gorillatama: (asshole grin)
Kondo "atomic booty" Isao ([personal profile] gorillatama) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty 2014-09-01 05:06 am (UTC)

2/2

[But Kondo is a man of the law. He's used to shock and outrage and injustice. He can bounce back and he does!!]

No wonder your pants want to fly off your butt from all your skid marks.

[This is the mature response he comes up with. The fact of the matter is they're now both out a shirt. However he's got a solution! He reaches over and ties the jagged ends together in a tight knot, then pats his handy work, i.e this property abusing dickwag.]

Now you're ready for a night on the town. Problem solved! You're handy at the impulsive tailory stuff, man.

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