[But Kondo is a man of the law. He's used to shock and outrage and injustice. He can bounce back and he does!!]
No wonder your pants want to fly off your butt from all your skid marks.
[This is the mature response he comes up with. The fact of the matter is they're now both out a shirt. However he's got a solution! He reaches over and ties the jagged ends together in a tight knot, then pats his handy work, i.e this property abusing dickwag.]
Now you're ready for a night on the town. Problem solved! You're handy at the impulsive tailory stuff, man.
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No wonder your pants want to fly off your butt from all your skid marks.
[This is the mature response he comes up with. The fact of the matter is they're now both out a shirt. However he's got a solution! He reaches over and ties the jagged ends together in a tight knot, then pats his handy work, i.e this property abusing dickwag.]
Now you're ready for a night on the town. Problem solved! You're handy at the impulsive tailory stuff, man.