WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS -

[prosecutory]

TEST DRIVE MEME



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► STEP 1 | Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting; alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need 'em!
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2.2

[strippingsensei]

<sub>[ rrrrriiiiiip.
such a startling sound echoes in their ears as he tugs the shirt at the buttons right when Kondo slaps him on the back and the shirt tears.

Just like that.
Just right at the arm pit where the sleeve connects, leaving a huge, gaping hole.

There's a moment of silence before he looks over at Kondo. ]</sub>

Ah. Well, what do you know.
Maybe this one is too small— nobody walks around with holes in their shirt; it's really tacky.

_{[ suck on that. ]}

1/2 too....

[gorillatama]

[That single horrifying moment passes like a fart across a family's one and only fan planted in a single room of 95 degrees. Kondo's jaw drops, letting loose this creaking gasp right past his lips, his eyes widen comically while he reaches out for Aikuro]

Nooooooooo, not that one! It fit perfectly across my left pec, like it was painted on by a naked lady!

2/2

[gorillatama]

[But Kondo is a man of the law. He's used to shock and outrage and injustice. He can bounce back and he does!!]

No wonder your pants want to fly off your butt from all your skid marks.

[This is the mature response he comes up with. The fact of the matter is they're now both out a shirt. However he's got a solution! He reaches over and ties the jagged ends together in a tight knot, then pats his handy work, i.e this property abusing dickwag.]

Now you're ready for a night on the town. Problem solved! You're handy at the impulsive tailory stuff, man.

[strippingsensei]

<sub>[ oh damn it. this guy is good.
Aikuro's brows lift as he watches Kondo fix the shirt— that he tore— on purpose.
now he just looks like a effing tool thanks weird guy.

Aikuro rolls with it though. ]</sub>

So it would seem!
Now that I'm properly dressed, is that what all this noise was about, officer?
_{[ is this guy really an officer who knows. ]}

Can I go on my way now?

[gorillatama]

[Kudos to his rolling with The Shit skills. He's clearly needed them in this life maybe not the next so much.]

Yeah, now you're all set and you don't have to worry about getting too stuffy, you've got your own vent right there. [Kondo how are you so good just HOW are you so damn good???

he does have one wanna see it? No that is not an innuendo its probably made of paper] I guess....so you don't have any questions or anything? Like why you're here or where the nearest strip club is? Or where's the best place to get a polo?

[strippingsensei]

_{[ you'd think the typical person would ask what he was doing here— why— and yes, somebody like him curious about the strip club. ]}

Talk to me about the schooling system here.

_{[ he seems pretty serious about this. ]}

Give me as much detail as possible.

[gorillatama]

[He's taken aback by this because he could have sworn he'd pegged this guy for a really dedicated stripper so why is he asking about the schools?? Aiming a weird look his way Kondo continues anyway]

Well we've got an elementary school, a middle school and a high school. There's no uniform but I think the kids are pretty good at being trendy and appropriate. There are teachers who are residents here and really engage with the kids but for the positions that aren't filled in there are also NPCs. [Oh man what else is there...] There's a student council that's gonna kick off here soon..clubs...sports anime....the usual stuff.

[strippingsensei]

_{[ He listens, and keeps a stoic expression. ]}

Go on.
Give me as much detail as you can.
If you're done talking about schools, talk to me about the caste system here.

[gorillatama]

[Scratching his head] Obviously I'm an adult and I haven't gone to school here but I had kids at one point here and they seemed to like it enough. Not the homework but the hanging out and being cool cats part.

Caste system...? [His eyebrows raise to nearly his hairline] There's the landlord and then there's us. Yeah a bunch of us have jobs and different positions but I don't think that puts us above or below anyone else. We're all here trying to stick together and make the best of it.

[strippingsensei]

<sub>[ Finally, Aikuro nods, seeming satisfied with this information. There is a smile, and his hands lift, and he places them with a rough pat on Kondo's shoulders— both of them.

cue the shoujo sparkles and cherry blossoms blowing in the wind. ]</sub>

Thanks for the information.
I'll figure everything else out on my own.

_{[ ~*glistening*~ ]}

[gorillatama]

[Cue Kondo's features twisting comically and severely, like he's about to sneeze. Wow those sparkles are hell on the sinuses...but he manages a smile! He feels like they got off to the wrong foot but obviously a guy who cares (???) about youths and the underdog can't be that bad.]

No problem. Any time, man. Good luck! I'm sure you'll find out a lot but don't feel shy about asking anyone else for help.

[When he smiles his teeth glint! Or that might be lettuce stuck in there]

[strippingsensei]

Take care.

<sub>[ And so, Aikuro gives him one last grin before turning and beginning to take his leave.
but wait. what is this.

As he walks off, Kondo may or may not notice Aikuro's absence of trousers.
yes, those trousers that you were mocking him earlier about.
they're gone. off of his body. in all of his proud glory.

when did this happen. why didn't you notice. why didn't you stop him.
he could have been stalling. it might have been when you were explaining things— he's that stealth.

at least he has on a purple speedo. i mean.
it's something. ]</sub>

[gorillatama]

[THATS NOT SOMETHING CRACK IS STILL SHOWING THERE IS A CHEEK RIGHT THERE THE SHAPE OF THE CHEEK the police are on their way if there were sirens they would be going right now so he's gonna have to make due with the wind blowing an ominous tune betwixt his asscheeks or something jesus christ why.]