all i want for christmas is you

[ciao]

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[uzu]

..It seems like we've got a lot to talk about.

[He's probably going to get his hand chewed off in piranha-fashion, but he's doing it. He's reaching out to administer a headpat...]

[symphonise]

[ Nonon raises her own hand and smacks his away. She can initiate a hug that didn't happen, but he can't touch her without her express permission. She follows up this show of affection by aiming a punch to his side that she expects to be dodged. ]

I'm not overreacting! I never overreact! [ That's a laugh.

She stomps her foot once, absolutely not overreacting and not throwing some kind of tantrum. ]

I haven't seen you in over a year! Do you know how much insulting I've missed out on? [ How much she missed him but would never ever admit even under pain of death? ] You have to make up for so much!

[ Totally ignores that he's hungry. Feeding a monkey isn't important right now. ]

[uzu]

[Do you know what's not dodged at all? The assault on his ribs, specifically because she's being distracting as fuck -- or maybe the word's concerning? New place + Nonon acting, dare he say, weepy? This is frightening. Almost as scary as global warming.]

Over a year? It's been less than a day!

[Nevermind his role in diminishing her daily insult output. He's no longer curious about what Nonon oozed all over his neck, busy cradling his side instead.]

If you're saying that it felt like a year, there's nothing I can do about that. It sounds like you're already doing plenty of making up.

[symphonise]

[ Don't be so fucking rude about how she actually shed real emotion!! She'll never do it again. Actually, there is no again because it never happened in the first place!!

Nonon gets a little satisfaction from his pain, and she hmphs. ]

Your brain really did get dumber when the rest of your senses heightened. Time works differently here. I've been here for a year. [ She jabs a finger at his chest. ]

It's no where near enough!

[ She kicks his shin. She's so emotional it's becoming physical. There's no way she can do the healthy thing and actually hug it out. Gross. ]

[uzu]

[Why is she talking so casually about nonsense? WHY'S HE THE DUMB ONE WHEN SHE'S IMPLYING TIME TRAVEL OR A TEAR IN REALITY OR SOMETHING EQUALLY AS ASININE?]

So what, you forgot how to--

[COUNT, which, if properly voiced, may have earned him a second blow to the shin. The first is enough to silence him...or rather, cause him to yelp like a puppy. Or a howler monkey, your call.]

OI! It's not my fault you're explaining everything in a shitty way!

[Maybe he should restrain her. He's going to try to restrain her, seeking her wrists first of all..!]

You're upset with me but you're not making any sense either! [He's sort of yelling, he's sort of been yelling all along; re: abuse. His shin is throbbing?! He just wanted...to eat.] Start from the beginning, then I'll force you to take back all the stupid things you've said.

[symphonise]

[ She yanks hard when he grabs hold of her wrists, but he's not the Athletic Committee Chair for no reason. ]

Let go of me! Who said you could handle me this way?!

[ Shouts the girl who's been physically abusing Uzu since she found him.

She regrets everything, regrets the smallest positive thing she thought about him, regrets leaping at him in an emotional outburst (joy? relief? there was none of that). ]

You shitty monkey! Why did I ever think I wanted to see you again?! Why did I mi-- ugh!

[ Emotional honesty hour is over. She just wants to step on his face.

The Elite Four are elite for a reason, and even with her hands immobilized, she has other ways to inflict pain. Nonon slams the three inch heel of her boot down on his foot. ]

Nothing I said I was stupid! Your tiny brain wouldn't be able to make sense of it anyway!

1/2

[uzu]

[PROS TO LISTENING HER: Not getting smacked again. CONS: NOTHING. Guess who isn't letting go??]

Who knows?! You probably--

[Incomplete sentence hour: GO. Uzu is stomped upon and holy FUCK THAT HURTS!! HE'S NOT WEARING THE RIGHT OUTFIT FOR THIS SHIT! His kneejerk reaction is to fling her off into the stratosphere (after making another yelpy puppy sound, of course) but he does not. He just kind of tightens his grip -- accidentally, probably, gritting his teeth...

If this whole thing weren't such a confusing clusterfuck he'd surely kick her ass.]

[uzu]

Oi, Jakuzure... [In his best parental-intimidating tone, which likely emulates neither. It doesn't help that he's speaking through perfectly gritted teeth.] Calm down.

[symphonise]

[ She's still tugging at her wrists but hisses in pain when he tightens his grip. ]

Ow! Let—! Go! [ Tug tug tug. ] I'M CALM! [ As calm as a vortex. ] I'M SO CALM THAT I'M SURE THAT I CAN KICK YOU IN THE BALLS AND NOT MISS.

[ She fucking hates this guy. (No, she doesn't.) ]

[uzu]

[THAT'A ASTONISHING BECAUSE HIS DICK IS SMALL. That's also not persuasive at all. He's not easing up in the slightest...]

You're gonna have to try again. I'm not letting go until you can prove you're not gonna go for anything vital.

[Like his balls, shins, jaw, gut, etc.]