[the Surprise Guitar does not actually surprise her, but... why are they playing it? and... oh. well, she's never been serenaded before, even if the lyrics are of murderous intent towards the landlord. (is this what true romance is? plotting to kill a man? she's... okay with that.)

there's hearts in her eyes, but they disappear as soon as the playing ends. damn.] Well, if we do break up with him, it's more dramatic if there's a death. Like in Chicago! You know, "I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him DEAD!" Definitely makes for a better season finale. So maybe we should break up with him AND totally absolutely kill him!!! But I think he'll revive halfway through the second season, so we should probably watch out for the inevitable psycho revenge plot.