How romantic! And the Juliets would live and be happy together forever! Revisionist tellings are totally in vogue right now, like "Maleficent" and that telling of "Cinderella", so I don't see why we can't do it!! OOH! Why don't we film it, and use decent, small-name actors, but a famous director, and market it as a gritty and bloody version with...

[she keeps going, plotting out what scenes are going to stay, what scenes are going to need a shirtless guy in it (because sex sells, after all), if they should be cast in it, and if she can be both juliet and mercutio. this could make a killing, if they play it right, but she should ask the visionary what they think, so she turns around and is face to face with a girl.

oh no. oh no...

she's cute.

but now renge's in too deep (frankly, being up to her ankles is Too Deep), and she sees so much potential in this girl. rough and tumble would play off against her feminine, perfect heir type quite nicely. really, after the way renge's anime ended, she thinks she should get a spin-off, and this bass-playing disaster is just want that spin-off needs.]

Lead the way!!! I think you'd know more about what's the right spot to hide the corpse in than I would.