Oh! [ suddenly, he's pipping back up again, totally upbeat and happy. ]

Yeah! Kuroo and I are getting married. They have this whole thing here when you turn eighteen the Landlord pairs you up with someone else here and you get married. And then he gives you a house and assigns you kids, and you have a family!

[ duh, akaashi. come on now. ]

We're trying to start a sports frat so we thought getting married would be like us having a house and kids. It works out easier that way for everyone!