I get what you mean. There are definitely a lot of Japanese around. I'm not the best at recognising western names so it's pretty noticeable. [...] Come to think of it you're the first Finnish guy I've met.

[Clearly in a case like this it's necessary to start concocting rumours about this place.]

It's probably a conspiracy by the guys running this place, taking some of the best minds from Japan and dumping them here.