test drive meme

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Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that, in the official pre-opening test drive meme! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you!

YOUR OPTIONS THE HOUSING GATE. While your new home is extremely lovely with a well stocked fridge and french doors and a carpet you could probably sleep comfortably on, especially if you're married and don't want to deal with awkward bed sharing, it's nice to go out every once in a while and explore the area. You do have a new car you know. Maybe you're a kid, joy riding, or taking you family on a little trip through the rows of houses that all look suspiciously alike. Or, perhaps, you've brought a friend along on a trip to somewhere else (you are running out of that low-fat butter you bought recently), maybe it's even a hitch-hiker! The possibilities are endless, but one thing is certain no matter the scenario: you're going to be stuck in this car for a while. THE SHOPPING GATE. You're at work. Yeah, you've got a job now, working the 9 to 5, making money to buy that expensive food you like so much. Where do you work? Who are you working with? Do you like your boss? The answers to those questions are up to you. You should really pay attention to that customer coming up to you though. Since that is what you're getting paid for and all. THE PLEASURE GATE. There's a show going on, although as you watch, the NPCs performing it really aren't up to snuff. Their choppy legwork and monotonous musical numbers leave much to be desired. It's really quite boring to see La Favola d'Orfeo so brutally murdered by untalented, robotic, minions such as these. Maybe texting is in order. Maybe walking out and leaving, catching another show or taking a stroll is in order? They really ought to hire different people to put these things on. THE ALUMNI GATE. That obnoxious ringing alerts you that school has started yet again. Why do they make you come to this place when all the stupid teachers do is yammer about random things that no one really cares about. Since when did the economy really matter, anyway? Are you going to sit here and take this? Or walk around the school? The boring lady up front isn't really going to notice. Maybe you should go to lunch or chat up some school chums? Your youth isn't going to last forever, you know. WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

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mika nozaki ( lux-pain ) BREAKS SHIT IN

[micake]

[ doesn't matter where she is.

she's snooping. all over. your yard? your kitchen? the movie theatre? anywhere. ]

4!!

[purepain]

[ Yayoi happens to be standing, rather lackadaisically, in the courtyard. She felt a bit awkward, holding her bento and briefcase, while the others sifted through the doors with lunchboxes and bookbags. This school system was weird..

Save her Mika!! ]

Eater | Blaze Union | 3

[harpbeat]

[Eater doesn't really watch shows like this anyway, they're not his type of thing, but...]

Boo!

[This is just sad.]

Aoi Asahina | Dangan Ronpa | 5

[donuts5ever]

[Asahina is literally inspecting everything. She doesn't trust this place and totally expects Monobear to pop out at any moment so she's gonna find him first!]

[harpbeat]

...I don't believe there to be anything in my yard worthy of note.

Florina | Fire Emblem 7

[shy_flier]

[ So shy.

So unlikely to be the one approaching anyone.

Also afraid of men, cover your ears if you get too close dudes. ]

Eeee Florina~

[harpbeat]

[It's evening. Eater certainly looks feminine enough.]

Yo. New here?

Athrun Zala | Gundam SEED/GSD | 5

[infinitejustice]

[Could be doing any number of things. Working on his car, taking a walk through the neighborhood, eating lunch in a restaurant...]

[harpbeat]

[Handsome man spotted. And a mechanic! How handy~]

Excuse me, sir~ Could I have a moment of your time?

tony stark | mcu (iron man movies) | 003. can move elsewhere.

[goddamnironman]

[ talk about this being the only place to get a good drink in peace, which was lacking if only because of the bad entertainment, not that he knew much about dancing anyway. you can probably catch him peering into what is probably his third or fourth drink, back to the stage, ignoring everything. feel free to text him or interrupt him. ]

Hello Norr. /secretively secret person - okay no it's Mini

[harpbeat]

this is even more lame than the last play they put on here
i hope something gets set on fire soon

lotus | 999

[exhibition]

[ i'm lazy!! ]

[goddamnironman]

[ ay lil mama let me wisper in ur ear

ie tony sees her at the supermarket and may be openly distracted by her

ass

et
s

forgive his perversion #tough married life ]

Ky Kiske | Guilty Gear | 1

[ridethelightning]

[Ky's in church. Is he part of a prayer group? Running a fundraiser? Teaching a theology lesson? Your call!]

[harpbeat]

[Theology lesson!]

...but how do you know it works that way?

Ryoga Hibiki | Ranma ½ | 5? I think.

[wanders]

[Ryoga has written a letter. It's a letter that has to reach elsewhere as SOON AS POSSIBLE and even though he's not entirely sure if it'll reach it's destination, he has to try, right?

Except, he's been out since early this morning, and STILL hasn't found the post office in town. He finally sits on a curb, looking dejected and disappointed about this.]

It feels as if I haven't even moved from in front of my house...

[Not!Parents? Here's a surprise for you: Ryoga in fact has sat right in front of his house, but has no idea because seriously, they all look alike. Anyone else? Feel free to bother him.]

[goddamnironman]

[ man this guy looks worse off than he does generally. idk he's walking back from somewhere whatever though he stops a safe distance away to clear his throat. ]

It's generally considered crazy to talk to yourself.

cassie blake. ❥ the secret circle.

[powerful]

[ Anywhere is good! She's also only sixteen so it's possible she'd be at school. Being bored. Maybe accidentally exploding her glass full of some sort of liquid without even using a Bunsen burner. Could be shopping. Could be hanging out in her yard.

ANYTHING. ]

[firemaincannon]

[Someone seems to be an enthusiastic little scientist in school today.]

Uwah? Might want to be a little more careful next time you fire up the bunsen. Wait, is the gas even on?

[Nope. Huh. How did that happen then.]

Caroline Forbes || The Vampire Diaries || ota

[vampirebarbie]

[PUT HER ANYWHERE. aka it's midnight. I'm lazy.]

Ruby || Supernatural || ota

[sent_farfaraway]

[Also, feel free to put her anywhere too.]

5 :)

[sauna]

[At the grocery store, Finland and a rather intimidating woman are stuck in the back of a loooong line waiting for check out. This place really needs to put more cashiers on shift. Fin has no problem with waiting, but you're standing awfully close and invading his personal bubble (it's a big bubble).

You'll see him shifting and fidgeting in place often. Hope it doesn't annoy you!]

masato hijirikawa ( utapri ) ► o5

[heirijikawa]

[ anywhere is good -- though you'll probably find him jumping out of helicopters more at the grocery, shopping for ingredients and checking out which can of soup is better tasting. which is most likely something he's not used to because lol rich kid where's my butler. ]

[jusco]

[ hey hey

hey


hey masato what are you buying

Standing right by him, watching carefully as he picks out groceries... ]

rami aikawa ( DOLLS ) ► o1

[shortskirts]

[ she hates this place.

mostly because she suddenly got married, unlike the Toutoh empire where everything's cemented, there are places here where it's not. like the lawn, for one. and her high heels keep sinking into the soil whenever she steps on it.

tsk tsk. keep off the lawn, aikawa. ]

[purepain]

[ that's

her lawn

the lawn she has slaved over for the entire week she's been here

she will not tolerate this rudeness!! but she will not tolerate it politely ]

Excuse me, ma'am. Could you refrain from walking on the lawn, please?

Marta Lualdi | Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World | 4

[lightspins]

[So there is it... school. There's one teenage girl just standing right in front of the opening gates, but as for going in, well. It doesn't seem like that'll be happening anytime soon.]

Going back to school after all this time? They can't be serious.

pounces

[dieanotherday]

[OH.

OH SHE KNEW COMING AROUND THE SCHOOL WAS A GOOD IDEA.]

...Martmart! Well well, I didn't think I'd see you here~ where's your little pet?

ʟᴏᴋɪ ʟᴀᴜғᴇʏsᴏɴ ❉ ᴍᴄᴜ

[mischieving]

[Open to anything! Though Loki is likely to be keeping to himself totally not sulking and not plotting the death of everyone involved here and the destruction of the town, or causing subtle trouble with whatever "pranks" he can. Texting or action is fine!]

[goddamnironman]

[ watching u from across the food court of the mall god you are so badly dressed loki you socially awkward fuck who even wears stuff like that what is your problem

coming from the guy wearing sunglasses indoors to disguise himself ]

Cheria Barnes | Tales of Graces | 1

[unbelievablechild]

_{[This is just the most awkward thing ever. Cheria can be found sitting on a swing in the playground, looking a little lost as she idly swings back and forth. For some reason, her illness is gone, so she isn't having coughing fits; does that mean she can run around like normal children her age now?]}

[sauna]

[A lost kid? Paternal instincts: on. Finland casually approaches the swingset, trying to appear nonthreatening, and clears his throat before he speaks.] Hey! I noticed you're by yourself. Are your parents nearby?

maria kawai → akuma to love song → 2

[lovesung]

[ There's a girl talking to an old woman at the shopping district, talking to an older woman - it's almost as if she's harassing the older woman though, with the expression on that woman's face. Approach or do something? ]

jelleplanet...

[micake]

Hey, what are you saying to her?

tsukimi kurashita → kuragehime → 5

[kurages]

[ It doesn't matter where you are in town, but you might spot a female walking around, glancing around her shyly at just about anything. In fact, if you cross her gaze she might just instantly petrify (not literally, although it comes close..) or seem to look away completely shocked.

Check to see if she's okay? ]

sup jelle

[firemaincannon]

[Wow okay someone needs to relax a little, no need to freeze up like you just saw a ghost or something. Wouldn't that be totally cool though!?

Haruna slowly gives the other girl a wave. She comes in peace. Kinda.]

You okay in there?

Haruna Saotome | Negima | 2

[firemaincannon]

[Oh she's working in a book shop. A book shop where she's free to publish her own material and market it for profit. It's like all her dreams are coming true~ Minus taking over the magical world--

Looks like the shelves are going to getting packed with risque BL and magical girl series all over the place. There are proper titles in there somewhere, honest. Want to buy a book? Question who made such awful/wonderful things?

[sauna]

[Alright, books! A good read never hurt anyone. A colorful aisle in particular catches his attention, and he starts browsing the titles.

Huh? Why are the front covers on the wrong side? Why are all the pages black and white? Odd. Well, the girls' costumes intrigue him at least.]

Chisame Hasegawa | Negima | 4

[netidol]

[ You might be walking walking in to the classroom and notice someone who looks annoyed and doesn't want to be here. You should go bug them. ]

Oh hello there

[firemaincannon]

[Oh it's a classmate. Better go bug them.]

Hey, Chisame! Since when were you here all by your lonesome?

[Know what'll cheer you up? Some Paru.]

Finland | Axis Powers Hetalia | 5

[sauna]

[This guy's not coping with his situation well. You'll find him in the spirits aisle at the grocery store, stocking up on drinks. He's clearly unaware of his limited budget and the legal drinking age.

So he looks young for his age. Your point?]

Hanako Ikezawa | Katawa Shoujo / 5?

[burntviolet]

[Another shy girl trying to blend in the enviroment so that nobody would notice her, huddled on a bench in the park.]

[donuts5ever]

[Asahina must check on all of the shy girls! Have a super outgoing girl sit next to you! She figures that sitting next to her is better than looming over her...]

Yo!

sweden (berwald oxenstierna) | axis powers hetalia | 05

[ex_husband711]

[He is probably unintentionally scaring most people away no matter where he is. The glare he has on his face can convey a number of things: "help, I pushed a button on this small cellphone and I don't know what it did," "let us go on a fun family adventure," or "you look terrified, are you okay?"]

[shortskirts]

[ she'll match that glare with hers.

because she hates being glared at for no reason at all. and by a man, at that!! ]

What?

Pamela Ibis | Atelier Totori | 5

[sleepily]

<sub>[The thing about being dead for so long is that you get used to certain things. Like being able to go through walls. Although Astrid was kind enough to make a 'body' for her so that she could freely walk around (and touch people), old habits... died hard.

This was doubly so for finding oneself alive again, as Pamela... has forgotten how to use doors.]</sub>

Ouch... that really hurt!

[heirjirikawa]

[ he'll . . . pretend he didn't see that.

but he'll open the door for her if only as courtesy. ]