test drive meme deux

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Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you! IN GAME MEMBERS CAN PARTICIPATE IN TAGGING AS WELL!!

YOUR OPTIONS THE HOUSING GATE. Somehow, some way, some idiot has just run into your yard with their car. Or maybe you're the idiot behind the wheel? Did you wreck a mailbox? Maybe even, dare I say, run into someone? Stranger things have happened. THE SHOPPING GATE. For some reason the damned cashier NPC isn't anywhere in sight and you've got...well, whatever it is you've decided to buy. There's a line forming filled with people. No matter where you are, the register, the middle, or at the very end, you're surrounded by some pretty frustrated people. THE PLEASURE GATE. You happen to have wandered into one of the more...adult establishments. You might perhaps be underage and if so you need not be there at all. No one is going to cart you off, though. Maybe you enjoy your strip club/bar/peep show or maybe it's completely repulsive to you. Do you stick around or make a run for it? THE ALUMNI GATE. It's come time for the school festival! There are various booths, stands, activities, and all sorts of people milling about! What grade are you in? School? Are you sociable or withdrawn? Are you in charge of something? Crashing a party? You're full of youth and the world is yours for the taking! WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

Comments

[darntootinestmom]

[Well that was enough of that. Kitty did not know how she'd managed to wander into such a store but she was going to leave before her face turned another as of yet undiscovered shade of red. She was so quick on her way out of the store that she bumped into a young woman.]

Oh goodness! [Frazzled. That was the only word for her in that moment.] I am so sorry! I wasn't even looking where I was going I was in such a hurry to leave that awful store! [And by that point the only option left for Kitty was to laugh awkwardly. So she did.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[Don't worry, Shirley was awkwardly laughing too]

Ah, don't worry, it's not your fault! I wasn't looking where I was going either! I was busy looking at um...all the things here.

[Pause]

I never knew that people would take an interest in...these things.

[darntootinestmom]

[Kitty looks at the girl with concern, wondering where her parents are and why she's even in this area. These places, as she's figuring out, are not wholesome and romantic at all. In fact, they are quite the opposite!]

Well, let's just pretend they don't and get you out of here. If I were your mother I would just be worried sick knowing my little girl was in a neighbourhood like this.

[shirleyhopeful]

[That's right, she was suppose to have a mom here. Well, that will make things a bit interesting once she does]

...Perhaps it might be best I...left. [another pause] I wonder will I have to buy something like this one day though.

[darntootinestmom]

[The question makes Kitty blush but she supposes curiousity is better than pregnancy or an STD!]

Well. Dear... [How does she say this...] You may need some things one day, such as condoms, but you won't need to come around here for those! Now let's get you out of here. [She places her hand on the girl's shoulder, gently guiding her back the way they both came, and smiles reassuringly.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[Whoa! That was something Shirley didn't want to hear! Cue her spazzing!]

Um, that's not what I came here for! I uh... [mumble mumble] Thank you for helping me though.