test drive meme deux

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Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you! IN GAME MEMBERS CAN PARTICIPATE IN TAGGING AS WELL!!

YOUR OPTIONS THE HOUSING GATE. Somehow, some way, some idiot has just run into your yard with their car. Or maybe you're the idiot behind the wheel? Did you wreck a mailbox? Maybe even, dare I say, run into someone? Stranger things have happened. THE SHOPPING GATE. For some reason the damned cashier NPC isn't anywhere in sight and you've got...well, whatever it is you've decided to buy. There's a line forming filled with people. No matter where you are, the register, the middle, or at the very end, you're surrounded by some pretty frustrated people. THE PLEASURE GATE. You happen to have wandered into one of the more...adult establishments. You might perhaps be underage and if so you need not be there at all. No one is going to cart you off, though. Maybe you enjoy your strip club/bar/peep show or maybe it's completely repulsive to you. Do you stick around or make a run for it? THE ALUMNI GATE. It's come time for the school festival! There are various booths, stands, activities, and all sorts of people milling about! What grade are you in? School? Are you sociable or withdrawn? Are you in charge of something? Crashing a party? You're full of youth and the world is yours for the taking! WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

Comments

Merton Dingle | Big Wolf on Campus | Shopping Gate

[paleyoungman]

[Oh look, it's some weird goth kid that has 'shove me in a locker and forget about it' written all over him. He's at the very back of the building up line for the time being, but he doesn't appear to be particularly bothered by it. The products he's hoping to purchase are books, after all. Lots and lots of books, almost too many for his arms to carry, but he appears to have found himself in a Pleasantville-like wormhole and it's time to do some transdimensional research.

(None of the books actually tell him much about that-- there's not much of a specialty section 'round these parts, but a boy can dream.) Mostly, he's carrying a bunch of young adult novels that talk about people falling into alternative realities (one of which may or may not involve a girl named Alice), and trying desperately to skim through the book on the top of his stack. He is flipping the pages very awkwardly with his chin.]

all of tommy's icons are making ridiculous faces I can't

[wolfout]

[Now there's this guy sidling up next to Merton, completely ignoring the line forming behind him because lol that's not important.]

Can you believe this place, Merton? They have everything here! And stuff I've never even HEARD of before.

[CELL PHONES MERTON, CELL PHONES.]

[paleyoungman]

[Light sigh.]

Yeah, Tommy. There are some things you haven't heard of. I was shocked, too.

[He's speaking under his breath, not even paying much attention to the offhanded (and mostly friendly) bop to the quarterback's sweet, sweet ego. There's a mystery afoot and yes, cellphones are cool. Not the point.]

[wolfout]

[Smiling... smiling... wait.]

Hey. [Pointing with the almighty NOW LISTEN HERE finger. But wait these are a lot of books.]

Do you think any of these will tell us how to get out?

[He's taking half the pile into his own hands just because he's positive Merton was about to be crushed. See how he cares.]