test drive meme deux

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Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you! IN GAME MEMBERS CAN PARTICIPATE IN TAGGING AS WELL!!

YOUR OPTIONS THE HOUSING GATE. Somehow, some way, some idiot has just run into your yard with their car. Or maybe you're the idiot behind the wheel? Did you wreck a mailbox? Maybe even, dare I say, run into someone? Stranger things have happened. THE SHOPPING GATE. For some reason the damned cashier NPC isn't anywhere in sight and you've got...well, whatever it is you've decided to buy. There's a line forming filled with people. No matter where you are, the register, the middle, or at the very end, you're surrounded by some pretty frustrated people. THE PLEASURE GATE. You happen to have wandered into one of the more...adult establishments. You might perhaps be underage and if so you need not be there at all. No one is going to cart you off, though. Maybe you enjoy your strip club/bar/peep show or maybe it's completely repulsive to you. Do you stick around or make a run for it? THE ALUMNI GATE. It's come time for the school festival! There are various booths, stands, activities, and all sorts of people milling about! What grade are you in? School? Are you sociable or withdrawn? Are you in charge of something? Crashing a party? You're full of youth and the world is yours for the taking! WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

Comments

housing or shopping works for this...

[ex_husband711]

[Have the most excited papa ever. Well, okay, he doesn't look super excited, but he totally is. All full glare out and he's quickly rushing over to the unmistakable micronation. He's both happy and... concerned that Sealand is here. But oh well he needs a moment of reunion between father and son!]

Sea.

Sounds good to me!

[recognizeme]

[His arrival in this strange place was pretty confusing for him. First of all, he had no idea how the country of Sealand (Yes, country) could be brought to a foreign place without him even knowing! So what was the first logical thing for Sealand to do? Go explore and look for his friends, of course!

He had the arrival papers in hand when he hears that familiar voice. He whirls around with a wide, enthusiastic smile on his face.] Papa!!! [He's going to run right at him now. If there could have been sparklies and pretty flowers in the background, there would have been.]

[ex_husband711]

[Sweden immediately gets down to Sealand's level and holds his arms out for a happy reunion-hug. He hoists Sealand up with ease once he's within the hug circumference. The most snuggly of papa bear hugs. He's missed his son so muuuuuch, don't mind Sweden getting all worried papa bear and never letting go.]

Missed ya.

[recognizeme]

[Sealand pretty much throws himself onto Sweden, clinging to him tightly once he's in his arms. He seems pretty happy to see his papa again, too! When Sweden hoists him up, Sealand swings his legs backwards, lifting them up off of the ground to dangle like a monkey in a tree.] I missed you, too, Papa! I wondered where you had gone to!

[But then there was a Power Rangers marathon on TV and...]

Are you alright? This place is weird!

[ex_husband711]

[Poor Sealand!! Papa feels all the guilt. He hugs him a bit tighter.]

'm sorry. [He sighs, then nods.] S'very strange, but we're fine.

[recognizeme]

[Sweden always gives the best hugs! He laughs a little and pulls back enough to look at him.] Hey, hey! Guess what? These papers say that I'm a grown up now! That means that everyone will have to recognize me now!! [He is obviously very excited about this.]

[ex_husband711]

What.

[WHAT NO PAPA DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS. His son cannot be grown up no!!!!!!]

[recognizeme]

That's what it says. It says that I'm even married!! So Sealand's territory has expanded! [This is your worst nightmare, Sweden. Holly Heights is taking away your baby! Sealand waves the papers at him for him to take and read.]

[ex_husband711]

... Must've made a mistake...

[Taking the papers with one hand, he keeps Sealand hoisted with the other, looking over it. Marriage certificate. All the good things. Driver's license!? No. NOT NO HIS WATCH. He's going to have to have a talk with the Landlord.]

Too young.

[recognizeme]

[He keeps himself latched onto Sweden, his arms wrapped around his neck. Sealand looks pretty pleased with himself because of the papers.] My birthday is in 1967, so that makes me...[He thinks for a moment..] Old!

[Poor Sealand. He is trying to be an adult so hard right now.]

[ex_husband711]

[Yeah, you're so adult right now, Sealand. Sweden frowns more. His son looks so happy and proud of himself and he doesn't want to ruin that! But the little thing is so young compared to all of them, he's still just a baby to normal nations.]

Too young fer kids an' marriage now. [He'll always be too young, but shhhh he won't say that.]

[recognizeme]

[Shhh. You let him pretend.]

Maybe, but this paper says that I have them, anyway! [He laughs a little. But then the laughter stops as he looks thoughtful.]

...Does that mean I have to live somewhere else? Since you have your own house...[Keep it together, Sealand! Adults do this all of the time!]

[ex_husband711]

Mmn. [Sweden looks to Sealand. Now that he's here, it'd just kill him to have to leave the micronation by himself. If he's considered an adult, he'd have to get a job, interact with a family... and what if he doesn't have a responsible spouse? What if his spouse is mean?!? Augh he's super worried already.]

[recognizeme]

Don't make that face, Papa! If you get worried and sad then I'll get worried and sad! [He clings a little tighter to him, giving him one of his best hugs. Yes, somehow Sealand can tell between his expressions.] It'll be okay.

[ex_husband711]

[;~; Son hugs. Sweden nods, giving him a hug back, still holding the papers carefully. Wouldn't want to ruin important documents!]

Y'll need a job. Can work fer me. [Responsibility! And it's pretty much an excuse for Sweden to keep his eye on Sealand most of the day. Doting papa. He feels a little better with that idea in mind. It's definitely not gonna stop him from asking the Landlord questions, though.]

[recognizeme]

[Sealand doesn't really seem that concerned about the documents, honestly. His expression lights up at the mention of being able to have a job.]

Really?! Oh, wow! Don't worry, Papa, I'll be the best worker ever! I know how to do lots of things, you know. I know how to repair things and sell titles and a whole bunch of stuff! [He grins, looking triumphant once again.] And when I have a job like a real grown up, I'll definitely get recognized then!

[ex_husband711]

[Awww. He can't help but smile (well, his lips twitch up just a bit, but that's a smile for Sweden). Sealand's so cute and happy.]

Mm. Know y'll do good. [He's not sure what kind of job to give Sealand, yet, but he'll work that out with him later.]

[recognizeme]

Hey, Papa! Is Mama here, too? And the others? [If the others are there, then he can try to become friends with them. Plus, it would be nice to have more of the people he liked gathered.] If Japan is here, I bet he can build a robot for me!

[ex_husband711]

Mmn. They're here. Hold. [He hands the papers back so he can get his own phone out, pulling up the contacts so Sealand doesn't have to rummage for his. He can see Sealand added, but... no Ladonia. He frowns a little. Maybe soon...]

[recognizeme]

[He takes the papers from him and shoves them carelessly into one of his pockets, watching Sweden curiously. Finally, he leans over and looks at Sweden's phone.] Woooow...So many are already here!

[ex_husband711]

[Including your big bro, ha ha ha. Fun. Sweden nods.]

They'll b'happy ta see ya.

[recognizeme]

[He sees this and immediately makes a face.]

Even that big jerk England is here?! [Big siiiiigh.]

[ex_husband711]

Mm, England's here. [MINUS THE "BIG JERK" BECAUSE THAT'S RUDE. Papa does not approve of such rudeness! You're only allowed to be rude to Denmark (just kidding).]

[recognizeme]

Wooow. I'm looking forward to seeing them all! Except for Jerk England because he'll probably yell at me again. [Sorry, Papa. He's going to call him that forever!] But I'm happiest to see Papa!

[ex_husband711]

[Well, he's got a point about the yelling part... Sweden pockets his cellphone just so he can properly hug Sealand again. Ahhhh hearing that just makes him so happy.] Happy ta see ya, too.

[A pause.] Flower Egg's here, with Fin. [She'll be so happy to see Sea!!]