all aboard the hype train choo choo

[kablam]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



this is a fan service meme!! post as your characters, anons (or not) reply with things they want your character to do with other characters!! oblige them or scream in horror. ship everything you've never wanted to ship. kill everyone you've wanted to kill. do it for ussss.

(original meme posted at graveyardsmash)

Comments

hinata shouyou ( hq!! )

[kablam]

[(Anonymous)]

Call someone "mom" and someone else "dad".

[kablam]

Wha-- But I have two dads here!! [ NO HE CAN'T CALL SOMEONE MOM... AGAIN.... ]

[yowaizumi]

_{[ Without warning, he walks up to Hinata with a serious look on his face that says that he means business. ]}

Hey. Stand still. I'm going to hug you.

_{[ Has he even hugged anyone before? We just don't know, but at least he's getting permission first. ]}

[kablam]

[ ?!??!?! ]

Haaa--?! Don't make it sound like a demand!!

[ hinata is having flashbacks to the game where he hit kageyama send help ]

[yowaizumi]

Sorry. <sub>[ ????

He really doesn't even know how to hug someone, and Hinata looks about Onoda's height so... He walks over and if Hinata doesn't totally wiggle away or something, he would attempt to pick him up into a hug because that's totally how you show your affection to someone, right? ]</sub>

[kablam]

--HEY!! PUT ME DOWN!!

[ WHAT KIND OF A BULLSHIT HUG IS THIS hinata immediately starts squirming and yelling and kicking his feet and being obnoxious do you want to fight imaizumi he'll fight you ]

[yowaizumi]

I think this is long enough for a hug--HEY!! Don't kick me!!?!?

_{[ Imaizumi is trying not to drop him when he just...gives up and lets him fall since that was almost a hug, right? ]}

[kablam]

[ DROPS FLAT ON HIS ASS ]

Ow! [ but it takes him all of three seconds to hop back up again and point at him. ] What the hell, that's not how you hug someone who's not that tall!! Are you making fun of me?! I'll fight you!

[yowaizumi]

I don't want to fight you--and how else am I supposed to hug you since you're so short?

_{[ He sounded like it was obvious that the answer was to just pick him up so that he would be at his level. ]}

[kablam]

YOU DON'T PICK PEOPLE UP THAT ARE SHORTER THAN YOU!!

[ this is a fundamental fact of life c'mon imaizumi learn2hug ] Especially not guys!!

[yowaizumi]

Why not?

_{[ He's picked up Onoda before, so why should Hinata be any different? ]}

[kablam]

Cause it's weird!! And it just makes you look like a stupid showoff! Jeez, you're just like Kageyama, you both suck at stuff like this!

[yowaizumi]

What? Are you not strong enough to lift me or your friend, Kageyama?

_{[ DON'T MAKE THIS A CHALLENGE, IMAIZUMI... ]}

I don't know how else to hug someone.

[(Anonymous)]

kiss three people on the cheek

[kablam]

Uwah--!! [ turns bright red!! ] Anybody at all?! Or should I just pick three people?!

[(Anonymous)]

the people you think are the cutest!

[kablam]

[ .... already smooched makoto senpai doesn't think he's cute THAT'S OKAY..... ]

Seriously? I'll try! Just cause I don't wanna lose!!

[hoasen]

[This is a butt touch fly-by.

Basically, you now see Vietnam quietly jogging along, as if she's exercising! However, no matter what angle you are turned towards, she will reach out and touch your butt.

Never mind that she's blushing like hell right now, THIS IS HELL.]

I-I'm sorry!!

[climber]

Hinata.

[Not even going to say anything else he's just going to attempt to smile and hope Hinata doesn't break out into tears or run away. Or both.]

[kablam]

Makishiuwah!!

[ OH GOD... IT'S ALMOST WORSE THAN KAGEYAMA... ]

Are you okay?! Did you eat something bad?!

[climber]

No, someone told me to smile. ...I can't smile. Sorry.