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THE FANSERVICE MEME



this is a fan service meme!! post as your characters, anons (or not) reply with things they want your character to do with other characters!! oblige them or scream in horror. ship everything you've never wanted to ship. kill everyone you've wanted to kill. do it for ussss.

(original meme posted at graveyardsmash)

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Sawamura Daichi // Haikyuu!!

[steadier]

[(Anonymous)]

Tell someone to touch your thighs and feel how strong they are.

[(Anonymous)]

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIIIIIRT

[steadier]

[... ... ...]



OK?

[hoasen]

[This is a butt touch fly-by.

Basically, you now see Vietnam quietly jogging along, as if she's exercising! However, no matter what angle you are turned towards, she will reach out and touch your butt.

Never mind that she's blushing like hell right now, THIS IS HELL.]

I-I'm sorry!!

[steadier]

[WHOA HEY THERE HANDSY

Daichi jumps out of the way, both hands going behind to his, uh, behind, but after a second he calls out to the 'jogger'.]

Hey, hang on! Wait!

[hoasen]

[Canon fact: She has some of the best skilled hands in hetalia......yikes.

She does stop when he calls out to her, but look at this face full of REGRET.]

A-ah, if it is about what happened, it is not on purpose!

[steadier]

[He shakes his head, trying very hard to both leverage this into asking for a favor while not making it awkward.]

No, it's OK, I just... as long as you're... one of my requests required somebody touching me, so would you mind? Here?

[He points to a spot as close to his knee as possible while still technically being 'thigh.' Weird creeper anons.]

[succours]

[Walks up to with his hair down. Probably not fair of him to do this with someone that he already knows but whatever, anon wasn't specific.]

There, I'm done.

[steadier]

[He's seen this before but he's never seen Noya look so mad about it.]

Noya, are you OK?

[succours]

[And now hastily trying to fix his hair to regain those four inches.]

No! These anon people ask for really stupid things! Rin-san didn't even know who I was!!

[steadier]

You didn't have to do it, you know...

[succours]

Yeah I did! Sometimes dares are embarrassing but if you have the pride of a real man then you can endure it!

[steadier]

[He's not laughing at you, Noya, he's just laughing.]

Yeah you can. That reminds me, actually. [He bends his leg up and points above his knee.] Feel this.

[succours]

What for...? [Captain he's underage.] Did you hit yourself on something? I don't see a bruise. [Noya leans down to inspect the area but sees nothing. However, this brain comes up with another excuse.]

Ah! Is it a cramp?! [He can't let anything happen to his captain!! And so Noya's hands are immediately on his thigh.

That wasn't hard at all.]

[fairyobsessed]

[ Not one to back down from a challenge in her own field, Kyoko was going to do this as 'right' as possible. So she styled herself up- nice clothes, some light makeup, and her hair was even styled so it was off to the side, with the section that went over her face had a gentle curl to the end. There's also a thin but wide box that's wrapped, being held down and against her. She seems a little apprehensive at first, but still approached. ]

Excuse me! Um, sorry.

[ Kyoko pauses, making eye contact before quickly looking to the side and downwards. ]

Actually, I know this might seem out of nowhere. You see, I've seen you around and, and on the networks. In fact I've come to admire you and I...

[ She starts to bite on her bottom lip, starting to turn red in the face and ears as she squeezes the box a little. Before saying more, she bows low with an incredibly straight box while holding the box out. With her face still towards the ground, where her expression was harder to see, she blurts out the rest faster and almost a little louder. ]

I think I've fallen in love. Please accept these chocolates and my feelings!

[steadier]

[Daichi's just blinking because he's not sure he's ever met this girl before but she seems so demure and sincere, she's clearly put effort into getting ready to do this, and here he is just trying to put his shirt back on... he just scratches at the back of his neck and smiles awkwardly.]

Wow, uhm. I appreciate this, but I don't even know your name, I'm sorry. Please, stand back up?

[fairyobsessed]

Oh!

[ She straightens up, but also covers her mouth with one hand; the other still holding the chocolates. She gives a weak laugh before tucking some hair behind her still-red ear. ]

I'm such an idiot, aren't I? That makes this even more awkward. My name's Kyoko Mogami.

[steadier]

What? No, no, you're not an idiot.

[He holds both his hands up to dismiss her concerns. She seems nice, and sweet, going to all this trouble considering they've never actually met.]

I'm Daichi Sawamura. It's nice to meet you, Mogami-san.

[serveivor]

Y-y-your... your new shirt looks... weird.

[But after a minute, he just kind of melts and waves his hands furiously.]

It doesn't look weird, I'm sorry!

[steadier]

[Daichi looks down at his shirt for approximately .21 seconds before just giving Asahi a deadpan look. Really, mighty ace?]

At least you can say you tried.

[serveivor]

[He's just gonna stare at his shoes now, thanks.]

I... I did try.

[Your ace is a pos, sry2say]

[steadier]

[Oh no. After the ribbing he's taken for his own insult skills this week, this feels unfair.]

Look, this was just some anonymous person preying on your fears, Asahi. I wouldn't know what to do if you really insulted me. You tried and failed because you're better than that.

[Even if you are a giant baby.]

[serveivor]

[Asahi mumbles but nods, but he doesn't lift his head.]

Y-yeah.. I'm sorry. Thanks.

[steadier]

Don't apologize for being a good person!