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THE FANSERVICE MEME



this is a fan service meme!! post as your characters, anons (or not) reply with things they want your character to do with other characters!! oblige them or scream in horror. ship everything you've never wanted to ship. kill everyone you've wanted to kill. do it for ussss.

(original meme posted at graveyardsmash)

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Germany || Axis Powers Hetalia

[regelkonform]

[theorymaniac]

Germany-san, I have an odd request. Would you take a self portrait with me?

[regelkonform]

A self-portrait?

[ He didn't lie, it was an odd request. ]

[theorymaniac]

I was told to take one without my glasses, so yes, with my front camera on my phone. Would you mind?

_{[ Please don't turn him down...he trusts you will take a beautiful selfie with him, Germany.. ]}

[regelkonform]

[ A frown. ]

With your front camera...? Ah, I suppose it would be fine?

[ Rei, it's like you're speaking gibberish. ]

[theorymaniac]

I believe my phone has one of those?

_{[ He pulls out his phone and goes to the camera setting, making sure it's correct and everything before he takes off his glasses. ]}

You're supposed to look right there--does this make sense? Nagisa-kun taught me how to take good ones, so I have no doubt this will turn out wonderful, Germany-san!

_{[ Please shut up and take the selfie, Rei. ]}

[regelkonform]

[ A nod, this was definitely something he would have to try himself. He's still just standing there, looking at the phone. It's probably not going to be a great picture. ]

Is there a point to this? Other than to take a picture without someone else holding the camera?

[theorymaniac]

There's not, other than someone daring me to do this without my glasses.

_{[ It would be a beautiful picture since Rei knew how to take fabulous selfies!! Though he probably accidentally snapped the picture when at least once of them was talking, so there's that. ]}

See, then you can see how it turned out-- _{[ He pulled up the picture to show him this...half blurry image. ]}

[regelkonform]

[ A deep frown. ]

Do you think this is the reason they wanted you to take it with your glasses off? So it would turn out...

[ He didn't want to hurt his feelings, but this was bad. ]

[theorymaniac]

_{[ Somehow...he understood what Germany was saying since, well, after putting on his glasses again he understood just how imperfect that picture was! ]}

Perhaps you're right. Sorry about that, maybe we can take a better, more beautiful one sometime!

[hoasen]

...

[No actually there are rules about touching colleagues' butts.]

[regelkonform]

[ Suddenly there's a presence behind him. ]

...did you need something, Vietnam?

[hoasen]

Oh no...I am fine.

[Maybe his butt will be safe.]

[regelkonform]

[ This was an oddly familiar feeling. ]

Are you certain? You don't seem fine at all.

[hoasen]

[Yes, it happened to his chest.]

Very fine! I think I look unwell because I am just thinking about what to buy!

[regelkonform]

[ A frown. ]

...what to buy?

[(Anonymous)]

Compare bodily muscles with several people!

[regelkonform]

Ah...

[ A sigh. ]

I suppose there's no harm in that...

Re: Germany || Axis Powers Hetalia

[strippingsensei]

<sub>[ Hello, there. Aikuro got a request to strip down to his nudest potential. So don't mind him as he stops you right where you are. He poses, slowly unbuttoning his shirt and letting it fall in an almost heavenly manner onto the floor. His skin glistens, hair blowing in the wind. His pants.. they soon follow, and then, it seems to happen so quick-- soon they are at his ankles.

He is standing there in the full buff, arms folded playfully behind his head, posed like a model. No underwear or anything. ]</sub>

Well..? What do you think~?

_{[ He even winks. ]}

[regelkonform]

[ It's almost like he broke Germany for a moment. Then comes the raise of his hand as if he's about to scold him, but nothing is coming out. ]

You...!!!

[ Wow. ]

I've always known you were an exhibitionist!!

[strippingsensei]

C'mon, Germany-san! You should join me and Italy!
_{[ WAGGLE HIS HIPS.
STOP HIM. ]}

[loveanddreams]

[D’s not even sure why he’s doing this ridiculous thing but he approaches with a scowl, holding a plate with a gourmet veggie burger. Setting it down on the nearest surface, he picks up the sandwich, long nails digging into the bun like claws and taking a much larger bite than the delicate little ones he usually does. This continues, the burger looking more and more like a pincushion as he tears into it with his teeth.]

[regelkonform]

[ A...was this...

Germany stared for a moment before clearing his throat. ]

...are you...okay?

[loveanddreams]

[When he's done chewing and swallowing, D drops the messy remains back on the plate.]

Ugh, do I look okay? Someone told me to savagely eat a veggie burger in front of several people!

[He's not happy with how it looks for his reputation.]