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[kablam]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



this is a fan service meme!! post as your characters, anons (or not) reply with things they want your character to do with other characters!! oblige them or scream in horror. ship everything you've never wanted to ship. kill everyone you've wanted to kill. do it for ussss.

(original meme posted at graveyardsmash)

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Ira Gamagoori || Kill La Kill

[castigatory]

[(Anonymous)]

ask 3 people to break a rule or law with you

[castigatory]

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL I ACCEPT THIS REQUEST!!!

[hoasen]

[This is a butt touch fly-by.

Basically, you now see Vietnam quietly jogging along, as if she's exercising! However, no matter what angle you are turned towards, she will reach out and touch your butt.

Never mind that she's blushing like hell right now, THIS IS HELL.]

I-I'm sorry!!

[No wait, she stops for a moment to shake her hand.] Ouch?!

[castigatory]

[ Despite the fact that he's scandalised himself, he can't help but scoff just a little; arms crossing over his chest. ]

...I believe that is what they call 'instant karma', Miss Vietnam.

[hoasen]

[WOW don't look so smug...while being embarrassed.]

...I should've expected it, though. I am sorry.

[castigatory]

[ He can't help it. ]

Was it worth it?

[kingshizuchan]

...

[ He doesn't seem to be all that pleasant or inviting, but this brat just holds up his hand, palm up. He seems so serious about it, too. ]

Oi, can you just give me your hand for something quick?

[castigatory]

Hmm, my hand?

[ He holds it out, but there's a certain reluctance. ]

What exactly do you need it for?

[kingshizuchan]

Something I don't have a choice about, it turns out. Sorry.

[ Which he says when taking that huge hand into his smaller, strong one.





And kisses it.


Like, only a peck, but he immediately let go and backed away. As if this were the worst thing ever. He's so disgusted and upset from having no choice. ]

Tch. Now to find the asshole that made me do that.

[castigatory]

[ Seriously? Gamagoori just stands there for a moment, staring at his hand. ]

I'm fairly certain you had a choice, just like you had a choice to tell me what exactly it was that you needed my hand for.

[kingshizuchan]

Yeah, I probably should've told you what it was about.

[ Hey, he'll admit his fuck-ups. Sometimes he gets carried away when upset. Stopping to think on that's getting the kid to scratch the back of his head. ]

They said I don't have any choice but to do it, so I wanted to get this over with.

[castigatory]

So the challenge was to kiss someone on the hand?

[ Brow furrowing, a lot of it. ]

Wouldn't it have been a better gesture to select a young lady?

[kingshizuchan]

[ Somehow, without his expression really changing, it seemed to be more sour. Something in his eyes, or maybe it was an aura thing. ]

...

It was to kiss a guy.

[castigatory]

Ah...

[ Very awkward. ]

That does change the circumstances, doesn't it? I can appreciate that you didn't go after more than my hand.

[kingshizuchan]

There's no way I would've. Hell, I tried getting out of the whole thing to begin with.

[abu]

[This looks like someone who will appreciate what Izumida is about to share with him.]

Hello! I have someone I'd like to introduce you to.

[castigatory]

[ The cock of his brow, the children around here were astounding. ]

Oh, is that so?

[ Had they even met before? How would this child know who to introduce to him. ]

[abu]

[Of course not. He simply looked for someone else who looked like they took good care of their muscles!

And now he's unzipping his shirt. It's happening.]

I've been directed to introduce you to Andy and Frank! My pectoral muscles!

[castigatory]

[ A pause. If it were anything else he might yell, but this was one of those peculiar things...

In fact, he's just leaning in to inspect them for a moment. ]

...you've named them?

[abu]

[Izumida stands up a little straighter, dropping his shoulders back to show off better. Eyes only, please.]

Yes! They've been two of my most constant partners during my training, naturally they should have names.

this is fuckin.............something

[paramountcy]

[She's not saying that Gamagoori would welcome being stepped on, but...

CLACK!]

Gamagoori. Kneel, please. All the way.

[castigatory]

[ A snap to attention at that heel clack, a curt nod before anything comes out of his mouth. ]

Understood!

[ Not a moment of hesitation before kneeling to the ground, a request from Satsuki was an order in his mind. ]

[paramountcy]

[She stands behind him and raises her knee, pushing her heel against his back. It's not very hard - at least, not hard enough to cause harm to her iron shield.

...Satsuki clears her throat.]

Is this all right? You don't mind?

[castigatory]

Of course, you shouldn't even have to ask.

[ He's not budging, either, kneeling perfectly still; not even so much as a twitch as he felt that heel touch against his back. ]