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❝ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ ❞ ([personal profile] goddamnironman) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty2012-05-04 10:27 pm

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SPIN THE BOTTLE



BASIC RULES:
1. comment with your character (name | canon | preference in the subject)
2. rng that shit (level + option)
3. sloppy makeouts and tender feelings are had

note: younger characters (you know who you are) pleaseee refrain from picking the more inappropriate options, thank you!

TAME:
1. tell that person a secret
2. kiss (cheek/forehead/somewhere chaste)
3. hold hands
4. hug
5. sit on lap

MODERATELY AWKWARD:
1. kiss on the mouth (deep kiss)
2. give a hickey (neck)
3. straddle/sit on except more indecently
4. "butt grabs" ie light fondling/touching (through clothing)
5. whisper something dirty to them

RAUNCHY SHIT:
1. touch inappropriately-- how inappropriately is up to you
2. tell them something dirty enough to make them react (blush/get aroused/idk)
3. full on makeout, if there are no tongues it doesn't count
4. lap... dance.....
5. xxx (xcuse me i don't mean 2 b rude but 2nite i'm fuking u)

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[So serious, can't you tell???

He has accepted his fate as the role of team mom father #2 so he's down for the hugs. With arms wide open, etc. etc.]
jusco: (he'll dance all over the place)

[personal profile] jusco 2012-05-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ SIGH. FINE.

Coming in for a good solid man hug. With a pat on the back and everything. And then just pulls back like it never happened ever what is fatherly love ]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the manliest of hugs. But you get a hair ruffle after HA! HA!]

Not bad, right?
jusco: (now that i think about it)

[personal profile] jusco 2012-05-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I guess. [ So noncommittal, this one. Shrugging, not making eyecontact etc etc ]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Y'guess? [Concerned. Is something wrong? Was the hug the worst hug in the world?? Do you need another hug???]
jusco: (if he would use masa's face as a dart bo)

[personal profile] jusco 2012-05-05 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Also pops, man, why you gotta hair ruffle. Fixing that... ]

...Yeah. It was fine.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. 'm glad.

[Getting used to being a parent is hard work, okay. And he's the most awkward thing ever. But he is very glad the hug was sufficient enough for Ren. IT'S A SMALL STEP.]
jusco: (if you don't believe me...)

[personal profile] jusco 2012-05-05 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Getting used to being a son is hard work too! So. they're in like. The same boat.

and walking away... ]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[lmao awkwardly waves. HAVE FUN HARASSING YOUR FRIENDS, SON.]