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SPIN THE BOTTLE

BASIC RULES:
1. comment with your character (name | canon | preference in the subject)
2. rng that shit (level + option)
3. sloppy makeouts and tender feelings are had

note: younger characters (you know who you are) pleaseee refrain from picking the more inappropriate options, thank you!

TAME:
1. tell that person a secret
2. kiss (cheek/forehead/somewhere chaste)
3. hold hands
4. hug
5. sit on lap

MODERATELY AWKWARD:
1. kiss on the mouth (deep kiss)
2. give a hickey (neck)
3. straddle/sit on except more indecently
4. "butt grabs" ie light fondling/touching (through clothing)
5. whisper something dirty to them

RAUNCHY SHIT:
1. touch inappropriately-- how inappropriately is up to you
2. tell them something dirty enough to make them react (blush/get aroused/idk)
3. full on makeout, if there are no tongues it doesn't count
4. lap... dance.....
5. xxx (xcuse me i don't mean 2 b rude but 2nite i'm fuking u)

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Doubt it. Just looking at you makes my stomach turn, if I had to touch you even for a second I'd lose it completely.

[Oh, the most mature.]

Whatevs. I'm like, really cute. You're just not.

[Let's bring this to playground insults too.]

[OH THE ROLL OF HIS EYES AT THAT.]

You don't even compare to me, not even a little.

Seriously. You're not cute and I am!

[Smirking because he's a cutie and he knows it.]

[Well that's okay, because Umeda has EXTREME confidence. You could say....HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT?]

Ah, but cute doesn't even compare to sexy!

[Oh, this is nice. Two idiotic men with a ton of confidence who aren't mature. This is good.]

Hah! You're like, as sexy as a sock.

And you're about as cute as flesh-eating virus.

[It is really nice, isn't it? He really can be decent when he starts off on the right foot with someone.]

Ew no. I'm one million times cuter than that! I'm also handsome.

[It's almost like they might be able to possibly get along in some really twisted way.]

A flesh-eating virus times a million probably still isn't very cute or handsome.

[All of Umeda's relationships ever, friendship or otherwise. :|]

But a million is a big number!

[Scared to see what happens if they ever do reach friendship.]

Not big enough.

[It will be beautiful and terrible all at the same time.]

Two million?

[He will keep listing numbers. Don't doubt him.]

Not even an infinity would be enough.

[He'll try to stop you right there.]

[Rolling his eyes.]

Whatever. I'm cute. All there is to it. But like, I feel like we're forgetting something but I totally can't remember what?

[Welp. He's forgotten.]

[A shrug.]

I don't know, you starting yapping about how cute you were and I got distracted.

I wasn't yapping! I was just like, you know, stating facts.

You were spouting lunacy, there wasn't anything factual in there at all.

It was totally factual! It was like, so the opposite of whatever that first word you said was.

...seriously? Are you really that much of an idiot?

[He doesn't even know what to say.]

I'm not an idiot! I'm just saying how it is.

[Say he's definitely cute, duh.]

[Ew, no way. He'll never admit that you're cute.]

So am I.

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