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❝ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ ❞ ([personal profile] goddamnironman) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty2012-05-04 10:27 pm

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SPIN THE BOTTLE



BASIC RULES:
1. comment with your character (name | canon | preference in the subject)
2. rng that shit (level + option)
3. sloppy makeouts and tender feelings are had

note: younger characters (you know who you are) pleaseee refrain from picking the more inappropriate options, thank you!

TAME:
1. tell that person a secret
2. kiss (cheek/forehead/somewhere chaste)
3. hold hands
4. hug
5. sit on lap

MODERATELY AWKWARD:
1. kiss on the mouth (deep kiss)
2. give a hickey (neck)
3. straddle/sit on except more indecently
4. "butt grabs" ie light fondling/touching (through clothing)
5. whisper something dirty to them

RAUNCHY SHIT:
1. touch inappropriately-- how inappropriately is up to you
2. tell them something dirty enough to make them react (blush/get aroused/idk)
3. full on makeout, if there are no tongues it doesn't count
4. lap... dance.....
5. xxx (xcuse me i don't mean 2 b rude but 2nite i'm fuking u)

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-06 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[They're like awkward teenagers practicing how to kiss for their future boyfriends..... but at least it's not bad. Sweden doesn't want to scare him but there's an "including tongue" rule that he'd rather just get out the way so they can pull back and just leave. But he's.... too scared to do that so he'll continue kissing as he is, eyebrows furrowed as he focuses.]
paluszki: ((disinterest) yeah whatevs.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-07 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Poland's kind of forgotten that tongue thing. Honestly this seems like it's enough so why would you need to add tongue? Why? This really doesn't need to be added onto, Poland thinks. It doesn't even seem sanitary.

As they keep kissing, Poland has to wonder why they took so long to just do it. This is easy! They'll be through with this in no time and then he can just put it in the back of his mind as 'weird, but not totally the worst things I've had to do'.]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-07 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is rather easy, the further along he goes with it. It could be worse, he reminds himself, he could be kissing Denmark (and if he ever had to, he'd rather suffer any consequences for punching him instead). Sweden still keeps his hands to himself, turning to try and get this smooch session over with, mentally prepping himself. He fumbles a little, awkwardly brushing against Poland's bottom lip, not sure how to smoothly cue him in on parting his lips. He'll get there eventually. Somehow.]
paluszki: ((unsure) he looks really young.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-07 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good to know Poland's not the worst person to be kissing. It's a real confidence booster. Touch him, though, and he'll scream like an outraged nun. Even though they're kissing and that's a lot worse than just touching. When he feels Sweden brushing against his lip, he frowns a little because what are you doing, Sweden? What is this change in script? Is he supposed to do something?]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now he's all nervous because Poland's not taking the cue. He stops brushing against his lip and pulls away after a bit longer, breathing out and awkwardly looking away. Sweden knows they're not... done. Which is almost mortifying. He can't just ask Poland to open his mouth so he can slip his tongue in! That's indecent and awkward and why, why, why..... Can't that kiss suffice? Jeez.]
paluszki: pixiv member: 675419 ((smile) maybe you can count on me.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-08 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Poland blinks when he pulls away and he seems so...not Sweden. This is kind of funny and he can't control the small smirk that pops up onto his face.] We done?

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sigh.]

No. Said... we gotta... [ugh this is embarrassing.] ... gotta use tongue.
paluszki: ((omgwtf) we have to pick mushrooms!!!)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-09 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
You have to french me?!

[Oops, he shouted that.]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-09 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[OW not so loud, jeez. He shrinks back a little and nods.]
paluszki: ((omgwtf) young homie.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-09 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if I choke?! [LEGITIMATE CONCERN HERE.]
paluszki: ((omgwtf) SUMMER HOMES?!)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-10 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
But how do I do it?! What if you slobber in my mouth?!

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-10 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[LMFAO OMFG RUDE?????]

Dunno. Will do m'best.....
paluszki: pixiv member 60590 ((shy) make your peach feel peachy.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-10 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS A POSSIBLE PROBLEM???]

You can't slobber in my mouth. That's totally grody. But...[good god he's agreeing to this.] I guess you should just get it over with.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-10 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Won't slobber.

[He's not a dog, jeez Poland. Sweden clears his throat, shifting to lean in carefully again.]
paluszki: ((shy) so delicious)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-11 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He's just protecting his bases okay? But at least this part was easier. Not that Poland's leaning in. Nope. Sweden can do all of that himself. Poland's just not about to freak out so easily.]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-12 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He leans in completely, pressing his lips to Poland's again. Sweden's going to go slow with this, even if he wants to hurry it up. He doesn't want to go back on his words and accidentally slobber or do something weird ok.]
paluszki: ((shy) so delicious)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-12 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[One sign of drool and Poland's screaming. Poland turns his head so their lips are pressed in a more comfortable way. If they have to do this then they should at least make sure it isn't as bad as it could be.]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-13 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Poland turns his head, he deepens the kiss a bit more, still going rather slow. He keeps his eyes shut tightly, pressing his tongue against his lips again, waiting.]
paluszki: ((embarrassed) this is all your fault.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-14 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poland jumps when he feels his tongue, but this time he actually knows what the hint is this time. If his mouth wasn't busy, he'd take a deep breath right about now. He opens his mouth, slowly, because he's not even sure if this is how you do it. This is all guesswork, man.]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-14 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's going as careful as he can, like always. Freaking Poland out is the last thing he wants, because what if the guy bites his tongue?! Keeping calm, he waits and braces himself before sliding his tongue inside. He does his best not to rush himself, awkwardly feeling around, trying to get a sense of what is "right" when it comes to this. His tongue brushes against Poland's and he freezes, withdrawing a bit.]
paluszki: ((huh?) pretty and dazed.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-15 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a really likely chance that Poland will bite his tongue. When he feels his tongue, he freezes and squeezes his eyes shut. This feels weirder than anything before. He's never felt another tongue? It's so slick feeling. He's not sure if he needs to do something, but if Sweden can do this so can he! Leaning up a little, he slides his tongue forward to move it against Sweden's. That felt weird and is that really all there is to it?]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-15 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not expecting Poland to lean up, so he keeps absolutely still, allowing him to do whatever. It definitely feels weird. A little gross? He's actually not sure what to make of it. Sweden tests the waters and slides his tongue back against Poland's, concentrating and trying to get the hang of it. Even if just a little bit. This is good practice okay.]
paluszki: ((kiss) poland's really into chopin.)

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[So now Poland's just practice? Rude. Poland's certain he'll never be doing this again so if it's just once it's okay, right? Just one instance they'll both deny in the future. It'll sort of be like it never even happened. Until then, they're in this position.

Poland's not sure why this is called french kissing other than only France would like something this weird. It really is a little gross, but maybe if this was something he had wanted to do it wouldn't be entirely bad. The problem is, though, that Sweden's so much taller so Poland tugs him down a little by his shoulder so he doesn't have to lean up as much. That could be construed completely wrong, but Poland just wants some comfort okay. If anybody saw them they might actually look like two people who want to do this thanks to Poland. Oops.]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes open wide when he's tugged, unsure as to why he's being tugged (because, most of the time, he's not too self-aware). Sweden braces himself, pulled in and left slightly confused. He doesn't let it interrupt what they're doing, awkwardly putting his hands just above Poland's hips to steady himself as he's forced to lean down.

It's definitely foreign still. He's never so much as kissed anyone outside of Mistletoe shenanigans around Christmas time, so this... it's frightening. He's afraid of messing up. After a few more seconds, he pulls away, perhaps a bit too quickly. It just feels wrong. He doesn't want to do this any more than he has to.]


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