TEST DRIVE MEME

[lessor]

Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that, in the official pre-opening test drive meme! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you!

YOUR OPTIONS THE HOUSING GATE. While your new home is extremely lovely with a well stocked fridge and french doors and a carpet you could probably sleep comfortably on, especially if you're married and don't want to deal with awkward bed sharing, it's nice to go out every once in a while and explore the area. You do have a new car you know. Maybe you're a kid, joy riding, or taking you family on a little trip through the rows of houses that all look suspiciously alike. Or, perhaps, you've brought a friend along on a trip to somewhere else (you are running out of that low-fat butter you bought recently), maybe it's even a hitch-hiker! The possibilities are endless, but one thing is certain no matter the scenario: you're going to be stuck in this car for a while. THE SHOPPING GATE. You're at work. Yeah, you've got a job now, working the 9 to 5, making money to buy that expensive food you like so much. Where do you work? Who are you working with? Do you like your boss? The answers to those questions are up to you. You should really pay attention to that customer coming up to you though. Since that is what you're getting paid for and all. THE PLEASURE GATE. There's a show going on, although as you watch, the NPCs performing it really aren't up to snuff. Their choppy legwork and monotonous musical numbers leave much to be desired. It's really quite boring to see La Favola d'Orfeo so brutally murdered by untalented, robotic, minions such as these. Maybe texting is in order. Maybe walking out and leaving, catching another show or taking a stroll is in order? They really ought to hire different people to put these things on. THE ALUMNI GATE. That obnoxious ringing alerts you that school has started yet again. Why do they make you come to this place when all the stupid teachers do is yammer about random things that no one really cares about. Since when did the economy really matter, anyway? Are you going to sit here and take this? Or walk around the school? The boring lady up front isn't really going to notice. Maybe you should go to lunch or chat up some school chums? Your youth isn't going to last forever, you know. WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules. Feel free to also use the options here as well, just put 2-1/2/3/4 in your subject instead.

Comments

Yozora Mikazuki | Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

[girlmemo]

[ Here is one friendless loser. Often sadistic, always awkward. It's cute when you make her blush, though. ALRIGHT, OPTIONS. ]

[ A because reimi There's a new addition to the Honeybee Bakery's staff, it seems! A new barista? Looks like a pretty boy with that short hair. Sounds like one, too. Don't stare, or you might get The Glare.

But if you tell her how cute she is, you might get something else... ]

[ B SIGH, SCHOOL. Yozora goes through it without making any friends, as usual. Throughout the day, she'll either be keeping to herself, eating alone, or sleeping on her desk during breaks. It's a good thing she has her imaginary friend to talk to after classes! One might overhear her in an empty classroom being unusually cheerful. ]

I don't know, Tomo-chan. Everything was going so well back home, too... Haha, don't joke like that! Really, Tomo-chan, I'm serious.

[ C This could be anywhere. While no one's looking, Yozora looks left and right before patting a small kitten and giving it some milk she bought from a vending machine. ]

Hey, little fella. How are you, today? Here, you go, it's nice and cold... [ it meows ] Meow...

b hello yana

[ohmalarkey]

[Jake was on his way out of school (wow look at him! actually showing up and staying all day!) and he hears the girl talking. He looks in the room curiously, glancing around when she talks.]

Are you quite alright? There's no one here.

1/2

[girlmemo]

[ OH SHIT NOW HE THINKS SHE'S WEIRD ]

HELLO my body is ready

[girlmemo]

[ No, sorry, she's going to act like that's not the case. ]

Hmph, a fool like you wouldn't know, but I'm trying to have a conversation with a ghost here. Interrupting us like that was extremely rude of you. Shameful even. Apologize to all the psychics of the world right now.

[ohmalarkey]

[Pshhhh. She's clearly the weird one here.]

You seem to be mistaken, miss. There aren't any ghosts here! As far as I know ghostly powers don't include invisibility.

[girlmemo]

What kind of ghosts have you seen in your lifetime!?

... Fine. I lied. To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts, ghouls or the supernatural.

I was talking to my air friend.

B I'M USING THIS AGAIN

[wanders]

[Rats. This isn't his classroom at all. This is the third floor, right? Maybe the second.

Ryoga steps in the classroom anyway, hearing the conversation going on. At least there was someone here, meaning there's still a good chance he can get directions! All he has to do is approach the two one(?!) girl talking, and...]

E...Excuse me...

HEHEHE time to be awful

[girlmemo]

Doesn't anyone know how to knock!?

[ Oh. Right, there's a person here. She doesn't recognize him. But maybe he's new? What would he be doing in a place like this, though? This definitely is not his classroom. Yozora grits her teeth as she tries to compose herself. ]

Kh... What is it? And make it quick. We don't have all day.

shit give me (a.)

[ex_selfhate562]

[ Dean has a sixth sense. A highly refined supernatural ability. An incredible power that only he can wield. It's a huge responsibility, but with great power comes... ]

Pie. [ Yeah he just tuned in on the bakery. And has now entered it and is staring at the contents...

He has the great power of sensing pie, yeah. ]

...Damn, they all look good. [ His life is so hard. ]

[girlmemo]

[ SIGH, ANOTHER CUSTOMER. why isn't there anyone at the counter... why is she alone

oh yeah she has to deal with this guy ]

You have five seconds to make a decision before I charge you for using up our breathing space.

[ex_selfhate562]

Breathing space. That cost much these days?

[ yes yozora, what exactly is the rate exchange of air lately. ]

[girlmemo]

Since you're an adult male, it's a dollar per 3.8 liters. In other words, it's a dollar per breath... so 12 to 20 dollars per minute, depending on your lung capacity and how often you breathe. Recession has been hard on us all - not that I would know, I'm not from Europe.

[ she actually answered... ]

C

[icicle]

[We'll just pretend that Seri has been here forever as well and wow she's just walking home from work! (WHEREVER SHE WORKS). Just as she rounds this corner, she notices this girl attending to this small kitten. The kitten is cute, actually this whole scene is cute.

But maybe she shouldn't actually, interrupt them.]

[girlmemo]

[ When Yozora is done feeding the kitten, she looks up only to find this woman. This woman... is unfamiliar!!

STRANGER DANGER ]

How long have you been standing there!? [ She holds back her tongue - this woman has done little wrong for now. ]

[icicle]

[WHOOPS JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO SNEAK AROUND--

She quickly raises her hands to show that she means no harm.]

Just now. I only just came around the corner.

[+1 minute or something.]

[girlmemo]

Save your excuses for later. I'll let you go, but only if you promise to never speak of what transpired here on this day.

c

[pompokolin]

[Don't mind this nosy old lady, Yozora. Though this whole scene is pretty cute. She'll just stay quiet for a while before speaking.]

My, how cute. [Is she referring to the kitten, Yozora's behaviour, or the whole situation? We will never know.]

[girlmemo]

[ Yozora's tsun reflexes are strong. ]

It's not cute! [ Ugh, another nosy woman... ] It was only an act of pity! That cat was obviously thirsty! Anyone would stop by and feed it, right?

[ this, from the goddess of torture and despair!? really, yozora... it looks like she's been doing this for a while, though. look at that kitten follow her. ]

[pompokolin]

Oh? It looks like you've acted out of pity more than once, though. [She knows animals, Yozora. After all, she technically is one herself.]

slides in for the b

[duper]

[Wow. Hi. Hello, Yozora. Please don't mind as Mukuro over here proceeds to unceremoniously walk into the classroom in the middle of that "conversation", having been sent to pick up something by a teacher. Probably??? Yeah.

She won't spare as much of a glance towards Yozora as she walks in, quickly marching over to a box in the corner and effortlessly picking it up without much delay. Once that's done, she's... just going to glance around the classroom with a rather strange look on her face. She can't feel anyone else in this room, but she definitely heard a conversation coming in, so.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING, GURL...]

you know you want it

[girlmemo]

[ Yozora shuts up as soon as Mukuro walks in. A glare follows Mukuro wherever she goes, and when she's done with that, Yozora just. Glares even more. ]

That's right. I'm talking to a ghost.

[ YEP. ]

Now move along.

i have been discovered....

[duper]

[STAR...ING...LIKE WTH...]

Ghosts aren't real.

[Very matter-of-factly. She's heard better lies in interrogation rooms, please.]

What if I wanted a D?

[tsunderekun]

[But it's really the A scenario. And too bad, Gareki is staring at you Yozara. It's his job to supervise and make sure you're doing what you're suppose to be doing, after all.

And ridicule you for everything that you do wrong.]

You're adding in too much sugar.

[Are you trying to give our customers diabetes???]

gives you the D

[girlmemo]

Tch. [ Gareki... Stop... She glares at her senior, then smirks and moves the cup toward him. ]

It's for you. Better to get diabetes sooner than later, right? You'll die faster.

[ Despite that, she starts on a new cup right away! ]

Aww yis ♥

[tsunderekun]

How sweet of you. But I'm good, thanks.

[To show his appreciation for the gesture, he'll gladly take the cup and pour it into the sink.]

Make sure you don't waste all of the ingredients on a single cup of coffee.