TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[dieharder]

Mikey please

just stop

[livefaster]

I am stopped

still

i mean still

[dieharder]

good

I'm almost there ok?

[livefaster]

bring penauts

[dieharder]

I don't have any peanuts and you're not feeding the elephants

[livefaster]

but they're giving me kisses

only polite

[dieharder]

ew gross dude

that's their snot, you know that right

[livefaster]

idk its pretty dry

maybe itll let me climb over

fyi he's running over there now.

[dieharder]

MIKE N O

WAIT for me ok 5 minutes!!!

yes good

[livefaster]

HURRY UP HE'S LYIN DOWN

[dieharder]

right right

and we're not climbing on top of him so forget it

[livefaster]

COME ON

Hey

Chuckles

I can see you Chuckles

[dieharder]

ok you can stop texting now

[livefaster]

HI CHUCKLES

[dieharder]

YOU CAN STOP TEXTING I CAN SEE YOU TOO

AND GET OFF THE ELEPHANT RIGHT NOW HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU

[livefaster]

It's you

or the elephant

tough choice

i'm doing action w/e

[dieharder]

[whispering because sleeping(???) elephant]

You gotta be kidding me! Mike, get down here!

yes!

[livefaster]

[Nope, just enjoying the moonlight.

About this time Mike's befriended half the animals around]

What? No way, dude, it's you or the elephant. He gives me trunk smooshes.

[dieharder]

[seriously hoping it hits your drunk face like a big pizza pie]

I told you it's not smooches bro, he's wiping his snot on your face.

[livefaster]

Well, it's still friendly.

[A pat pat on the top of the elephant's head. It sighs as if he's going "yes yes, go on, you silly drunk kid".]

Nothing can be called trust like being able to wipe your snot on your friend, right?

[dieharder]

[All Chuck hears is something along the lines of 'I am going to crush you with my bodyweight'.]

Right. So I'll wipe my snot on you too if that makes you happy. Okay? Just come down.

[livefaster]

[:º]

Really?

[dieharder]

[.... ew, Mike.]

Really. So now will you come down from the elephant?

[livefaster]

[Yes.

But not without another pat and a high five with the trunk.

Snot or no snot, you gotta admit that's pretty cool.

Uop, also jumping out of the huge pit between the animal's area and the visitors' like it's nbd.

Springy little mofo.

He still wobbles like crazy once he's next to Chuck though.]

Hey, Chuckles.

[dieharder]

[Holding his breath all the while like Mike doesn't do this sort of thing every other day. He'll never get used to it.

Sighs in relief, steadying him with one hand on his shoulder.

Stop looking so happy with yourself, you jerk.]

That was stupidly dangerous and totally unnecessary.