TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

[lessor]

TEST DRIVE MEME


WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

taken from ineuphony

Comments

cries with you so much...what have I done....

[witchplz]

[Rahzel manages the gentle, serene smile of an innocent maiden all the while yanking Baroqueheat's arm nearly out of it's socket. She can always count on him to completely shit on moments like these. But then again, she was a little grateful, maybe.]

I'll wait for the trial basis dropping of the soap three times before I gather the money for that, of course! I hope you can wait for me in butt hell, Hi-tan~ [She flutters her eyelashes, smile pure ice]

Chest hair is good for you. But if that's how you feel then your only option is making friends with the other kids in your class. Be a good boy.

at this point i dont even know what i'm doing anymore, 1/2...

[dickering]

[ scream... the cig falls out of his mouth as he tries to stop his body from being torn in two (he dies a gruesome death in every other tag, this is going to be canon), pained half-smile ("ow ow ow ow rahzel ow ow ow") making way for a stupidly annoying pout. ]

If it has a dick and talks like it has a dick and has a dick and has a dick, Hi-tan doesn't wanna.

[ as if this will endear himself to his cause?? hi-tan please ]

It's like-- you know how animal tamers get really defensive over their lions and stuff, right? Guys are all animal tamers, with their lions and tigers hiding in their pants, so we all get defensive and shitty about who has the best one, and--

2/2...

[dickering]

--Not that I'm gonna drop my pants in front of another guy.

[ JUST. TO CLEAR THAT UP. ]

you are doing greatness that's what, jfC

[witchplz]

Those aren't ruby slippers, don't rub them together three times, you idiot! You're a dick!! So take it like a man! [Hard yank to emphasize!

Rahzel is incredibly sympathetic....to non-sleazebags.]

Hi-tan...it's no wonder you were in the circus, then. I had no idea your dedication went that far to all those tigers out there. It's inspiring~ [Yank yank!!] But you projected something really gross upon something really fun so I'm going to have to hurt you.

...Then is a bear a- you know what, go to hell, immediately. I'm going to give you a pink slip and you're going to be in detention with the old teacher with the flat butt and crows feet on her forehead. And her ruler won't be fun.

I KEEP ALMOST TAGGING YOU ON BUNNY'S ACCT 1/2 aGAIN

[dickering]

I'm just telling you the sad facts of being a male.

[ he says, as if 99.999999% of the things that come out of his mouth isn't pure bullshit. he implores you, rahzel, he really does...! ]

[dickering]

--And, just for the record, I'd take that ruler willingly and happily. ♥

[ tickles the inside of her palm with his fingers like a disgusting sleazebag ]

IF BUNNY WAS RUBBING DICKS TOGETHER TO GET BACK HOME TO KANSAS....

[witchplz]

[Gladly crunches those fingers like a precious princess~ She hears his pleas and answers them with the sweet melody of his screams of agony]

I'm just telling you the sad facts of being a disgusting worm with your worm, you worm bait.

[She doesn't let go of his hand, though] Even if she's an old crone and has saggy boobs hanging down to her knees? My, my, you're a true role model of our generation. I hope she chokes you with that ruler~

oh my god GOODBYE WORLD, GOODBYE LIFE

[dickering]

Saggy balls can burn in hell, but saggy boobs are still endearing to my heart!

[ because ageing is a right and a privilege-- maybe he's bitter, maybe he's not. rahzel's a smart girl, maybe she knows.

he'll need a cast tomorrow morning to put all those fingers back in place, but hi-tan's gonna take what he can get... ]

You can write that on my gravestone, if kinky teacher kills me with her ruler.

YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEE! SOBS INTO MY HANDS

[witchplz]

Endearing as they flow in the breeze and whap you in the face? I don't know if I should applaud for your un-extinguishable spirit or vomit.

[She squeezes his hand gently now, entwining their fingers. Maybe indeed.]

PSH! You kids thinking we grow money trees in the back yard. I'll have enough for "Baron Obscene Shithead" on it. Besides, I won't be the one dictating that stuff, since we'll all drown together, remember?

BANI'S DICK IS OFF LIMITS FOR CONVERSATION, YOU CROSSED THAT LINE

[dickering]

What, you won't have a royal memorial built for me in the back of your yard?! "Here lies Hi-tan, the most handsome guy in the world: he loved saggy tits as much as he hated saggy balls."

[ it's grossly domestic here, with the town's white-picket-fences and cars for each 'family', but hi-tan doesn't mind it too much-- maybe branowen would be happy for him. he kinda misses her.

another swing of the held hand. ]

And no way, you're gonna use my bloated corpse to float back to land.

[ he says so just to aggravate her, what a dick!!!! ]

YOU STARTED IT!!! SORT OF!! his dick is crossing every line where have you been

[witchplz]

That's too many characters long. It goes by the letter, you know. "Here Lies Hi-tan, he sucked proverbial balls". I ought to wash your mouth out with soap.

[She can't help the laugh that's tugged out of her, damn him. It was kind of nice. Maybe. A little.

Until she's huffing and frowning at him. not amused, dick-tan!!!]

No way! That hasn't been approved for this maiden voyage! There was no bottle smashing! We sink or swim together. I'll never die and I won't let you bozos die either. That's that. You might need a punch to help your memory, Hi-tan.