EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

Comments

[chord]

[ Hey. her first meeting with Ikki went like this, with Ikki gaining more velocity than she did, despite the injured foot. guess that's what expected from the Storm King. ]

Thanks! We, ah, kinda met at a swing set... he managed to jumped higher.

[inline]

Bet he wouldn't shut up 'bout it either, huh.

[Yeah, he can picture how that meeting went.]

So what's the practice for? Gonna try to beat him next?

[chord]

Well... [ he called her insect, then she realized his foot was in pain, so she tried to help, until you guys showed up. ]

He was barefoot at that time, and his foot got hurt... so I ended up giving him some first aid...

[ practice, huh. maybe, maybe not. she just liked doing it. ]

Just felt like it.

[inline]

[Nodding, he gets that—...and that sounds like their boss all right.]

Ehhh, he probably would've licked it and been fine.

[chord]

[ two billion years too early, if she remembers correctly. ]

It looked like he kinda twisted it before he went to the park... But, ah, you guys showed up and he had to run away... [ she had asked him whether he practiced with his A-Ts, then suddenly three people came by and chased him off, one of them resembling, well, Kazu, pretty much. ]

1/2

[inline]

[The blankest look, 'cause is she sure Ikki was running away from them—but then it all clicks.]

Wait... This's just after Spring break, right?

[inline]

Bastard ditched and left us to clean up the whole school by ourselves, we were gonna mop the gym floor with his hair.

... oh god i laughed

[chord]

Yeah, I guess so—

[ ffffffffffffffff, sounds like Ikki alright ]

Oh, so that's why he was running away! [ you get a giggle Kazu. ]

That's how team spirit goes. 8(

[inline]

[Minami Itsuki, Skiving King of the Asshole Road.]

Yeah, we took his trecks but he made a break for it anyway. Over the wall.

[...There may be a note of seriously deluded pride in the last part, but only the slightest tinge.]

kogarasumaru team spirit alright

[chord]

You still found him, right?

[ like after you lot chased him and she had to get back to Tool Toul To HQ ]

1/2

[inline]

[The flippiest of handflips.]

Like he could seriously get away, we'd haunt him across one thousand realms!

[Not... that it really mattered in the end, considering they sort of. Never went back.]

[inline]

But man, I wish we'd found you guys sooner. I kinda wanna see the showdown now.

[chord]

Souls so vexed they're attached to his back...!

[ but ah, nah, that was embarrassing, don't ask for it Kazu ]

It wasn't that much, aha... Um. Kogarasumaru's here right?

[inline]

—Just half of us. You haven't run into 'em?

[chord]

Ah, no, don't think so. I checked my phone, and I haven't seen my team here either...

[inline]

S'good they're not! Ikki, Agito and Akito, and Nakayama're all here. Spitfire too.

[chord]

[ but...Spitfire's dead... ]

Isn't... Spitfire... you know, dead...?

[ but this begs another question ]

Wait, do you guys have your regalias?

[inline]

Uh, not here... The landlord kinda brought him back. Agito's got his, but the rest of us just have regular trecks.

[Points to his own before he jumps off, wheeling his way up to her.]

Nobody's explained this place to you yet?

[chord]

He can bring people back from the dead...? That's... [ you know, practically impossible and defying logic, but ATs and regalias defy regular logic, too. ]

...Pretty crazy. [ and to the question, she shakes her head no ] I, I got a lease and everything but it's still a little too much to take in... I even lost my regalia...

1/2

[inline]

...Yeah, just—remember we're in an alternate dimension, man, we're probably gonna see crazier.

[inline]

[Oh no, looks like he gets to do the honours.]

I know the lease sounds like bullshit, but that guy really means it! This's some weird Sims town he set up and he kidnaps actual people from other worlds to live in it. He can grab 'em from different points in time too, or—or guys like Spitfire. With me so far?

[chord]

[ thank god she's not Ikki. or Buccha. she nods along to Kazu's explanation. ]

But what does he want? I've seen some people around but they're... [ gray. and they don't seem to notice Kururu. ] Kind of... not there.

[inline]

[This is it: the big one. Your mission, should you choose no choice but to accept it, is to—]

...Play house?

[WHY CAN'T IT AT LEAST BE SOMETHING COOLER THAN SIMS, there is no justice in the multiverse and also a discouraging lack of explosions.]

Dude says he wants us to be happy, he's just got this really narrow—really really narrow idea of happy. Guess it includes having NPCs around to help fill up the place, s'creepy as fuck.

[chord]

That's...

[ wait for it...! ]

...Kinda boring.

[ also there are no air treck parts, what gives. ]

But at least there's not a lot of trouble, right? [ no twins wanting to rule the world by taking the Sky Regalia? ]

[inline]

Nah, nothing big. We had a bunch of wild animals show up from nowhere but that's it.