EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

[oldmodel]

TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

Comments

[devilcool]

Heh! That's just the cold hand of justice raining down upon you!

[ which also doesn't make any sense, but whatever. ]

That's right! Unless you give me some of your sausages, I'll stay here and continue scaring off all your customers!

[ now he really is a stalker... ]

[boings]

Forget it! I'm not going to negotiate with terrorists! Get away from me or I'll call security on you!

[ or smash your camera, whatever... ]

[devilcool]

Don't underestimate me! Where I'm from, they call me the Sausage Bandit!

[ no one has ever called him such a thing. ]

No mere security guards could possibly get between me and what I want! If sausage is involved, I'll never back down.

[ unfortunately he's probably not going to run away if you smash his nonexistent camera... though if the triumphant toradora music starts to play, zenkichi is probably fucked. ]

[boings]

[ ... are you even a real person, zenkichi. ]

What kind of freak tries so hard for some dumb sausages anyway? Hey — you're not like a maniac, are you?!

[devilcool]

[ no, he's a fictional character, but you definitely don't want to start fourth wall breaking with him. shit will get real. ]

I... I don't know, I just want them for some reason! [ a reason that is clear to everyone except him. ] I'm not a maniac! ...I'm not even sure what you mean!

[boings]

Ugh, fine, whatever sausage freak. [ she shoves the plate at his chest. ] Just take them!

[devilcool]

...now I don't even want them anymore!