EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

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[dickship]

[ He thought that he was seeing things, but when he took a closer look... Kin-san could confirm it positively: It is the living glasses, mumbling to himself, something about relaxing and such.

He gives a slight smile to himself as he rotates on his heel, heading to the nearest vending machine and grabs two can of sodas with him, before he approaches Shinpachi from behind, gently putting one can of soda right on the boy's shoulder. ]

Relaxing is not perfect without this, Patsuan.

1/2

[patsuan]

[ when someone suddenly approaches him from behind he's a bit startled but the way this person is behaving - it can't be anyone else but...! and that nickname! a wide smile spreads on his face. ]

[ of course he is here too! gin-san wouldn't let him move to a different world without coming after him! if he's here they can find a way out and...! he turns his head to take a good look at the silver-haired guy behind him. ]

Gin-sa--

[patsuan]

---nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[ GOLD????!!! ]

[dickship]

[ Ah, as expected from Shinpachi. Kintoki musters a small amused sigh at this. ]

Close yet far enough, I have to admit. [ He rubs his side bangs suavely. ] You look like you ve just seen a ghost, Shinpachi.

[patsuan]

Ha. It's you.

[ why. out of all the people. ugh. he feels sick for making that mistake now. ]

What are you doing here?

[ he takes a step away from him and the soda cans. you can keep those! ]

[dickship]

Yes, it's me.

[ On the other hand, he still feels pretty chill and such. ]

Must you ask such a rhetorical question? I am here to do some shopping for my children, of course.

[ So be it, then. Kintoki pulls the soda can away from Shinpachi, an amused smirk plasters his lips. Don't say that he didn't offer it, glasses. ]

What are you doing yourself?

[patsuan]

[ he still feels responsible for the whole mess so meeting kintoki like this is really uncomfortable. eyes him suspiciously. ]

You got a new family too, huh. [ this wouldn't be the first time you're stealing families huh. ]

I'm just looking around the place. I haven't been here long. But it doesn't matter. What makes you think I want to talk to you after everything that happened?

[dickship]

I am, they're probably the best family one could ever ask.

[ Nope, probably not the last as well. ]

Oh, how cute of you. [ His smirk turns a little wider, although it still doesn't give the vibes of creepy. Yet. ] Considering you were the one who practically requested for my existence, Shinpachi... You sure loves to hold an unnecessary grudge.

[patsuan]

[ everything he does gives him the creeps! you fake! evil twin! ]

That's not it. That was only temporary! It was you who took over without asking us. We'd never change Gin-san away!

[ but that's a low blow seriously. you can spot his expression changing even though he's trying his best to hide it. ]

[dickship]

[ Well, that's not entirely incorrect (read: true as fuck), but keep it in bracket so nobody knows his true color, ok. ]

'You'd never change Gintoki away'? [ Excuse him but he's going to snerk here. ] I could point how hypocrite you are right now, but since you're pretty new here, I'll let this pass, Patsuan.

[ Kintoki juggles the one can with his hand while the other hand is holding the soda to his own mouth, drinking it slowly. ] Well, considering you, Gintoki, and Kagura are all here now, I suppose your Yorozuya team is complete. Met them yet?

[patsuan]

Please refrain from calling me that!

[ shinpachi mutters to himself quietly. this guy might be the biggest douche ever but you're not dragging him down to your rude level. his words catch his attention however. ]

Huh? Gin-san and Kagura-chan too?

[dickship]

[ Shinpachi needs not to mutter anything, his expression is too readable for Kintoki. Whiteknight harder, Shinpachi! You're filling his daily joy. ]

They're here, and they both treated me just like the way you like it. [ Kintoki? He ain't even mad, dude. ] I would say that I deserve it, however.

[ Is this a face of a man who just gives a genuine confession? This is a face of man who just gives a genuine confession. You can never tell what he's up to, lbr. ]

[patsuan]

[ NOT FALLING FOR THIS. ]

That's no wonder. I don't think they'll ever forgive you for what you did.

[ ... ]

... And neither will I. It was a really awful thing to do. You almost put an end to the whole series.

[ but he sounds honest. maybe he's being honest. ]

[dickship]

Is it? Ah, guess I could only exist in your eyes up until the end of my own arc. [ This thread needs more fourthwalling. ] Oh, I am not asking for any of your sympathies, so by all means, don't give me one.

I am content with this new way of living, truth to be told. [ A small pause. ] Along with new p***s.

[ We Gintama now. ]

[patsuan]

[ umm please don't. ]

Yeah, you'll never get any sympathy like that!

And if it's not asking too much, please stay away from me. Your arc ended a long time ago so you should just disappear, you were never intended to become a recurring character anyway! Respect the author's wishes and leave!

[dickship]

[ Nope.jpeg. ]

Who knows, not everyone thinks like you, Shinpachi.

[ He shrugs again. ]

Regardless, if you wish so, I'll respect your opinion. I'll try to have as little contact as possible, although it's definitely going to be hard considering how this place works. [ A small pause. ] By the way, in this place, we had a change of author. Landlord is the new author and I should say, he did a decent job.

[patsuan]

[ him disappearing would have been too good to last anyway. why do the villains always come back? it's getting old! he's biting his teeth together as he's doing his best to try and remain calm. ]

Yeah, I am glad that you'll try to stay away as I hoped, but I have to be frank with you when I say that I don't want to hear any more lies from you.

So thank you for telling me, but I'll look into this myself.

[ or with the help of Gin-san and Kagura-chan. if what he said earlier is true. ]

[dickship]

While I'll try to do just that, I make no promise. I also shall take my leave before I ruin your day any further then, Shinpachi.

[ One final sigh, and Kintoki gently put the can down on the floor. This one is the can that was supposed to be Shinpachi's portion, and it still is. He glances back at Shinpachi for a moment. ]

I bought this for you, regardless of what you are going to do with it. Feel free to drink, give it to someone, or maybe throw and kick it away. [ No sooner, the golden haired man turns on his heel. ] Worry not, I'm not poisoning it. Even I don't play such cheap trick.

[ For once, there's a genuine smile of Kintoki. Really, if there's anything he would be honest with, it's going to be about foods and drinks. No doubt about it. ]

Have a good day and best of luck with your Yorozuya business.

[ With that, he starts his own journey to the shop to buy his own share of goods, while casually waving slightly over his shoulder at Shinpachi. ]

[patsuan]

You... you too.

[ he was being quite nice there for a moment so that's the least he can say. shinpachi stares after him for a long time until he's gone. ]

[ ...damnnn why does he have to act so cool?! almost had him there! weak, shinpachi, weak! ]

[ he looks down at the can but doesn't pick it up. way too soon for that. don't think you can buy him and his samurai pride! he turns quickly before he'll give in and heads to the opposite direction, hoping that their paths will never cross again. ever. ]