EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

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[patsuan]

[ ANOTHER GIRL. ]

Yeah!! [ that might have come out too eagerly. he pauses. ] ...I miss my sister too, but it's great that we have new families here. If we were all alone, it would be even worse.

[mustwefight]

[ Calm yourself, Shinpachi. ]

Oh, I cannot imagine living alone. I cannot do self-maintenance, and not having a single friend to talk to would be so... [ She tries to look for the word, but it's not coming to her as easily as it should. ] what is that feeling you experience when you are alone and feel as if something is missing?

[patsuan]

[ HE IS CALM. kind of. omg. ]

Lonely?

[ IF SHE'S LONELY... SHINPACHI YOU COULD BE HER FRIEND. ]

I have never lived alone either, but I imagine it must be hard.

[mustwefight]

[ wow what a dork NOT THAT ALISA WOULD THINK THIS ]

Yes, lonely. Thank you. [ have a smile! ] I understand now.

Supporting yourself must be difficult. With two people, at least the burden can be shared. Actually, this is the first time I have been far away from home and lost contact with my creator or my master. Is it the same for you?

[patsuan]

I-it's no problem!

[ BUT IT'S A GIRL. HE'S JUST A CHERRY BOY THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR HIM. the smile makes him blush furiously. ]

I'm. I'm alone too. My sister isn't here. I've lived with her until now.

[mustwefight]

[ ... well at least she's oblivious ]

Does that make you feel lonely?

[patsuan]

Ah, yeah. Yes. I guess it does.

[ is that supposed to mean something? is she... could she... ]

But I'm pretty good at taking care of myself so I guess it isn't so bad. I can cook if I had to survive with sister's cooking I'd be dead by now and clean. They're just some things I had to learn because both of our parents passed away a long time ago.

1/2

[mustwefight]

[ get a hold of yourself, shinpachi! remember that catgirl episode? this is just like that!! only the catgirl is a robot girl and she actually had no ulterior motives and just genuinely wants to be your okay yeah it's not like that episode at all ]

Oh no! That is too sad. But I think it is also amazing that you can take care of yourself despite your hardships...

[mustwefight]

I know! Would you like to become friends? You can teach me how to take care of myself, and I can keep you company. Helping each other is what friends do. Is that not so?

[patsuan]

[ IMPOSSIBLE?! ]

[ IS THIS GIRL FOR REAL?! ]

[ IT CAN'T BE. NO WAY. ]

F-F-Friends?

Me and y-you?

[mustwefight]

[ shh shh only friendship now ]

Yes! You do not seem like a bad person. I think being friends with a good person who values his family like you do is a good idea. [ Her smile gets weaker. ] But if you do not want to be friends, then it is fine...

[patsuan]

[ what's that? is that even possible? can someone like him and... what's with this cute girl?! is she serious?! witness shinpachi freaking out. ]

NO NO NO

I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU! DEFINITELY! A HUNDRED TIMES YES!!

[mustwefight]

[ she is gleaming ]

Thank you very much! My name is Alisa. It is very nice to meet you!

[patsuan]

... my name is Shimura Shinpachi.

I-it's very nice to meet you.

[ nonononowayyyyyyy. ]

[ is this really happening? is this a real person? why is she talking to me out of everyone? what if this is a virus? like those ads you get on sites like *** and *****? the videos where cute girls ask you out but it's just an ad to get you click suspicious links! ]

[ the virus is just behind the corner! it's just waiting for the click! next she's definitely going to ask me to click on something!! ]

[mustwefight]

I hope we get to know each other better in the future!

[ Here it comes... ]

By the way, Shinpachi, may I ask you something? It will not take longer than ten seconds.

[ Fill out this form now and win shady prizes! I mean — ]

[patsuan]

[ THAT'S IT! SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY GOING TO CLICK. HIS BRAIN IS GOING TO CLICK. ]

[ "GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER"? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAn. ]

[ his face looks like a vein might have popped in his brain just now. ]

Y-yeah? What is it??

[mustwefight]

[ Hm, he sounds different. His voice is probably breaking. That's it. ]

Am I strange? [ She just asked a question that would take more than ten seconds to answer... ] Many people say I am strange. I do not know a lot about being human, but I am willing to learn if that is the case.

1/2

[patsuan]

[ his voice is definitely going to places. like his mind. places better left unsaid. ]

Strange? You?

[ wait. ]

I....

[patsuan]

Wait, you're not human?

[mustwefight]

Yes. I was an android until my arrival in Holly Heights. [ maybe that's something you should tell your friends first, alisa...... ] It appears that the landlord has something to with it.

[patsuan]

[ that's definitely something you should mention...! ]

I'm sorry, I had no idea... I-it's not that it's strange or weird! [ he shakes his head. please don't be upset with him. ] I'm just surprised that's all!

[mustwefight]

Is that so? [ she's not upset! just relieved... ] Then, do you still want to be my friend, even if I am not human?

[patsuan]

[ if she's not human this might feel a bit easier. being friends with a real girl would have been too embarrassing to handle anyway (kagura doesn't count obviously). this is better somehow. ]

Ah, of course! You can never have too many friends. Besides I'm already friends with an android back at home. She's called Tama-san and she works at a bar right next to the place where I work.

[ he sounds relieved and much more relaxed already. ]

[mustwefight]

Really? That's amazing! I have never heard of another android like me. She sounds like a woman with a lot of appeal. [ What kind of appeal, Alisa... ]

[patsuan]

Ah?

[ appeal. what's that supposed to mean. certainly her-- no shinpachi! no!! ]

I suppose? She's pretty amazing.