Dude you're going way too fast

[dieharder]

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england | hetalia

[sod]

option a; (action)

[Not many would choose to come all the way out to the farm when it's a pretty decent day. There's plenty of other things to do, surely, yet the allure of something akin to the countryside is too much for England to ignore. It feels like home, in a way, or at least it did until he ended up in this situation.]

Baaaaa.

[The call of sheep is all anyone would be able to hear at first, even as England lays on the floor. However, it is because of that, that he is difficult to make out underneath all the sheep that have decided to make friends with him.]

Mgh... Get off, you bloody wankers--

[There's a loud BAAAAA as he tries to nudge one sheep aside-- spoilers, it's not really working all that well.]

This is all Wales' fault, I'm sure of it.

option b; (video)

[It's just one of those days where despite having a satchel to keep all his belongings in place, he still can't find his phone when he's looking for it. Sadly, it's also because of this that the video starts up as he pokes around for it.]

I just had it a moment ago--

[Another scuffle as he pulls out a book, and more light feeds into the bag, then finally!!! The phone is free! Upon seeing that the video has already started he clears his throat, coughing into his hand lightly, and glances away.]

My apologies. Though I had intended to do one of... these anyway. I haven't been here long, but I wondered if anyone had any decent recommendations of reading material?

option c; (whatever the fuq you want!)

b.

[bauhinia]

Did you just butt-dial me? [ Breezily ignoring your request for help. Sorry about that. ]

sorry for slow i have to use my phone as the net is down at work!

[sod]

Don't be ridiculous. [For one thing, it was in a bag, not his back pocket! and for another, it's not like he's surprised at the lack of help either.]

oh no worries!!

[bauhinia]

[ Just. Staring at you, England. ] You did, didn't you. [ He totally knows you didn't, but c'mon. This is funnier. ]

And then my phone died haha

[sod]

I have better things to do with my time. [What is even funny about this, please! Aka he totally disagrees as per usual

Wow, phone! Don't go dying on anyone!

[bauhinia]

Like what? [ Huh, huh? Be honest now, dad. Be honest. ]

B, TEXT.

[nagyka]

[ The response comes from the username degenerator with a profile image as seen in the icon! ]

What do you like to read?

video;

[sod]

[Aaaand he keeps with video because it's easier than trying to text.]

Usually classics. [Well, that makes him think.] That is to say, British classics.

[nagyka]

"British" does not exist where I come from.
That being said, if it is a genre or a place or time period of origin (implied further to be more specific by "classics" tacked on to it), then you likely don't need recommendations because you already know what you like.

[sod]

Anything similar enough will likely do. Given where we are, I hardly expected to find Dickens.

[Not like she'll know who that is but well...]

[nagyka]

I would have to be familiar with what you're talking about to make a proper suggestion.
Although you may be surprised. There seems to be a great deal of media from the places that people are from here.
I have found a film I enjoyed as a child, even.

a because why not

[hoasen]

[She doesn't know why she's here either. Maybe she should ask for free fresh eggs or something though.

However when she walks past a rather enormous sheep--]

...?

[That sounded like England's from that sheep.]

...England? [She's looking the sheep up and down. Sheep don't talk!] No I must be hearing things...

because good

[sod]

[Well that was certainly one reason to come to the farm - a better reason than his own anyway.

And of course that one sheep is sprawled all over him anyway. After this, a shower was really going to be necessary... As he hears her voice though, he really can't help but think she must be daft to actually consider a talking sheep - or at least it's what it looks like.]

Don't just walk away!

[You're not hearing things!!!!!]

okay B>

[hoasen]

[His reason is a little more romantic though.

Also she's not daft, he's just really small (HA HA). No actually she just didn't give the sheep that much of a notice, thinking she was hearing things.

...but now...? Is that...wait...someone...underneath...]

Oh I am sorry! [She rushes back and tries to shove the sheep off. Wow this beast is actually kind of heavy.] If there is an opening, please roll out!

[Or they're going to have to bait it off him.]

*^*

[sod]

[Romantically dumb, that is. And wow, he's not That small!!!!

Don't be rude.

Though he hadn't expected her to start shoving the sheep either--not like it's going to do much. It's really enjoying laying on him for some reason.]

Perhaps another method would be better...

[hoasen]

[Okay he's bigger than her that counts for a lot.

That sheep didn't even budge! It seems to be just chewing away, is England really that comfortable? She straightens herself and looks around.]

Alright, let's see... [Moving over to the side, she decides to get a huge handful of delicious grass and waves it in front of the sheep. Come on, look over here!]

a

[plumblossom]

[ Wow, the sheep are so cute. Taiwan sees no problems with this. ]

Hahaha! They look like they like you a lot, England!

[ She doesn't plan on helping him any time soon. ]

Are you a sheep whisperer?

Re: a

[sod]

[The sheep are also Heavy. She could at least make an effort to offer them some grass or something that isn't his clothing, which one of them seems to have taken a habit on gnawing now.

Great, just great.]

Too much. [Though what the hell--] I'm not Wales!

[Please he's NOT the sheep ****** here.]

Just help me move them.

Re: a

[plumblossom]

You're making a girl carry livestock? [ Gosh, England. She idly rings a bell she got from the barn. ] I thought you were a gentleman...

[sod]

W-well. I never said you had to carry them. [See, there's a bell there - use that.] Just give me a hand.

[plumblossom]

Teacher says if you want help, you have to say the magic word.

[ Or you know, send your ships their way. ANYWAY she is slowly shaking the bell, but it's not loud enough to drive the sheep away. ]

b. video

[freeandbrave]

[Stuffing his face full of chips and watching the feed curiously.]

"Reading material", like porn? [C'mon! Does he read anything else? Haha!]

[sod]

[He's crying on the inside. There goes his peace!!!]

What...?! [He likes to think he does, okay!!!] Of course it's something else entirely. What do you take me for?

[freeandbrave]

A perverted old man? [Duh.]

[sod]

[R u d e.]

Don't be absurd. [There's an undertone of I'm not France hidden in there too.]