Dude you're going way too fast

[dieharder]

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Taken from someone who took it from someone who took it from someone I don't even know anymore. TOOK IT FROM THE MEME COMM.

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[kaaa]

[ It's hard not to notice his hair, actually. Dark, for the most part, and spunky in the right places that made him look like he had a pair of dog ears. And he's currently hiding. Although he's not sure if it's convincing enough to hide behind a bush in front of someone's house, but hey, it's Holly Heights. There really aren't many places to choose from, anyway.

He just wants to get back home, actually. But that option seems to be a little unreliable and not to mention, impossible. Because apart from the rest of the people he's met at the god academy, he's not so familiar with anything else. Not to mention the human world. Looks like he'll be huddling behind your bush at the moment. ]

[jyajyaaan]

[Maybe he shouldn't have chosen this house out of all the same-looking ones up and down the street. Because as soon as Rei spots the strange person trying to hide in his 'garden' the boy's already up and rushing outside, waving his arms like crazy as he shouts with all his might.]

Oh no! Not good! Not good! Please go away from there right away, trying to hide there is not good!

[kaaa]

[ It's hard to persuade him otherwise, and yet, as he's hiding so diligently, someone still manages to spot him through the bushes. Perhaps he should have picked a different place? But none of that matters right now because someone has spotted him and is already in his personal bubble--really, Anubis's personal bubble can be quite big--and is that shouting? By Ra, he won't be taking that very well.

And he leaps out. ]

SHAAAA---!!! [ 'No! This is Anubis's hiding spot!' is the direct translation, but it's not as though the guy understands him anyway, because sadly, the only people who understands him are Yui and Thoth. ]

[jyajyaaan]

[Rei falters in his steps for a moment at the strange reaction but then resumes his hand waving right away. There's more important matters than communication problems to mind here, especially-

-- and then the guardian entity of house 1472 overtakes him, dragging a long leash that was supposed to be attached to a peg on the other side of the garden behind it. Fortunately for Anubis it's not a big dog.


It's a giant turkey with the most feisty temper ever; one of the living presents the lessor had handed out to Holly Heights' residents as a Thanksgiving gift which Rei hadn't had the heart to kill yet.

In the turkey's opinion the case is clear: it has gotten to accept that it can't stay in the house and has to share it's territory with the funny-haired human, but a random dog on its lawn?! No way in hell that was acceptable!!]

[kaaa]

[ Obviously that isn't what he had in mind at all when he saw the turkey. Actually, it's his first time meeting one, and odd chances are, he doesn't think he likes them very much. They're not so submissive and obedient, but rather feisty. And arrogant looking, much like how he thought of the other gods back at the academy. But honestly, what the hell is that creature?

Never mind that, though, this is much a problem as it is for Anubis to try to find some sort of hiding spot. There just seems to be an array of bizarre situations and activities popping up at the most random places, and even more so that that odd-shaped haired god couldn't exactly take in. He just spent so much time hiding (Yui had helped him out on that part, bring him out of his shell) from his arrival till now, it's hard to put a stop to the habit he had formed since so long.

Probably because of the fact that he's the god of judgement of souls? That doesn't matter, does it? There's a fierce turkey threatening his safety and he will do just about anything to get away from it. Or fight it. Or something along those lines. Like launching an attack.

Or not. ] SHAAAAAAAAaaaaa!! [ Distant hostility, mostly. ]

[jyajyaaan]

[Rei has been wondering what the hell was up with that bird time and time before as well and even now he wouldn't be able to say what exactly is up with it. One thing is for sure that it is, though: megalomaniac.

When Anubis doesn't turn and flee right away it stops for maybe a second before it stands as big as it can and fluffs itself up even more, claws digging through the ground. Letting out a squawk it tries to peck the god into his calf right when Rei finally catches up from behind.]

Oh no! You won't! [With that he tries to grab the bird that's more than half his size from behind and drag it away only to get a wing in his face for his attempt.] Ack! Help me pick it up and toss it back into its pen, dog-kun!

[kaaa]

[ Dog? Did it just call him a dog? Okay, backtracking a little bit, in terms of the fierce looking hen-rooster thing--the turkey--but what? The creatures tries to peck at him? It it for real? Like a hostile animal (as though Anubis wasn't before), he jumps back and hisses violently at the duo. ]

Shhhhhaaa--!!

[ Back to the dog part. Anubis is a dog god in all his god glory, but he's not exactly proud to have someone else call him out on that part. Especially with his hair sticking up like a pair of dog ears. Either way, brush past that part to face with the current predicament. The struggle.

Like he was going to help, seriously. Right after the vicious animal tried to attack him, too! He's going to just stare, or glare, hostilely at the stuggling duo. Because he'd rather not get pecked for real. ]

Sssssss!

[jyajyaaan]

[Well, okay, that doesn't look like this one's ready to give him any help with this if Rei is interpreting his reactions right. He also feels almost a bit sorry that he automatically called him dog-kun, although it had only made sense to him at that time, knowing a girl with hair like cat-ears who goes by the nickname of Cat-chan and another one with a dog-like look going by Dog-chan. Calling an older boy with such hair... ears... looks dog-kun had been logical. But wait, what if he had guessed the wrong animal?!

His thoughts are interrupted as the turkey continues to struggle. It takes Rei a few minutes to get it properly by wrapping part of its leash around it before he collapses to the ground, breathing heavily.]

I- I'm sorry. Did you get hurt?

[kaaa]

[ Anubis seems to note the absence of a threat, for the most part, and his stance towards the once struggling duo has retained a more casual manner, although he's still on caution notice in case anything happens. However, being that the immediate threat is now under control, he listens to the human more carefully. Despite his ability to understand human speech, the foreign concern--is that really concern, he thinks--much like his initial take on the girl who befriended him.

Anubis doesn't move much, though, except to wiggle around in discomfort as he shifts his position. Otherwise, he is much glued to the spot he's currently occupying. ]

Ka. [ If the human is indeed showing some genuine concern for him, he will know after this. "That was horrible." ]

[jyajyaaan]

[Rei gives him a stricken look, mistaking it for a sign that the turkey did get to him somehow in time after all.]

Oh no. You are? Does it hurt a lot?

[kaaa]

[ But he isn't hurt! Anubis doesn't really know how to address this, and it's really just overcomplicated how he is going to end up dealing with something like this. Maybe he should just shake his head. That always worked with Thoth--but then again, Thoth understood him... ]

Ka. [ It is concern? But he doesn't care about it for now. He goes to shake his head. He's actually communicating with a human now! How proud. ]