Sooner or later, Parker will find that bit of information out for himself. Although he's generally a congenial and pleasant sort of guy, so it's no skin off his back. Regardless, he's really embracing the suburban dad schtick.

"I was on a sinking ship with little to no hope of escaping when I was transported here. I think drowning tops mowing the lawns, don't you?" Maybe he's just stupidly optimistic or maybe he's delusional? Who knows. "Why is this so bad? Free room and board, instant friends..."

Don't forget the whole kidnapping and forcing you to play 'house' thing.