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TEST DRIVE MEME



HOW IT WORKS:

► STEP 1 | Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting; alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need 'em!
► STEP 2 | Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether you're just voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3 | Post this all over your plurk and get people to join in on this jolly good fun. Don't forget: it's mandatory.

copypasta'd, I ain't original enough to make a new one.

Comments

[plumblossom]

Ah! Could it be that maybe... you wanted to hang out?

[volcanic]

[ No way clearly he was trying to find a sexy generic idol figure. ]

I just wanted to do some shopping. [ Wait. ]

--Grocery shopping!

[plumblossom]

[ What a teenage boy... ]

Now, now, don't be shy! No one is going to judge you here, see? We're all the same! [ Taking him by the arm and dragging him in now. ]

[volcanic]

[ He's lonely. ]

No, I don't want to! [ But he's still reluctantly going... ] I just wanted to get groceries.

[plumblossom]

[ And they're inside. The shop is big, but empty save for the faceless cashier. ]

It's okay, it's okay... Ahh, groceries, right? [ Wink wink. ] I know where to get those!

[ She glances around, then drags him inside a shady aisle at the back. Then, she grabs a box of a sexy figurine that catches her eye and shoves it in his face. ]

Look! She has big melons and she's cute!

[volcanic]

[ It takes him a few seconds, but when he realizes what he's holding his face turns red in about two seconds flat. ]

Wh- why are you showing me this?! I don't want it! Take it back! [ He quickly foists it back to Taiwan. ]

[plumblossom]

Huh? [ She's a little disheartened! ] But... She's cute! She has a butterfly in her hair and a flower in her eye!

[ She shows it to him again. ]

She only looks sexy because of her clothes, but you can tell from her pose that she's actually a very sweet girl!

[volcanic]

[ He refuses to touch or even look at the figure again. ]

You're reading too much into this. Sh- she's plastic!

[plumblossom]

You can't talk about Sakurazawa-chan like that! [ She looks at the box solemnly. ] Her entire species was driven to extinction in the Great Galactic War of 3019, and yet... and yet she's working so hard!

[ Taiwan just has a lot of feelings for scifi anime. ]

[volcanic]

[ Iceland rubs his (still red) face. Oh my god is this even real life. ]

Then you buy it. I don't want it.

[plumblossom]

[ She shakes her head. ] No way. I'm saving up!

[volcanic]

Then why come here?!

[plumblossom]

You wanted to go shopping.

[volcanic]

For food!

[plumblossom]

[ ... ]

You can eat her up in your dreams.

[ SHOVING THE BOX AT HIM AGAIN ]

[volcanic]

[ HE PRACTICALLY CHOKES and almost drops the box but no, he's got you, Melon-chan. ]

Stop trying to make me buy it. I won't!

[plumblossom]

Why not? This one's a limited edition, so we can't let it get away! We're friends, right? [ She hugs the box, hesitating a little before she says her next words: ] I'll pay you back... so, please?

[volcanic]

[ Hard stare.

Thinking, thinking...

Finally, a sigh. ]

Fine, whatever. But you have to pay me back.

[plumblossom]

I will! [ In monthly installments. ] Thank you, Iceland!

[ Taiwan is so happy, she chuckles. ]

Sakurazawa is my favorite...

[volcanic]

So, can we leave now? [ He's already trying to sidle his way out of this sketchy aisle. ]

[plumblossom]

Uh huh! [ She hands the box back to him. ]

... Because you need to pay for it.

[volcanic]

I know that. [ He marches as quickly and normally as he's able to the counter. Doesn't make eye contact with the faceless cashier and throws his Holly Credit Card on the counter, and hightails it outta there the second the figure is bagged. ]

...I can't believe you made me buy it.

[plumblossom]

But you bought it! [ And that's all that matters. ] Your face was so red.

[volcanic]

Shut up. [ Shoving the bag at her. ] Here, since you wanted it.

[plumblossom]

[ Suddenly, a gasp. ] I just remembered, Iceland!

I already have it back at the house.