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Well, I'd say you're probably the prettiest girl I know! Who else has that kind of mature elegance and alluring, piercing gaze?! There's probably a long list of people I need to beat up for looking too hard.

[ Wow, what a little charmer. Clearly, he doesn't take after dad. Probably not her, either. ]

I had no idea you were such a flatterer. [ But she feels humbled, too. ] That's very sweet of you, but I get the feeling you say it -- and mean it -- to all the girls.

[ He's only good at this when it's theoretical. If he were actually trying to charm her he'd be an embarrassed mess. ]

That makes me sound like such a heartbreaker! But it's true, even if I used stupid wording... [ lol ] Regardless, you have to own it!

[ Well, since he's her perfect precious (assigned) son, she thinks otherwise. Of course he'd be good at this -- he's good at most everything! ]

I've always assumed you were the sort, though perhaps unintentionally. [ She imagines he's very popular at school, but she doesn't want to pry too much. You know, not being his real parent and all. ] I think I'd much rather skirt around the Trepies than own it. Not to suggest that I'm uncomfortable in my own skin.

[ Most of the time, she's pretty confident. She just doesn't think her appearance is that big of a deal. Take care of yourself, look good, and more importantly be able to snap someone's neck at a moment's notice. That sort of thing. ]

Trepies?

[ o h my g o d he doesn't k n o w ]

Oh. They're this group of students at Garden that follow me around. I generally find them to be something of a nuisance, so I choose not to acknowledge them.

[ Because they can get a little creepy. One of the qualifications of being a Trepie is to "protect her from criticism", even... ]

You have a... following...

[ HIS "BEAT UP PPL OBJECTIFYING MOM" LIST IS GETTING SO LONG ]

Back home. I suppose it makes sense. I was the youngest ever to make SeeD and became an instructor at seventeen, after all.

[ IT SHOULD BE LIKE ONE PERSON AND THAT PERSON SHOULD BE BEATEN UP REGARDLESS (PREZ). ]

How can you call me a charmer when there's that much competition?! You didn't even need me to tell you!

Isn't it different when someone who doesn't objectify you and actually knows something about you beyond the very surface compliments you? Or, perhaps that is just me?

Oh, well. That's true. I definitely didn't make any of that up! But it's still flattering to have a fan club... I wish I had one.

They make it very difficult to be alone -- or with other people. Not that I do not appreciate the sentiment, but they're very defensive and don't ever allow me time to myself outside of my dormitory.

Sounds like you need a bodyguard...

I can take care of myself. It would be unprofessional to bring them any harm, as much as I would rather not indulge in their company.

...although much to my embarrassment, I must admit that I would occasionally turn a blind eye when Seifer roughed them up.

[ Seifer. 8( ]

[ ... ): AWKWARD LAUGHTER ]

That sounds about right.

[ This seems like a good opportunity to change the subject to something that is not herself! ]

Actually, he was quite popular, as well. He ran the Disciplinary Committee.

Oh, yeah. I remember, he tried to ground me because I ditched school! He should be a comedian, it's too ironic that a butthead is going around punishing people.

[ She has to cover her mouth to stifle a (very obvious) laugh. ]

Strange how that goes, huh? I never quite understood how that worked, but I trust the Headmaster's decision -- even if it's questionable.

[ Butthead, heh heh. Oh, boy. Maybe she'll use that one sometime. ]

[ he would completely lose it if she did. ]

It's a good thing he isn't around to hear me being more charming than him, I guess. It would give him a complex.

I believe he already has one of those, I'm afraid.

[ And it's not too hard to be more charming than him. He's the one who told her he hated women in glasses, after all. Super seductive. ]

[ wow prince charming ]

That's so sad.

[ Can't imagine why she didn't want to get with that. ]

It is, but I don't think I'd have him any other way. He might be a little dull without it.

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