Texts From Last Night

[beastofawoman]

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

n. italy | hetalia | ota

[ciao]

glad you had fun
i did too
am rubbing aloe
on my butt now

Germany | Hetalia | OTA

[regelkonform]

This is a drunk text message.
I am so glad that we are friends.
Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature.
We both love dogs.
Flower.

[ciao]

ummmmm
you already told me
at the bar
did you forget already
?????
should i have stayed
with you
??

[regelkonform]

Are you sure?

Because I'm not sure if you told me whether you wanted the little sandwiches or not.

I was thinking something with mustard. Or cheese.

Or both.

Integra Hellsing || Hellsing

[beastofawoman]

You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.

[srslynotarabbit]

who won????

Eagle | Kemono Kingdom Zoo

[eagleofthe_west]

He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.

[ciao]

he sounds like a good friend

did you mean to send this to me
???
(●´∀｀●)

vietnam | axis powers hetalia

[hoasen]

Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.

[ciao]

i would do anything for love
but i wont do that
┐(‘～`；)┌

Re: vietnam | axis powers hetalia

[shesgotguts]

okay but WHAT IF u fail to be a homewrecker

what if we go for something BIGGER!!!!

(also i am so proud. 10/10)

[rockhop]

noooooooooooooo!!! i TRIED 2 stop it!!!!
there has 2 b another way

karina lyle | tiger & bunny

[onhold]

Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.

hayato gokudera | katekyo hitman reborn

[59]

a.
hold on i'm havin a staring contest with my cat

b.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

a - 1/3

[jinpachi]

lol ok!!

milly ashford ❧ code geass ❧ ota

[shesgotguts]

i.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.

ii.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive

iii.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.

nagisa hazuki ( free! )

[rockhop]

a:
i just realized i saved ur name in my phone as "wowww"... who is this???

b:
plz help me, we r doing strip poker n im one bad hand away from every1 finding out i wore seahorse panties 2 this party (」゜ロ゜)」

c:
mom just gave me a pint of vodka n high fived me n walked away 눈_눈
update: its empty.. 눈_눈 wtf

[nagyka]

I need that back.

Noda // Angel Beats

[100times]

A.
i think i died last night. i had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.

B.
i have a weapon and im not blacked out. good as gold lets go

a!!

[shesgotguts]

i want to say "thats it?" but im impressed with babys first drunk

imagine THAT in the baby book

Gau Meguro // Nabari no ou

[temperm]

A.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay

B.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.

Re: Gau Meguro // Nabari no ou

[rockhop]

i used 2 have a cat, and it made perfect sense at the time. i was the king of penguins and cats eat birds. logic gau-chan... logic

a

[gotnaked]

likewise

Vanitas | Kingdom Hearts

[darkincrement]

a.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"

b.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering

c.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

a

[clownshoes]

im not falling for that one