Texts From Last Night

[beastofawoman]

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

Germany | Hetalia | OTA

[regelkonform]

This is a drunk text message.
I am so glad that we are friends.
Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature.
We both love dogs.
Flower.

[ciao]

ummmmm
you already told me
at the bar
did you forget already
?????
should i have stayed
with you
??

[regelkonform]

Are you sure?

Because I'm not sure if you told me whether you wanted the little sandwiches or not.

I was thinking something with mustard. Or cheese.

Or both.

[ciao]

the answer is both
germania
its always both
please dont eat a
mustard sandwich

[regelkonform]

What about a hot mustard sandwich?
Would that be fine?

I'm pretty sure I had too much and I might still be drunk.

[ciao]

ummm
im all for trying something new
but that sounds like it could be bad
if youre still drunk

but germania
thankyou
im glad were friends too
(●´∀｀●)

[regelkonform]

So is that a no on the sandwich?

[ciao]

im coming
over for
sandwiches
let me get my pants on
d=(´▽｀)=b

[regelkonform]

DON'T COME OVER YET!!

I JUST REALISED SOMETHING!!

[ciao]

if you dont have
pants on
thats okay
weve been friends
for a long time
（　´∀｀）

[regelkonform]

I don't have any bread.

But I do have pants, that's not an issue.

[ciao]

oh
i can bring some
i made it yesterday

[ciao]

but that still
doesnt sound like you

[ciao]

what did you do
to all of your bread
????

[regelkonform]

At some point I tried to use it as a pillow.

I may have eaten it.

[ciao]

ヾ(￣□￣;)ﾉ
this is serious

im coming over
this is the moment
i have always waited for

[regelkonform]

???????

What moment?

[ciao]

im going
to be praised
（＾Ｏ＾☆♪

[regelkonform]

Why?

[ciao]

because
reasons
thats why

[regelkonform]

Don't come over.

I'm going to sleep.

[ciao]

too late
im on your lawn

[regelkonform]

The door is locked.
You'll never get in.

Get off the lawn before you kill it.

[ciao]

i wont move
im staying here

[regelkonform]

Then you can just sleep there all night.

But you're paying for a new lawn if the grass dies.