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WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS -

TEST DRIVE MEME

HOW IT WORKS:

► STEP 1 | Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting; alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need 'em!
► STEP 2 | Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether you're just voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3 | Post this all over your plurk and get people to join in on this jolly good fun. Don't forget: it's mandatory.

mmmm delicious copypasta

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[Kondo's thrilled beyond reason that this dripping wet dick has listened to his instructions, though you wouldn't know that looking at his face. Which is twisted into a look like he really wants to look away but he can't, like he's really got to take a shit but the port-a-potty is out of tp!! The fuck is with this guy.]

More like dreamy and cocky. You're probably getting used to the air and the germs here. It's only a matter of time until it latches onto you and sucks you dry and not in a heavenly way. [That said, he shrugs out of his jacket (notice the jagged, ripped sleeves for a Cool look in the summer), making sure to stretch and pose and take his time, then throws it at Aikuro.]

Here.

_{[ clothes got thrown at him. he's so fucking insulted.

stretch and pose.
is this guy challenging him?
he thinks this moron is challenging him.
then a challenge he will get.

Aikuro catches the jacket with one hand, and, in a fluid motion, whips it around to his other arm and smoothly slips his arm into the jacket. His hands run down the jacket to the hem before he tugs it tight, though being a pain in the ass and leaving it open.

least his nips are covered, though beginning to illuminate a faint glow.
Aikuro equally poses, sporting the jacket that seems to be a little big on him. His chest is puffed out in confidence, and he brushes some stray blue hair over his shoulder with the back of his hand. ]}

Hm. It doesn't seem to fit. I appreciate your concern.

_{[ so you know what that means...
and by that i mean the jacket is beginning to slowly.
carefully.
slide.... off of his shoulders. ]}

[Kondo once again counts his chickens or cocks before they hatch, he's feeling pretty good about diffusing the situation and securing his spot as Top Gorilla Idiot Gross Dick Stripperish Dick and he even allows himself a triumphant smile
until this dick starts to take off the jacket. Slowly.]

It fits just fine! You're clearly taking it off really slowly! I CAN SEE YOU PULLING IT OFF, IT'S NOT GRAVITY'S NATURAL PULL, IT'S JUST REALLY SMOOTH! Was your sensei a snail!?

[Can snails get licences for that sort of thing? Where do they put the money? In mini thongs?? There's just so much he doesn't know. But whatever, what EVER he can do that too! So he puts his hand up his loose under shirt and slowly...so slowly...begins to pull it up over the expanse of his abs with this 'job well done' smirk on his face]

Let's try this one. I'm sure it'll fit your tiny non barrel chest.

_{[ the way he emphasizes things like non-barrel chest, and the rest of his physique in childish detail is amusing to say the least. it's like this guy was begging to be toyed with.

OH WELL THERE GOES THE JACKET. it's on the floor by the time Kondo is shedding another piece of clothing.

now i've heard of dance offs, but not strip offs. is that what was going on here???
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. ]}

Oh. I can't wear that.
The color really doesn't look flattering on me, believe it or not.

_{[ he's just going to see what this guy does— and if he leaves in hand cuffs, then he leaves in hand cuffs. ]}

Surely you can keep it. I wouldn't want you to catch a cold since it's evidently cold out according to your words.

[THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT'S TURNING OUT TO BE THIS IS WHY THEIR SHOWS ARE PUSHED TO SUCH TIME SLOTS and they both know it. But they're too stubborn to admit it especially when the proverbial gloves are off. Kondo grits his teeth, whips the shirt off with a snap and cocks his hip in what he thinks is a flattering way. He sighs loudly at the thought of uh, fashion]

Not more fashion crap. Look at it this way, it's motive to rise in the ranks of side characters and wear normal clothes! Or clothes in general. [He's trying to appeal to his softer side alright] Anyway what's wrong with this? It's reddish. You can't go wrong with that.

[shaking his head, he scoops up his poor abused jacket] I'm already used to all the germs here and nothing sucked, so I'm fine! You're the one that has to adjust.

I enjoy my role as a side character wearing less clothes because in the end I played vital importance to the plot.

_{[ see he's optimistic about it. and ugh. ughHHHH. this guy is persistent!!! but he gets an idea, and with a wrinkle of his nose he takes the other shirt, again, suavely, and whips it on his body.
Kondo is right! wow gee it does fit his non-barrel chest thank you for being so considerate.

Aikuro starts at the bottom to button (!!!???) the shirt. ]}

_{[ dryly: ]}
You're too kind.

_{[ >:TTTT ]}

Edited 2014-09-01 04:33 (UTC)

[Okay Kondo definitely knows where he's coming from on that point but he's too much of a titty baby to admit it now, it's too late to pull out. So he just scoffs and crosses his arms over his GIANT BARREL CHEST]

What, did you sacrifice your underwear to get the main character to the next boss? Is your underwear a weapon?! [PANTY IS THAT YOU?????? looking at him in a new light tbh.

And when he starts to button it Kondo finally cracks a grin! He's sooo fuckin happy he doesn't even notice the tone. Just claps Aikuro on the back real hard and laughs] It's the least I can do, man! I'm just glad you understand now. Wouldn't want such an impressive guy to get sick! People would cry.

_{[ in the proudest and most serious tone: ]}

I fight without my underwear.

_{[ SUCH BADASSERY.
but now this guy is getting irritating because Aikuro knows that he thinks he's winning this BUT HE ISN'T.
So, when Aikuro is at the third button down is when Kondo makes a move to pat his back.

He sees this coming. He is braced for it.
It's now or never. ]}

_{[ rrrrriiiiiip.
such a startling sound echoes in their ears as he tugs the shirt at the buttons right when Kondo slaps him on the back and the shirt tears.

Just like that.
Just right at the arm pit where the sleeve connects, leaving a huge, gaping hole.

There's a moment of silence before he looks over at Kondo. ]}

Ah. Well, what do you know.
Maybe this one is too small— nobody walks around with holes in their shirt; it's really tacky.

_{[ suck on that. ]}

[That single horrifying moment passes like a fart across a family's one and only fan planted in a single room of 95 degrees. Kondo's jaw drops, letting loose this creaking gasp right past his lips, his eyes widen comically while he reaches out for Aikuro]

Nooooooooo, not that one! It fit perfectly across my left pec, like it was painted on by a naked lady!

[But Kondo is a man of the law. He's used to shock and outrage and injustice. He can bounce back and he does!!]

No wonder your pants want to fly off your butt from all your skid marks.

[This is the mature response he comes up with. The fact of the matter is they're now both out a shirt. However he's got a solution! He reaches over and ties the jagged ends together in a tight knot, then pats his handy work, i.e this property abusing dickwag.]

Now you're ready for a night on the town. Problem solved! You're handy at the impulsive tailory stuff, man.

_{[ oh damn it. this guy is good.
Aikuro's brows lift as he watches Kondo fix the shirt— that he tore— on purpose.
now he just looks like a effing tool thanks weird guy.

Aikuro rolls with it though. ]}

So it would seem!
Now that I'm properly dressed, is that what all this noise was about, officer?
_{[ is this guy really an officer who knows. ]}

Can I go on my way now?

[Kudos to his rolling with The Shit skills. He's clearly needed them in this life maybe not the next so much.]

Yeah, now you're all set and you don't have to worry about getting too stuffy, you've got your own vent right there. [Kondo how are you so good just HOW are you so damn good???

he does have one wanna see it? No that is not an innuendo its probably made of paper] I guess....so you don't have any questions or anything? Like why you're here or where the nearest strip club is? Or where's the best place to get a polo?

_{[ you'd think the typical person would ask what he was doing here— why— and yes, somebody like him curious about the strip club. ]}

Talk to me about the schooling system here.

_{[ he seems pretty serious about this. ]}

Give me as much detail as possible.

[He's taken aback by this because he could have sworn he'd pegged this guy for a really dedicated stripper so why is he asking about the schools?? Aiming a weird look his way Kondo continues anyway]

Well we've got an elementary school, a middle school and a high school. There's no uniform but I think the kids are pretty good at being trendy and appropriate. There are teachers who are residents here and really engage with the kids but for the positions that aren't filled in there are also NPCs. [Oh man what else is there...] There's a student council that's gonna kick off here soon..clubs...sports anime....the usual stuff.

_{[ He listens, and keeps a stoic expression. ]}

Go on.
Give me as much detail as you can.
If you're done talking about schools, talk to me about the caste system here.

[Scratching his head] Obviously I'm an adult and I haven't gone to school here but I had kids at one point here and they seemed to like it enough. Not the homework but the hanging out and being cool cats part.

Caste system...? [His eyebrows raise to nearly his hairline] There's the landlord and then there's us. Yeah a bunch of us have jobs and different positions but I don't think that puts us above or below anyone else. We're all here trying to stick together and make the best of it.

Edited 2014-09-02 03:11 (UTC)

_{[ Finally, Aikuro nods, seeming satisfied with this information. There is a smile, and his hands lift, and he places them with a rough pat on Kondo's shoulders— both of them.

cue the shoujo sparkles and cherry blossoms blowing in the wind. ]}

Thanks for the information.
I'll figure everything else out on my own.

_{[ ~*glistening*~ ]}

[Cue Kondo's features twisting comically and severely, like he's about to sneeze. Wow those sparkles are hell on the sinuses...but he manages a smile! He feels like they got off to the wrong foot but obviously a guy who cares (???) about youths and the underdog can't be that bad.]

No problem. Any time, man. Good luck! I'm sure you'll find out a lot but don't feel shy about asking anyone else for help.

[When he smiles his teeth glint! Or that might be lettuce stuck in there]

Take care.

_{[ And so, Aikuro gives him one last grin before turning and beginning to take his leave.
but wait. what is this.

As he walks off, Kondo may or may not notice Aikuro's absence of trousers.
yes, those trousers that you were mocking him earlier about.
they're gone. off of his body. in all of his proud glory.

when did this happen. why didn't you notice. why didn't you stop him.
he could have been stalling. it might have been when you were explaining things— he's that stealth.

at least he has on a purple speedo. i mean.
it's something. ]}

[THATS NOT SOMETHING CRACK IS STILL SHOWING THERE IS A CHEEK RIGHT THERE THE SHAPE OF THE CHEEK the police are on their way if there were sirens they would be going right now so he's gonna have to make due with the wind blowing an ominous tune betwixt his asscheeks or something jesus christ why.]

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