cocktailparty | test drive meme

Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that, in the official pre-opening test drive meme! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you!

YOUR OPTIONS

THE HOUSING GATE. While your new home is extremely lovely with a well stocked fridge and french doors and a carpet you could probably sleep comfortably on, especially if you're married and don't want to deal with awkward bed sharing, it's nice to go out every once in a while and explore the area. You do have a new car you know. Maybe you're a kid, joy riding, or taking you family on a little trip through the rows of houses that all look suspiciously alike. Or, perhaps, you've brought a friend along on a trip to somewhere else (you are running out of that low-fat butter you bought recently), maybe it's even a hitch-hiker! The possibilities are endless, but one thing is certain no matter the scenario: you're going to be stuck in this car for a while.

THE SHOPPING GATE. You're at work. Yeah, you've got a job now, working the 9 to 5, making money to buy that expensive food you like so much. Where do you work? Who are you working with? Do you like your boss? The answers to those questions are up to you. You should really pay attention to that customer coming up to you though. Since that is what you're getting paid for and all.

THE PLEASURE GATE. There's a show going on, although as you watch, the NPCs performing it really aren't up to snuff. Their choppy legwork and monotonous musical numbers leave much to be desired. It's really quite boring to see La Favola d'Orfeo so brutally murdered by untalented, robotic, minions such as these. Maybe texting is in order. Maybe walking out and leaving, catching another show or taking a stroll is in order? They really ought to hire different people to put these things on.

THE ALUMNI GATE. That obnoxious ringing alerts you that school has started yet again. Why do they make you come to this place when all the stupid teachers do is yammer about random things that no one really cares about. Since when did the economy really matter, anyway? Are you going to sit here and take this? Or walk around the school? The boring lady up front isn't really going to notice. Maybe you should go to lunch or chat up some school chums? Your youth isn't going to last forever, you know.

WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Hmph! She pouts at that!]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not talking any different than normal.

Pass~ I don't want to look for him, especially since I found you Martmart... after all, I never did get to kill you.

See, and that's the sad part. Being creepy is the norm for you.

What, don't tell me you're still caught up on that. Someone needs to get a new hobby.

[whatever marta you loser of life.]

Well! Obviously when I walk around this place and see what there is I'll find a new hobby. But no no, first I want to make sure you'll never step foot inside this school.

Hmm~! Maybe I should break your legs first... wouldn't that be fun? ♥

[Says the dead girl riiight.]

Ha, I'd almost be grateful if it meant never having to go into this place. But alright, if you think you can then just go ahead and try it.

[says the daddy's girl!!!!!!!!!

Stare.... staring....]

...You know that daddy won't be here to save you, right? And same with that silly little pet of yours. You're so pathetic, it makes me sick Martmart~

Thanks for the advice, but I don't need saving from anyone.

[........Ugh. She doesn't want to deal with this kid anymore.]

Sadly, I think our powers were taken away as soon as we arrived here. I don't need them to destroy you though.

Buuut.... let's save it for another day, okay~? I'm not feeling it anymore.

If that's how you feel, then be my guest. Not having to see your face any longer will be a big relief. [TL;DR GTFO ALICE KTHX.]

Oh same here Martmart. Seeing you makes me sick- why don't you go run home to daddy?

Wait a second... you can't! [a giggle.]

[(EYEROLL)] If that's all you have to say then you can save yourself the trouble and hurry on home now. Oh, but if you don't mind, I have just one tiny question.

[ugh, she'll humor her.]

And just what is that?

Do they say you're a kid to suit your personality, or are you treated like a mom like the age you really are?

[WOW FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TITS MARTA!!!!]

....Oh dear~! You're really bold today Martmart, you must really have a death wish.

Alice has been put in the mom role... phooie...! I don't want to be a parent...!

[D E A L W I T H I T]

I'm just sure I don't have anything to be afraid of.

Man, I feel bad for whatever kids you get already. They'll probably mistake you for their new sister or something.

But you see... I really don't care about them. They'll really have to fend for themselves.

It's what I did after all. [she smiles, but you can tell she's oh so bitter.]

test drive meme

get it because you left me behind

i said i was sorry gosh!!!

you jerk!!!!

maybe you need to lighten up!!!

maybe you need to shut up!!!!

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