cocktailparty | test drive meme

Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that, in the official pre-opening test drive meme! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you!

YOUR OPTIONS

THE HOUSING GATE. While your new home is extremely lovely with a well stocked fridge and french doors and a carpet you could probably sleep comfortably on, especially if you're married and don't want to deal with awkward bed sharing, it's nice to go out every once in a while and explore the area. You do have a new car you know. Maybe you're a kid, joy riding, or taking you family on a little trip through the rows of houses that all look suspiciously alike. Or, perhaps, you've brought a friend along on a trip to somewhere else (you are running out of that low-fat butter you bought recently), maybe it's even a hitch-hiker! The possibilities are endless, but one thing is certain no matter the scenario: you're going to be stuck in this car for a while.

THE SHOPPING GATE. You're at work. Yeah, you've got a job now, working the 9 to 5, making money to buy that expensive food you like so much. Where do you work? Who are you working with? Do you like your boss? The answers to those questions are up to you. You should really pay attention to that customer coming up to you though. Since that is what you're getting paid for and all.

THE PLEASURE GATE. There's a show going on, although as you watch, the NPCs performing it really aren't up to snuff. Their choppy legwork and monotonous musical numbers leave much to be desired. It's really quite boring to see La Favola d'Orfeo so brutally murdered by untalented, robotic, minions such as these. Maybe texting is in order. Maybe walking out and leaving, catching another show or taking a stroll is in order? They really ought to hire different people to put these things on.

THE ALUMNI GATE. That obnoxious ringing alerts you that school has started yet again. Why do they make you come to this place when all the stupid teachers do is yammer about random things that no one really cares about. Since when did the economy really matter, anyway? Are you going to sit here and take this? Or walk around the school? The boring lady up front isn't really going to notice. Maybe you should go to lunch or chat up some school chums? Your youth isn't going to last forever, you know.

WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Well it's people. Specifically two guys. Just seems like they're hugging each other whilst lying down, but their expressions make it seem as though there's a lot more that's going to go down.]

What do you think? I was thinking of making the guy on the left the bottom in the next panel. [Sorry Florina. So sorry.]

[ ...

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...that's... two men. Two men who... are... ]

Eeeeh?!

[ Leaping back about a foot. ]

Wh-th-you...

Oh yeah, that's just the sort of reaction I was going for.

[All the girls back home get super embarrassed and flail about too when it comes to this sort of thing. Looks like this drawing was another great success.]

Thanks for your input!

[ ...it was the sort of reaction she was going for?

What the heck is up with this girl?! ]

Um y-you're... welcome... ah...

So what's your name? I'll be sure to credit your contribution as my official critic.

[With a quick flick of her pan the page is quickly signed 'Paru' and then turned around back to show Florina. Just focus on the signature and nothing else this time, Haruna doesn't want her 'official critic' backing off any further.]

I'm Haruna, Paru works too if you prefer.

...It's Florina, but... could you... not... credit me? Please?

[ Paru? Is that some kind of nickname or what? ]

Relax I won't use your real name. Let's see, Rina sounds like a good pen name huh? Or Rini, that's pretty cute! Or just 'Flo' but that gives me 'housewife' vibes.

[Seems as though she missed the part about not crediting her.]

I think I'll stick with Rini, that's way too cute to pass up.

Rini?

[ That's... kind of a fitting nickname she guesses SHE'S NOT AN EXPERT ON PEN NAMES. But apparently this girl is or something. ]

Just... don't tell anyone that 'Rini' is me.

Sure, sure. But what if my next release really takes off? If no one knows you're the Florina behind the Rini then you'll be missing out on all the fame.

[And only with that fame can you ever hope to conquer Holly Heights as the number one manga master! ... Okay maybe that's just her goal.]

I don't want to be famous, I really don't...

[ Too many people paying attention to her then. ]

Huh, you don't? Let me guess, you're one of those shy, shrinking violet types? Think I've got you pinned down to a tee with that.

[She might even pass for Nodoka, their hair is a similar colour and everything. Hmm.]

So what do you do when you come across a guy you like, shy away from their attention too?

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