[ To be honest, he normally wouldn't bother with a warning as obvious as 'don't touch the hot pan I'm cooking in', even for Furuya, but the first years have repeatedly proved themselves remarkably capable of incredible ridiculousness. It can't hurt.
He makes a face. ] Nah. The curry's getting frozen for later, so I don't have to cook it every time somebody wants some. [ The knife slices through a carrot with a dull thunk, and then again. His eyes don't move up from the cutting board when he starts talking again. It's harder to catch if you cut off a finger, obviously. ] Nikujaga's better day-after, though, so it's going in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. [ Complete with a really big and official-looking post-it reading DON'T EAT THIS. ]
it couldn't happen to a nicer guy tbh
He makes a face. ] Nah. The curry's getting frozen for later, so I don't have to cook it every time somebody wants some. [ The knife slices through a carrot with a dull thunk, and then again. His eyes don't move up from the cutting board when he starts talking again. It's harder to catch if you cut off a finger, obviously. ] Nikujaga's better day-after, though, so it's going in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. [ Complete with a really big and official-looking post-it reading DON'T EAT THIS. ]