tdm + em; just like me, they long to be, close to you

[ciao]

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HOW IT WORKS:

► STEP 1 | Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting; alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need 'em!
► STEP 2 | Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether you're just voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3 | Post this all over your plurk and get people to join in on this jolly good fun. Don't forget: it's mandatory.

copypasta as per usual

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There are multiple ways to use this post:

• PLAYERS IN GAME: post who you'd like to play next round or who you're unsure of playing, and then let other people auction your soul off at an affordable price gently push you into the direction of actually apping them come the new app cycle (concrete details later on that).
• OR YOU COULD: Ask for castmates, be you in a cast or a lone canon warrior. Think of it like a kind of in game ATP ad.
• IF YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE: You might want to? If you do, feel free to post with your account, a picture, whatever you want and let us take you under our wing so you can be a part of our large, rowdy family.
  
  So let the fun begin!

RESERVES OPEN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ciao]

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[poisoncake]

This bitch and also Yamato from Ore Monogatari, who I can't link shit for because I'm on my phone. But also like idk I want to app everyone. Life is hard. Hiyori Iki from Noragami is also an option. But adults. But... IDK

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[adoringdaddy]

YES PLEASE! Most of all Bianchi.

[bombdemon]

THIS BITCH THO

[59]

NO

(but actually, PLEASE)

[earthrhythms]

So.

This is probably happening.



If anyone out there has no idea who this is, this is Toph Beifong from the amazing cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender. She was born an Earthbender, meaning she can control any dirt and rock around her, as well as metal as long as it's unrefined enough to have bits of rock in it (if I take her from the right canon point). She was also born blind, but learned to see with her Earthbending, which is why she doesn't wear any shoes. So until she gets that ability back, she'll be frustrated about being properly blind again.

Anyway, she was raised in a rich family but was coddled a lot and so does what she can to get away from that high class society business. She knows how to act like a ~lady~ but chooses not to and is rude and loud and spits and would curse like a sailor if it weren't a children's show. So the favourite thing about having her in a game is that she can learn terrible words and start using them. 8)

Now I know you all want her but DO YOU WANT HER.

[bombdemon]

YES

i also want to get one of my assholes in and teach her swearwords tbh

[admiringly]

YELLS

TOPH

I LOVE TOPH SO MUCH PLEASE

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[splasher]

give us seijuurou to be honest, our lord and savior

[jinpachi]

can you imagine toudou's gross tears if they're reunited

[tunedere]

A BIG MAYBE but the maybe is due to my terrible schedule and yet I need something simple to destress...



actually no this is closer to reality


ANYWAY so I have here one (1) Tokiya Ichinose from one of the many idol hells, Uta no Prince-sama - he's the serious and mature type of guy who is perfectionist at literally everything he does - but he does act older than he actually is so he is a prime target for gentle bullying.

... I'm bad at writing enabling ads really SWEATS so YEAH elevator pitch: hardworking idol with a poker face please enable me into getting people to tease him because he really needs to stop stressing himself so much. Also, who doesn't enjoy poking fun at tsuns?

amy punch me there i did it

[hoasen]

PUNCHES YOU (LOVINGLY)

[banchow]

come to us sweet musical prince!

TEST DRIVES

[ciao]

driving goes here

yodels gently

[yanki]

a;

[ Haine finds herself in a rather interesting predicament inside her old pet store. She just wanted to pet one of the new goats!! Just one!! But now it has her by the shirt sleeve, trying to eat it off of her while she's still clothed. She's not afraid to Whoop A Bitch but it's a goat...she'll be nice to the goat. ]

A-Ah! Please let go...please!!

b;



[ Trying to give back to the community and do something with her life, Haine has decided to train some vulnerable and potentially in danger residents in the art of self defense: Japanese street gang style. ]

Alright, everyone! The first rule is to never let your opponent see you sweat! ...I mean, real sweat is okay...but remember to wear deodarant as much as possible! I'm talking about metacarpal [ she means metaphorical ] sweat. The whites of your eyes, the red of your tongue, the hairs on your chin!

Now let's learn how to punch someone to make sure they don't get back up, okay? I need a volunteer!

goat vs. goat heaven or hell lets rock

[climber]

[Makishima is just passing through Tierhandlung to pick up some crickets for his tarantula when he hears a bunch of commotion over in the back of the store, upon which he sees a poor girl being attacked by... a goat.

When did they get goats? But that's not the problem at hand here. He should probably help her. Those animals can be pretty mean.]

Uh, hold still... for a second. I'll try to pick it up. [This may end in some sort of injury. Or death.]

vroom vroom

[recreatedtragedy]

1.

[ Being a shitty adult is an art. And really, this could be worse. At least this guy has trimmed your rose bushes and re-painted your trees white before deciding to make home either on your couch or in your kitchen, feet on the table, apparently expecting you to give him food. ]

[ Are you his new, unfortunate family? Were you just looking for relatively normal people to tend to your garden and hired him instead? ]


2.

[ Or maybe the Landlord decided to play more with his mess of a canon, and you are now have a new child/student/sibling/playmate, who, no matter how you look at him, definitely doesn't look like he belongs among nine year olds. ]

[ And he's giving you the evil eye, too, at least if you're the one who dropped the bomb of mandatory education on him. If your feelings on the matter are similar, maybe you're just venting to each other. ]

School? You've got to be shitting me.

1?!?!?!

[hoasen]

[Get out of her garden???? Not just kidding, but she does wonder if someone was hired to be here without her knowledge.

And now he's sitting here with his feet on the table and waiting for...something.]

May I...help you?

VROOOOM

[sharktrash]

1.

[ It was probably only a matter of time for when this guy ends up in the mysterious jail for offing someone. Such trivial matters never caused repercussions back home, so he does think it's unfair, but he's also not unfamiliar with containments of this sort. Really, the worst part is that it's so fucking boring. ]

[ But for some reason, he's allowed to keep his phone in this place. Which means, you probably want to grab some ear plugs and shove like at least two pairs in, or your eardrums are gonna get it. ]

HEEEEY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE?!

[ Since apparently murder is not an acceptable pasttime? Bummer. Share your stories and stop him from beating a hole in the wall with his head. ]


2.

[sharkbrat]

3.

[ Alternatively, congratulations. Your school has just gotten a new bully, though he'll probably leave you alone if you don't look strong. Better hope you don't get a team assignment with him, right? ]

[ Or are you a happy new parent? ]

2!

[bubblings]

[ Dude, you're noisy. And this tiny girl with pigtails and gothloli inspired clothes is going to let him know just what her problem is with him. However, it's not going to start with calling him out. Instead, she starts to blow a bubble that goes full speed toward the front of the classroom. Wherever it makes impact is simply disappears with a bang, leaving a perfectly round crater. And if it happens to be in Squalo? All the better, it'll leave him bleeding (unless it's his hand, but then he'd need a new one again). ]

leaves this here..........

[yowaizumi]

A [ACTION]

<sub>[ Imaizumi woke up on the lawn in some chair looking confused as ever as most people did, and before he was brought here, he had been working on his bike wearing this lovely shirt. Waking up in an unknown area was a bit of a surprise to him, so he stood up and checked his surroundings quickly to see if this was some area that someone had just moved him to as some prank. It really didn't take him that long to realize that he wasn't anywhere near home and that this was more than a prank since no one had ever done anything this elaborate to just mess with him--but wait.

He noticed something more important about the area around him. His bike wasn't there....SOMEONE STOLE HIS BIKE. Imaizumi looked around him frantically for a few seconds and then looked really angry since no matter where he was, he was going to get his bike back. He would set someone straight and do anything it would take to get his bike back--and it better not be damaged or he would get even madder the more he stood here. So, seen here can be an angry child, walking up to literally the first person he would see and yell at them as he would yell at some people he knew if they pushed his buttons (Naruko and Midousuji.) ]</sub>

Have you seen my bike?!? Someone took it, and it's about this tall-- _{[ He would demonstrate with his arms here. ]} This wide--and it's blue!!!! I'll draw you a picture if you need me to. _{[ says the man in a bunny shirt...okay. Someone please help him settle down. ]}

B [VIDEO]

<sub>[ After that initial freaking out over losing his bike, Imaizumi had actually sat down and went through all the papers given to him thoroughly, knowing what was going on by now. He still found it unsettling that all of his stuff was essentially gone--Do you know how many Usagi brand shirts he had?!? (At least three.) Or well, he had a closet filled with nice things but weren't all his--not even his training outfit was here.

Anyway, after figuring out his situation, the first thought on his mind was to look through his address book to see if any of his friends were in it, which they should be since this was his phone, after all! Sure enough, most seemed to be listed and even some of Hakone was here in this weird place, which was alright, he guessed, since that meant he knew some familiar faces here. He needed to contact them to get more information about this place, such as where the nearest bike shop was since that was clearly the most important matter here! Honestly, he did want to know if they were okay, but he'd only really ask Onoda to see if he was okay.

So...he tried to send a video chat just to them, but he didn't know much about the phone functions just yet--at least he was a fast learner--but he sent it to everyone instead. So, hello new person! You just got Imaizumi looking done as usual and asking about bikes! ]</sub>

Sakamichi? Makishima-san? Tadokoro-san? Kinjou-san?....Naruko? _{[ He didn't see everyone's name on the list, but he could try, right?! ]} If you all are here, could you respond? I'm in need of some assistance with finding the nearest bike shop here.

C [MAKE YOUR OWN! hmu with anything.]

ryouta kawara | hatoful boyfriend | i'm making icons still, sorry

[carrierpigeon]

(a)

Hello? Is the manager in?

[It's a day or two at most since the majority of new arrivals are introduced to the town. Whatever building you happen to be currently occupying, the peace is about to be momentarily disturbed.

Enthusiasm and politeness are noticeable in Ryouta's entrance. His clothes look a little oddly-matched and oddly-fitting, and his hair is cowlicking up all over the place...but it's ruffled, not sloppy. He bows head and shoulders as soon as he's in the door.]

Excuse me! I'm here about the job. Thank you for meeting me!

[Maybe he's ended up at the wrong building, or maybe there's really a job opening posted...Judging by the stack of resumes and fliers he's carrying, he seems serious.]

(b)

[He's swimming.

He's trying to swim.

Doves aren't built for water activities, and Ryouta was never athletic to begin with. Now he's featherless and in possession of human limbs, all things he isn't used to. So for Ryouta, trying to swim is a futile flailing that flops him about five feet forward in the water. (That was a good line, some good narrative alliteration, he thinks; he'll have to tell - )

Getting distracted about drowns him, and Ryouta ends up spitting out water in a fit of coughs. His arms and legs go everywhere as he attempts to regain control, and despite a short bob beneath the water, his flirtation with the bottom of the pool is over quickly.

Rolling onto his back in the water, Ryouta floats motionless, hands crossed over his stomach.] Man... [pant] I think I've gotten worse.

he's wearing pants this time it's a miracle

[needlegunner]

[ ooc: if you'd like to assume this isn't their first meeting, you are more than welcome to do so. he was also here last year for a little bit, so he's not completely lost, and you're welcome to recognize him from back then! ]

workin' at the car wash: the obligatory(?) fanservice option.

[ While he's pretty much stopped walking around in his underwear by now, but here's two pieces of information: one, if you wear a shirt while you're washing your car, it's inevitably going to get dirty, and two, if it's just going to get dirty, there's no point in wearing it while you're cleaning things. So you're welcome for the show, Holly Heights! If you're expecting a softcore porno intro, though, you're in the wrong place. This is all about SCRUBBING and CLEANLINESS. (...okay, maybe it's a little softcore porno intro.) Was the car even dirty enough to require this much soap? Is the vigor with which he's vacuuming his interior in hopes of eliminating Life Fibers?

By the time he's done, you'll be able to see yourself in the hubcaps. He's... very thorough.

For now, though, he twists to toss grayish water out of his bucket and onto the grass, but, uh, he's got an arm on him, so... ]

Ah.

[ No that wasn't a wince, what do you take him for, he is an adult and adults don't wince because they accidentally tossed gross car wash water all over unsuspecting passerby. ]

That wasn't where that was intended to go, I'm sorry. Would you... like a towel?


shopping trip!

[ Tsumugu wouldn't exactly refer to himself as the domestic type. Most of his cooking skills were picked up out of necessity, and his impeccable laundering abilities mostly the product of necessary paranoia. Without a war on, though, there's time to buy things that aren't chocolate protein shakes, Cliff bars, or ingredients for any of his veritable arsenal of ten-minute meals. So now there's a giant guy with a half-full shopping cart standing in front of the peanut butter, trying not to take up the whole damn aisle while he figures out whether he's actually interested in organic anything. (Isn't peanut butter by definition organic?) He looks between them both and... finally puts both in the cart. It can't hurt.

That handled, he reaches into his pocket for his shopping list - and finds it isn't there. After a moment more of patting his many, many pockets down, he turns around to peer at the ground. After a minute, he looks to the nearest person. ]

Have you seen a shopping list?

freestyle

[ If you want something else in particular, go ahead and hit me with it! ]

the latest possible test drive

[pickoffs]

a;

[ For all of Kazuya Miyuki's faults - and, according to everyone who has ever known him, there are a number of them - his cooking ability has never been on the list. In fact, he's been cooking kind of obsessively for a day and a half? There is so much fried rice in the house right now. He'd never admit he's using it as a distraction from how weird all of this is, but it's probably obvious.

At least the whole place smells good? The moment he spots someone else near the kitchen, he waves them down with the big metal spoon in his right hand. ]

Can you watch this for a sec?

[ He gestures to the cutting board on the counter. ] Or you can cut vegetables, I guess, but this is probably easier.

[ Is that a wink-wink-nudge-nudge you're terrible at cutting vegetables? Yes. Yes it is. ]

b;

[ The neighborhood, at least, is nice. Kazuya would be doing more running or swinging his bat, but all of that got boring without anyone else to needle with teasing suffer with talk to, even for him. He's already swung a bat for hours today, he's already taken two long runs around the neighborhood, and he's been banned from the kitchen until the leftovers are gone. So now he's at the pet store, peering at the glass case. (Look, he's got a yappy first year at his heels all the time - of course he's a cat person.)

He reaches down to pet one particularly friendly kitten, but this is quite clearly a miscalculation: no sooner is his arm in the case than there is a mass of meowing fluff trying to climb his shirtsleeve. He looks around, clearly panicking a little. ]

That's my arm, c'mon -- [ He's working carefully to peel himself out, but at least one kitten had gotten up to his elbow and used it as diving board to get on the floor, so even when he eventually succeeds there's a second problem to address, here. ] Wai--get back here!

[ Save him.

(Or don't.) ]

c;

[ Something else in mind? Hit me! ]