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[sharktrash]

[ Let's be real, probably like half of his paychecks go for new robotic hands. There's no way that thing survives for long. ]

[ It's a good thing he's a trained assassin, so even though it's coming from behind him, he manages to move out of the way just enough for it to explode right next to his hand where he was writing on the board... goodbye, half of board and the written proof of assignment. ]

[ And Squalo doesn't even look surprised (powers and things exist in his world, and so do terrifying teenagers), though he does snap around quite angrily. ]

Voi! How many times do I have to tell you [ pointing at the crater in the wall with the piece of chalk he's still holding ] TO TAKE THAT SHIT OUTSIDE?!

[ Yeah he. Has no problems with his students blowing things (or each other) up. Just not when he's trying to have a class pls. ]

[bubblings]

[ Hiyori giggles behind her hand, and acts as if she's going to blow a kiss at him. Instead she blows a row of bubbles exploding at impact. Poor classroom. ]

H1y0ri d0es wh@tever the h3ll sh3 want5, sucky te@ch!

[sharktrash]

[ Wow. ]

[ Naturally, Squalo does what every sensible adult would do in this situation. Meaning, he's diving under the assault (goodbye, the rest of the blackboard and the wall...), there's a menacing mechanical click, and Hiyori's desk is split in two right in front of her by a heavy longsword blade. ]

I said, [ a manic grin, because hell if this didn't just make this shit job less boring, ] cut it out.

[bubblings]

L O L!

[ Yes, she just seriously said that out loud.

When the desk splits right in front of her she just laughs. That's so funny that he thinks that's intimidating!

The next couple bubbles won't explode, but they're huge, sticky and engulfs whatever it hits and is like an unbreakable soap bubble around it. Good luck avoiding them Squalo. And just in case he does, there's also several small ones that will totally explode incoming.

Poor class and classroom. Poor school and its students if this actually becomes a thing in the game. ]

H1yori do3sn't l1sten to tr@sh!

[sharktrash]

[ Wow. ]

[ Hope she's got more where that came from, because she's going to follow the desk's example otherwise. The contract said nothing about not killing the students. ]

[ Half of room is suddenly engulfed in light blue flames. Since the bubbles are some different kind of magic, let's say they won't be neutralized completely, but they should at least slow down significantly with the Rain's "pacification" at work. Which means he's got a chance to avoid them and take a swing at her instead. ]

[ Clearly this is a hint for him to get a different fucking job if he does end up in the game, huh? ]

Voi, you're looking down on me!

[bubblings]

[ Well, as long as she doesn't go Lost there's no reason for him to worry that she'll run out of ammo. Her ammo is her own lifespan though, so maybe it should be worrying. Not that power users usually care about that, Code:End comes sooner or later. ]

Y3AH sh3 is, U figur3d th@t out ju5t NOW?

[ She dodges, and sticks out her tongue at him before shooting a real army of bubbles while running around him to make them come at all angles.

No one should allow any Varia member to teach. ]

[sharktrash]

[ Sure it should. How long would a fight have to take to kill her, anyway? It's probably not an efficient method. ]

Someone wants her tongue cut out, eh?

[ This is getting troublesome even with the flames, so he'll try to move fast and get behind her. A kick is incoming if that succeeds. ]

[ What are you talking about they're the best rolemodels and mentors. Totally. ]

[bubblings]

[ Unless Squalo suddenly is a Rare Kind angel, then it's going to take a few years for her to die that way. She's still young. ]

Ju5t U try, ugly b1tch!

[ Giggling, she lets him get behind her, but when he kicks his foot impacts with a big bubble that surrounds her.

If this is anything to go by, they'll make awesome teachers. If they teach "how to attempt murder on your students". ]

[sharktrash]

[ Yeah, no. Definitely not efficient. ]

VOI! Don't test me, you little scum!

[ Wow. That's got to be cheating. What if he stabbed the bubble with the point of his sword, though? That's got to be sharper than his boot. ]

[ ...well. Depends what the students want to learn. If this is it, then yeah, probably. ]

[bubblings]

[ Nope, that's not going to work. Only some Special Powers can break through her bubble. Like Heike's light, but he's an asshole whom her dear daddy Yukihina hates, so he's not getting the mild treatment. Which is what Squalo's getting right now. ]

Hiy0ri isn'7 scum, sh3's a RE:CODE!

[ More giggles, and the bubble goes up in the air, popping conveniently when she's high and blows fresh exploding bubbles. ]

[sharktrash]

[ Wow, daddy issues all around, huh. Or more like daddy crushes in this case. ]

What's the difference?

[ Yeah, no. Not getting hit by those, either. Looks nasty. Out goes the shark, and ]

[ down goes the building? or at least most of the walls and roof of the ex-classroom. ]

[bubblings]

[ On which end? Also, Hiyori has like 3½ daddies so there's plenty of opportunity to get daddy issues. Which she does have tbh. ]

R3:c0des R tr@sh murd3rers!

[ And she is damn proud to be a murderer. Re:Codes and Varia have a few similarities.

And when the walls go?

She cheers. ]

D0 it ag@in!

[sharktrash]

[ Yours, of course. The only thing we know about Varia's parents is that their kids probably killed them for giving them stupid names. ...yeah big surprise. ]

That so?

[ Well, that's refreshing. Even if he's never heard about "Re:Codes" and he finds the use of magical shit distasteful. What happened to just good old slaying people with a blade thing? Nobody's into that anymore nowadays. ]

[ The Rain Shark, now about the size of the real thing, circles around him, knocking off whatever may have been left of the walls. He'll use that little break to look around with a flat expression. ]

[ Well. ]

[ Not too bad for his first day, he supposes. ]

School's out!

[ not like there's a place to hold classes left anyway ahahah. ]

[bubblings]

[ Well Bel can't have been the only one who did it, right?

Dude, don't you think box animals and all those fancy stuff counts as magical shit? Also, she doesn't use magic, this is all naturale.

The rest of the class has probably fled by now, or is cowering beneath their desks if they're brave enough to stay.

Hiyori laughs. ]

Hiy0ri migh7 actu@lly g0 to sch00l regul@rly if cla5s 1s like th1s!

[sharktrash]

[ We just don't know... but he probably can't. There's got to be a reason none of them are ever mentioned. ]

[ Yes. Yes he does. That's why he prefers a fight that doesn't need it. He's not going to let himself get torn to shreds by some weird witchcraft just so he doesn't have to use the flames, though. Whatever the situation calls for. ]

[ Considering there are probably no desks left to hide under, let's hope they fled. Maybe a few got killed, to be honest. Who cares, right? ]

[ Mission get kids interested in education: accomplished. Even if "kids" is just one murder girl and "education" is destruction. Squalo's still patting himself on the back for a job well done and grinning in his usual manic way. ]

You'd like that, wouldn't you? It's worth a thought.

[bubblings]

[ Those dumb enough to stay were probably NPCs anyway. ]

3ven if Ur a tr@shy sens3i.

[ She giggles and sticks her tongue out at him. ]

[sharktrash]

[ Probably. ]

[ What's this, a temporary truce? Does he get to add another plus for himself on "Didn't kill any (named) students during the day"? It's like he's permanently hired already. ]

[ Anyway, if she's not blowing any more of those weird things at him, he won't attack either for now, though his guard is very much up. Comes with the job. ]

Don't push it, squirt.

[bubblings]

[ Yep, it sure comes with the job. It's not like Hiyori's guard is down either, even though it might seem like it. Trained killers will be trained killers. ]

Hiy0r1 alw@ys pu5hes it!

[sharktrash]

[ He snorts. ]

So long as it ain't pushing daisies, you're good.

[ Since it's his job to give kids good advice or something now? Anyway, the shark disappears, and he'll be making his way off the rubble pile now. ]

[bubblings]

If H1yori do3s it t0 s0meon3 els3 she d0es 1t!

[ Well then, teach trash, please take good care of her in the future. ]

Sh3 ch0ps Yuk1 in p1ec3s all th3 t1m3!

[sharktrash]

[ No promises. ]

You can do that more than once?

[ He's something of a "he just won't stay dead" figure in his own series but he's pretty sure he wouldn't be able to accomplish that. Ah, the joys of being (relatively) normal human. ]

[bubblings]

[ depends on if he'll really be a teacher or not, doesn't it. ]

He'5 und3ad!

[ You can blow him up in pieces and he still comes back. ]

[sharktrash]

[ ...well. ]

What the fuck.

[ He's not even disbelieving it or anything. Just expressing a general "what is the world coming to" sentiment. First that Daisy person, then that Arcobaleno, now this. ]

Have fun with that.

[ His work hours are done so he'll just be shaking the responsibility and trying to leave now. ]

[bubblings]

[ She giggles, and starts blowing a bubble that covers her completely. Instead of Hiyori, a certain coldiceflower seems to be there instead. And the voice that comes out is his as well. ] If you see me, try cutting my head off.

[sharktrash]

[ What the -- okay, Mist can kind of work like this, too. He'll still stare at them a little, although looking particularly disinterested. ]

[ It's a tempting invitation, it really is. Who wouldn't want to try to cut off random strangers' heads and see what happens? But everything about this setup just reeks of 'trap'. Of course, there's no reason to express that sentiment. ]

Right. Cheers.