test drive meme deux

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Want to app, or maybe you've already got one written up? Maybe you want to try before you buy? This is the meme for that! Of course, it's unfair to throw you into a sea without some life vest, so some prompts for possible situations have been given to you, and are as follows. These can all be in either log style, text, voice, or video; it's up to you! IN GAME MEMBERS CAN PARTICIPATE IN TAGGING AS WELL!!

YOUR OPTIONS THE HOUSING GATE. Somehow, some way, some idiot has just run into your yard with their car. Or maybe you're the idiot behind the wheel? Did you wreck a mailbox? Maybe even, dare I say, run into someone? Stranger things have happened. THE SHOPPING GATE. For some reason the damned cashier NPC isn't anywhere in sight and you've got...well, whatever it is you've decided to buy. There's a line forming filled with people. No matter where you are, the register, the middle, or at the very end, you're surrounded by some pretty frustrated people. THE PLEASURE GATE. You happen to have wandered into one of the more...adult establishments. You might perhaps be underage and if so you need not be there at all. No one is going to cart you off, though. Maybe you enjoy your strip club/bar/peep show or maybe it's completely repulsive to you. Do you stick around or make a run for it? THE ALUMNI GATE. It's come time for the school festival! There are various booths, stands, activities, and all sorts of people milling about! What grade are you in? School? Are you sociable or withdrawn? Are you in charge of something? Crashing a party? You're full of youth and the world is yours for the taking! WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO. Use your imagination and get creative on your own terms! This doesn't count as being in game completely, so feel free to take some liberties with events that could have happened, people you could have met! Just remember to stick to game structure and the rules.

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Kitty Forman | That 70s Show

[darntootinestmom]

ooc; I'm gonna set up two scenes because they both look particularly fun for Kitty. Feel free to reply to either or set up a different scene if you'd like!

001:

[Kitty is in the middle of making a pie when she hears a loud and very odd sound outside her house. Like a crash almost. Quickly she places the pie in the oven - this can't take that long - before rushing outside to see--]

Oh my goodness! [She stops dead at the sight of a car in her petunias!]

What on earth is going on out here!? [She rushes over to the car with a mortified expression.]

005:

[Forever Love. Kitty smiles at the name of the bright shop. It sounds so wholesome and romantic that she can't help herself from opening the door and entering. At first it seems like the perfect establishment! The store has an overall theme of pink but... There are all sorts of leather contraptions along one wall, fake penises along another, and...]

Oh my god is that a vagina in a tube!? [Yep. Kitty has just seen her first flesh light.]

You are amazing for RPing Kitty

[shirleyhopeful]

[Honestly, Shirley wasn't sure why she wanted to go into the pleasure gate. At first, she was a bit curious as to what people usually buy to make their sex life more...uh...interesting. However, once she entered, she wasn't asked to leave. Odd, she was 16.

As she wondered around, one could see that her face was starting to become more obvious. What did she walk into?]

[darntootinestmom]

[Well that was enough of that. Kitty did not know how she'd managed to wander into such a store but she was going to leave before her face turned another as of yet undiscovered shade of red. She was so quick on her way out of the store that she bumped into a young woman.]

Oh goodness! [Frazzled. That was the only word for her in that moment.] I am so sorry! I wasn't even looking where I was going I was in such a hurry to leave that awful store! [And by that point the only option left for Kitty was to laugh awkwardly. So she did.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[Don't worry, Shirley was awkwardly laughing too]

Ah, don't worry, it's not your fault! I wasn't looking where I was going either! I was busy looking at um...all the things here.

[Pause]

I never knew that people would take an interest in...these things.

[darntootinestmom]

[Kitty looks at the girl with concern, wondering where her parents are and why she's even in this area. These places, as she's figuring out, are not wholesome and romantic at all. In fact, they are quite the opposite!]

Well, let's just pretend they don't and get you out of here. If I were your mother I would just be worried sick knowing my little girl was in a neighbourhood like this.

[shirleyhopeful]

[That's right, she was suppose to have a mom here. Well, that will make things a bit interesting once she does]

...Perhaps it might be best I...left. [another pause] I wonder will I have to buy something like this one day though.

[darntootinestmom]

[The question makes Kitty blush but she supposes curiousity is better than pregnancy or an STD!]

Well. Dear... [How does she say this...] You may need some things one day, such as condoms, but you won't need to come around here for those! Now let's get you out of here. [She places her hand on the girl's shoulder, gently guiding her back the way they both came, and smiles reassuringly.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[Whoa! That was something Shirley didn't want to hear! Cue her spazzing!]

Um, that's not what I came here for! I uh... [mumble mumble] Thank you for helping me though.

Responding to 001

[fromtheburrow]

[Honestly, Ron didn't know why he'd even tried to drive their car. Sure the flying car way back when had been a disaster, but this one was on the bloody ground! None the less, he was already out of the car by the time the woman made it outside; staring wide-eyed and red-faced at her. Oh god, how to explain...?]

Er...there was...an owl in the street?

[darntootinestmom]

An owl? [Kitty's tone is more high-pitched than usual and she stares at him in disbelief.] In broad daylight?

[fromtheburrow]

[He didn't see why that was so strange, but she didn't seem to buy it. He shifts his weight uncomfortably.]

...a rat?

[darntootinestmom]

Well, which is it? [With her hands on her hips, Kitty raises an inquiring eyebrow at the boy. But then her gaze wanders and the loss of her petunias hits her anew.]

My petunias! Oh, they were just so beautiful. [You're off the hook for a second Ron because now she's staring woefully at her destroyed flowerbed.]

[fromtheburrow]

It was definitely a rat! I giant, fat rat!

[And while she's staring, perhaps he'll just back up slowly. Perhaps make a break for it? Someone else could come and get the car later, right? But he does feel bad about it, pausing mid-step and letting out a sigh.]

...sorry about your flowers.

[darntootinestmom]

[Kitty looks up at him and sees an obviously remorseful child standing in front of her.]

Well, yes. I know. [It's a bit jilted, but it's an acceptance of his apology nonetheless... And he just looks so gosh darn guilty that she starts feeling guilty for being so hard on him.] Why don't you come inside. I just put a pie in the oven and there's no one around the house to eat it.

[fromtheburrow]

[He's very unsure at first, a look on his face that is indescribable as he looks from the mess that was made with the car and then back up to her.]

You're not going to try and poison me or something, are you?

[Some people took their flowers very seriously, you know.]

005 mo_om

[waltzhagen]

[ Haine had about the same idea: Love, pink, Forever. Sounds pretty enticing to a pubescent, romantic, in love teenager. But one look at that tube vagina and she's ready to split. ]

Oh...oh my gosh! What is that thing? Is that...?!

[darntootinestmom]

[If Kitty was horrified at the vagina in a tube she's even more horrified to realize a young girl has wandered into the store right behind her. She's about to start demanding to know who let such a young girl in such a store but her mothering instincts kick in and she's turning to the girl frantically.]

It's nothing, dear! Don't look! [And with that Kitty slaps her hand over Haine's eyes, sheltering her from the perverted things in this store.]

[waltzhagen]

[ Excuse her while she's really blindsided and confused. ]

I've stared at it too long! The darkness has befallen me! I've been blinded!

005 hahaha

[ivegotseoul]

[He was just taking a peek around, not that he has a partner or anything, when he spots a nice-looking older lady. A clearly lost lady, of course! So, since he needs to respect his elders...he approaches, waving his arms and clearly shocked.]

Ajumma, ajumma, this isn't a good store for you!!

LMFAO

[darntootinestmom]

[To say the least, Kitty is surprised when the young man approaches, waving his arms and saying words she does not recogniz-- Oh. There's some English!]

Well, I'm figuring that out! [She laughs and awkwardly glances at the vagina in a tube. It's like it's staring at her...] Are you sure this is a good store for you?

[ivegotseoul]

[Oh. Well, now he's feeling awkward now too. He's ashamed the nice older lady brought that up, butat any rate! He came to save her!]

I'm old enough, ajumma! I was looking, just....in case!

[darntootinestmom]

[Kitty furrows her eyebrows in confusion wondering what that strange word he keeps saying means.]

What on earth is an ajumma?

[ivegotseoul]

An ajumma is you! [He realises afterwardsthat he's taking to an American, and therrfore doesn't get it.] It's how we refer to ladies like you in Korea!

[darntootinestmom]

[Ladies like her. Well that's a flattering thought!]

Well, isn't that just sweet of you? [Token Kitty laugh.] So are you gonna kick me out of the store then? [Another laugh and this time a side eye at... the world's largest dildo...]

[whatthedick]

[ 005 time, Kitty. And Juliet is in there with a basket filled with fuzzy handcuffs and sexy underwear for god knows what reasons. She leans over Kitty's shoulder, blinking. Then sticks her tongue out in disgust ]

Yeah. Ew. [ she points at the display price ] And it's totally on sale today too! That's so gross. How would you even clean that?