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[kablam]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



this is a fan service meme!! post as your characters, anons (or not) reply with things they want your character to do with other characters!! oblige them or scream in horror. ship everything you've never wanted to ship. kill everyone you've wanted to kill. do it for ussss.

(original meme posted at graveyardsmash)

Comments

Nishinoya Yuu | Haikyuu!!

[succours]

[(Anonymous)]

go up to two people with your hair down

[succours]

That's so lame! ...okay, okay, I'll do it....

[hoasen]

[This is a butt touch fly-by.

Basically, you now see Vietnam quietly jogging along, as if she's exercising! However, no matter what angle you are turned towards, she will reach out and touch your butt.

Never mind that she's blushing like hell right now, THIS IS HELL.]

I-I'm sorry!!

[succours]

[HE SAID SUCH NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU, VIETNAM. Crumbles to dust in the wind...........]

[hoasen]

[NO DON'T DIE!!!]

N-noya?!

Re: Nishinoya Yuu | Haikyuu!!

[(Anonymous)]

teach someone who doesn't play volleyball how to ROLLING THUNDER

[succours]

Awesome!! I'm gonna do it right now!

[theorymaniac]

_{[ A part of this dare was to give someone a wedgie and that it would count if he failed, and what better way to fail than to ask beforehand?! ]}

Nishinoya-kun, I have...a request. I do hope you say no to this request since it is a dare.

_{[ A pause, giving him time to react if he wanted to. ]}

I have been dared to give a guy a wedgie, which is when you pull someone's undergarments outside of their clothing. Though, failure is an option so please tell me no.

EXCUSE YOU KELSIE

[succours]

What the hell?? No! I'm not lettin' you wedgie me! Besides, you did a shitty job of it anyway! You're supposed to be way more sneaky and not ask! Are you stupid?!

Now if you wanna do it you gotta fight me!! [COME AT HIM BRO......... ALL BARELY FIVE FEET OF HIM.]

LISTEN DAISY...

[theorymaniac]

What--?! I don't want to fight!! I can fail!! Just let me pretend that I'm trying to give you one--trust me! I don't want to do this!

_{[ Please do not fight him, smol child. ]}

THIS IS HARRASSMENT

[succours]

You wanna try it then prove yourself as a man and look like you really wanna do it!! C'mon, get serious!

[This isn't hard Rei just pick him up like an angry kitten or something.]

this is payback from the not beautiful selfie he took

[theorymaniac]

I could just pick you up, you know.

_{[ Rei sighed, really not wanting to try this at all, but he stepped forward like he was actually going to pick him up, not that he did just yet. ]}

ah... i have dug my own grave

[succours]

[The second Rei moves forward, Nishinoya ducks in case he reaches out to grab him and takes a wide step to the side in one single smooth, fluid motion. He's tiny but he has A+ reflexes.]

rip tbh....

[theorymaniac]

<sub>[ Rei didn't even have his arms out like he was going to pick him up, and honestly he was surprised just how quickly the other moved away.

...Maybe that counted as an attempt. ]</sub>

Well, it looks like I have failed this attempt! Such a shame! Haha!!

[serveivor]

[It'll come as a bit of a surprise, but Asahi pops up behind Noya and grips Noya under the armpits.]

I'm sorry about this!

[And with that, there's a small lift. Maybe one foot off the ground at most. And then he puts him right back down.]

1/2

[succours]

[Asahi's too fast for him to react much aside from letting out a small surprised squawk (just like a babby birb), but the next thing he knows he's a foot taller and then... he's back on the ground.

What.

He looks over his shoulder before turning right around.]

[succours]

Higher!!

[And he lifts his arms up. You heard him, pick him up again!!]

[serveivor]

[There's a moment of solid pause.

...because wat.]

Again?!

[He guesses he can... Noya isn't particularly heavy. Tucking his hands under his friend's arms again, he lifts him around two feet, then sets him down.] Like that?