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all aboard the hype train choo choo

THE FANSERVICE MEME

this is a fan service meme!! post as your characters, anons (or not) reply with things they want your character to do with other characters!! oblige them or scream in horror. ship everything you've never wanted to ship. kill everyone you've wanted to kill. do it for ussss.

(original meme posted at

graveyardsmash)

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_{[ A part of this dare was to give someone a wedgie and that it would count if he failed, and what better way to fail than to ask beforehand?! ]}

Nishinoya-kun, I have...a request. I do hope you say no to this request since it is a dare.

_{[ A pause, giving him time to react if he wanted to. ]}

I have been dared to give a guy a wedgie, which is when you pull someone's undergarments outside of their clothing. Though, failure is an option so please tell me no.

What the hell?? No! I'm not lettin' you wedgie me! Besides, you did a shitty job of it anyway! You're supposed to be way more sneaky and not ask! Are you stupid?!

Now if you wanna do it you gotta fight me!! [COME AT HIM BRO......... ALL BARELY FIVE FEET OF HIM.]

What--?! I don't want to fight!! I can fail!! Just let me pretend that I'm trying to give you one--trust me! I don't want to do this!

_{[ Please do not fight him, smol child. ]}

You wanna try it then prove yourself as a man and look like you really wanna do it!! C'mon, get serious!

[This isn't hard Rei just pick him up like an angry kitten or something.]

I could just pick you up, you know.

_{[ Rei sighed, really not wanting to try this at all, but he stepped forward like he was actually going to pick him up, not that he did just yet. ]}

[The second Rei moves forward, Nishinoya ducks in case he reaches out to grab him and takes a wide step to the side in one single smooth, fluid motion. He's tiny but he has A+ reflexes.]

_{[ Rei didn't even have his arms out like he was going to pick him up, and honestly he was surprised just how quickly the other moved away.

...Maybe that counted as an attempt. ]}

Well, it looks like I have failed this attempt! Such a shame! Haha!!

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all aboard the hype train choo choo

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EXCUSE YOU KELSIE

LISTEN DAISY...

THIS IS HARRASSMENT

this is payback from the not beautiful selfie he took

ah... i have dug my own grave

rip tbh....