[tdm + em] what keeps the pressure building, what takes your breath away?

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HELLO

[prekage]

[Uh-huh. How wily can a tortoise be?]

I bet you just forgot to watch him.

[Sorry Hong Kong...]

greetings and salutations small ninja

[bauhinia]

[ He's the Jackie Chan of tortoises (and an award-winning film producer, no, that's a lie), so what do you think? ]

I've got eyes like a hawk, so it can't be that.

[ EYES LIKE A HAWK ]

I don't understand half of what you just said but WHO'S SMALL

[prekage]

Ehhh...

[Naruto crosses his arms and squints at him, clearly skeptical.]

[prekage]

[And then a stroke of brilliance hits him.]

Whatever mister, I'll help you find him if you buy me ramen! The good stuff!

[bauhinia]

Ramen? [ He looks like he's thinking about it. ] Okay, if we find him, you can have as much ramen as you want, on me.

[ You think he doesn't know what he's getting into, but he's also loaded, so. ]

[prekage]

[SCOOORE.] It's a deal! You won't regret it--I'm a super awesome ninja! Something like this is easy for me! [Haha, suckerrrrr.]

Okay! [He points at Hong Kong, all ready for business now.] Where'd you last see 'im?

[bauhinia]

[ Sucker indeed. ] If you find him in the next hour, I'll make you ramen. From scratch. [ That's how confident he is in you, tiny ninja. ] Otherwise, I guess it's okay from a restaurant.

[ He turns in a semi-circle, pointing outward. ] That way, probably. [ He's pointing toward the residential area. ]

[prekage]

[From scratch, huh? Hong Kong better actually be a decent cook.] Either way is fine as long as it tastes good. And remember, as much as I want! [That's what you said, after all.]

[Undeterred by the vague explanation, Naruto immediately charges off in the indicated direction. Yeah, free ramen! Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Naruto...]

[bauhinia]

[ Wow, of course he is! He's an A+ cook. The most amazing to ever live. Your tastebuds will actually cry. ]

As much as you want. [ He's a man of his word, if nothing else. ]

So, you're a ninja, huh?

[ Gonna just follow you then, Mr. Super Awesome Ninja. Gonna just do that. ]

[prekage]

[Naruto's tastebuds have never cried before.]

Of course I am!

[He throws a grin over his shoulder.]

I'm one of the best in my village!

[By which he means he's better than some of the genin...]

[bauhinia]

[ They will. ]

The whole village? About how many people is that?

[ Hard-hitting questions. ]

[prekage]

[Uh, hope Hong Kong doesn't want a number.]

Lots! My village has a ton of strong guys in it.

[Are you impressed yet, mister?]

[bauhinia]

[ I suppose a general estimate will suffice. ]

So that's pretty normal where you live, yeah? [ St... rong... guys? ] Everyone comes from such interesting spots.

[ If he looks impressed, then you know something monumental has happened. ]

[prekage]

[Strong guys, you know! Ninja who can do cool things and... beat up other ninja.]

Ha, yeah! [He doesn't seem to hear Hong Kong's second comment.] But I'm gonna be the strongest! [Let's just get that one thing straight.]

[bauhinia]

[ Right. That's an important thing to do. Things to do. That's important to do. Yeah. ]

How d'you get to be the strongest? [ He needs details, man! Give him the deets. ]

[prekage]

You train really hard and learn lots of cool jutsu!

[And complete missions, such as the current one. Speaking of which, Naruto is still looking out for that tortoise, checking around buildings and behind trees and such as they talk. It's slow going though...]

[bauhinia]

[ Good luck, Naruto. Fight-o! ]

Techniques? [ You can almost see a question on his face there. ]

[prekage]

Yeah, different techniques like-- [There's a tiny, faint little signal going off in the back of his head, like the sound of a leaf landing on the ground, and Naruto has an extremely rare thought--maybe in this situation, as a ninja, he should exercise some of that... what was it called? Distraction? Destruction?]

Y'know, stuff.

[No wait, discretion, that's the word.]

[bauhinia]

"Stuff." [ Hong Kong knows some stuff. He knows a lot of stuff, actually. One of the things he knows is how to be a nosy butt. ]

Like ninja stuff, I'm guessing.

[prekage]

[Gah, Naruto sees through your incredibly sneaky plan, Hong Kong.]

Where'd you say you saw that tortoise guy last, again?

[bauhinia]

At home. [ He cocks his head. ] Or was it the office?

[ Don't worry, his sneaky plan has multiple parts! ]

[prekage]

[Freeze, spin around, glare.] You don't even remember? [Tch, the promise of free ramen was too good to be true. No-- he's not giving up yet! If this stupid tortoise that looks like Hacky Jam or whatever it was even exists, then he's gonna find it!]

Whatever, you're not any help at all!

[With that he spins on his heel and heads for the nearest building. A better view will give him the advantage. It's almost impressive, the confidence with which he plants his foot on the brick wall, like he's just gonna run straight up the side of it--]

[prekage]

[--and almost depressing the way he instantly falls flat on his back, his head hitting the ground with a thud.]

C-crap! [Ow ow ow ow clutching the back of his head and rolling around like an angry wounded cat now.] What's with this stupid place?!

[bauhinia]

[ Sorry, Naruto, Hong Kong is just going to Observe you for a sec here. Walkin' over and looking down on his new tortoise tracker. ] You okay there?

[ He extends a hand, just in case Naruto needs any help getting up.

Not sayin' he does! But, you know.

If he did. ]

[prekage]

[Hnngh, that really hurt but he gets his flailing under control quickly, determined not to look like too much of an idiot too late, Naruto, too late. He pushes himself back into a sitting position, grumbling and ignoring Hong Kong's hand.]

I forgot my chakra's all messed up here...

[That's not something you should be forgetting, kid...]