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[adnihilo]

Oh my. [Arianna stares at the deer in surprise. She giggles a little as if she's amused.]

It looks delicious. [Her priorities right now are somewhat questionable. The deer just looks like a tasty meal to her! Venison is her favorite.]

Just look at how large it is! Deer should be eaten with asparagus. Can we eat some for dinner, Sir Flavio?

[No. The answer is always no.]

[treeclimbing]

[YOU'RE RIGHT THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO]

Do you seriously think the two of us can take it on by ourselves?! We don't even have the old man here to tank the hits for us!

[He's just a squishy survivalist he doesn't have the HP or the defense to take a hit from a deer......#BackRowProblems]

[adnihilo]

You're right. It'll be impossible for us to take it on alone. May I suggest something?

I believe that we can avoid it if we tread safely, Sir Flavio.

[Arianna can heal them but what good will that do if they're both dead.......RIP]

[treeclimbing]

Yeah, I was thinking of just trying to avoid it too, but...there's nothing we can hide behind.

[The deer glances in their general direction and Flavio makes a sound not unlike a frightened Pomeranian as he ducks further behind the mailbox. It's a terrible hiding place, all things considered, but at least it's something???]

We just have to make sure not to be noticed...what if we used those things as a disguise and just sort of went around it?

[He gestures to the trash cans set out next to the street. He doesn't know what they're for, otherwise he'd never have suggested Arianna, a literal princess, climb into a garbage can.........please don't tell Fafnir about this when they get back, Arianna........]

[adnihilo]

A splendid idea! We shall do as you say and hide behind these objects.

[Look, she's naive and doesn't know any better. Into the trash they go! It's okay, she won't tell Fafnir. This is secret between them. Arianna sounds way too thrilled right now. She knows deers can be dangerous, but being with Flavio is fun. ]

1/2

[treeclimbing]

[AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS HAVING A GOOD TIME. Flavio's desperate to keep himself and Arianna safe from this vicious, unrelenting creature.]

This would be so much easier if they had a royal guard or something. The technology is seriously advanced here, but I guess not even that can keep them safe from deer.

[Flavio is holding the garbage can over his head like some sort of trash shield.

This is the worst thread I've ever done.]

When it's not looking, let's try to make a run for it...

2/2

[treeclimbing]

[The deer takes a step or two away from Flavio and Arianna, still intent on devouring the entire lawn.]

Okay, now!

[Flavio makes a break for it, keeping an eye on the deer, ready to drop the garbage can over himself if it sees him. He can only hope that Arianna's following suit.]

[adnihilo]

[Don't worry she is. As soon as they enter the trash bin she makes a strange face. ]

What's that grotesque smell? Perhaps this wasn't such a wise idea after all.

[Now she's a little disappointed, but hey. At least they deer won't catch them here. They're safe for now. It'll stay that way until one of them decides to move.]

[treeclimbing]

[He's trying his best...........]

I-It's still better than getting gored by that thing!

[That "thing" is still preoccupied with eating, though it's moved onto a flower garden by now.

...It does smell pretty bad, though, now that she mentions it. He hadn't been entirely sure what these huge cans were for, but he's starting to get some idea, now...there's no city garbage disposal in High Lagaard, so garbage cans this big aren't really a thing, but in High-Tech Future Land maybe they just make more trash? So it follows they'd need...bigger trash cans...

...Part of him considers just not telling Arianna, but he'd feel worse about that. She's sort of a sheltered person, so isn't it part of his job as her escort to make sure she's aware of her surroundings...]

...Uh...that said, I'm pretty sure we're hiding in the garbage, so...sorry about that. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and all.

[adnihilo]

It's Alwryt. [The smell is too overwhelming for the little princess. She coughs a few times before she decides to hold her nose. Flavio might have a difficult time trying to understand her while she's busy gagging at the scent.]

Sor Flovio? [No... now she's holding her breath. This is literally the worst. It's true. Don't die Arianna...!! ]