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[goddamnironman]

SPIN THE BOTTLE

BASIC RULES: 1. comment with your character (name | canon | preference in the subject) 2. rng that shit (level + option) 3. sloppy makeouts and tender feelings are had note: younger characters (you know who you are) pleaseee refrain from picking the more inappropriate options, thank you! TAME: 1. tell that person a secret 2. kiss (cheek/forehead/somewhere chaste) 3. hold hands 4. hug 5. sit on lap MODERATELY AWKWARD: 1. kiss on the mouth (deep kiss) 2. give a hickey (neck) 3. straddle/sit on except more indecently 4. "butt grabs" ie light fondling/touching (through clothing) 5. whisper something dirty to them RAUNCHY SHIT: 1. touch inappropriately-- how inappropriately is up to you 2. tell them something dirty enough to make them react (blush/get aroused/idk) 3. full on makeout, if there are no tongues it doesn't count 4. lap... dance..... 5. xxx (xcuse me i don't mean 2 b rude but 2nite i'm fuking u)

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Ren Jinguji | Uta no Prince-sama

[jusco]

1-5

[tsuniya]

[ To be honest, it isn't the worst option on there. Even so: ] No.

[jusco]

You scared?

[tsuniya]

I don't see a point in it.

[jusco]

Then hurry up and get it over with.

[ He's already given you a hickey, Tokiya. Really. Really ]

[tsuniya]

[ That was that and this is this. ] You're not even sitting.

[ Arms crossed!! ]

1-5... what. Is Ren dressed as Santa right now?

[gemidenied]

[ Jumps on Ren's lap. ]

yes

[jusco]

Woah there!

[ Dude Natsuki is def bigger than him. Trying not to fall over and idk. uses one hand to make sure Natsuki doesn't either. ]

Santa, I want a pony, and a kitty, and a birdy, and a doggy, and a cowy, and a beary and a--

[gemidenied]

[ And clearly just to not topple over, Natsuki ends up hanging one of his arms on Ren's shoulders.

Fortunately they are not the fan preferred couple and there won't be any doujins in Comiket any time soon.

your wife won't get mad, right?]

--And a pretty dress for Syo-chan?

[jusco]

[ let's hope not

Oh so they can do things like this safely without worrying about crazy fangirls coming up with raunchy porn. Good good.

Patting his back! ] You comfy?

Yes! And an Easy Bake Oven!

[gemidenied]

Yup!

[ See, this wasn't too bad, wasn't it?

It's just like sitting on his father's lap, only Ren was his age, was not his dad, and would probably be killed by a bear if he went near it. ]

2 & 1

[ochibi]

[ have all his eye twitching, ren.

he can't just -- give up his first kiss to an impure beast like you!! ]

[jusco]

[ At first he just waits by standing there, but then he realizes oh.

So he pulls out a chair from hammerspace and sits himself down, looking expectantly at Syo.

c'mon kid!!! ]

[ochibi]

[ wow no

why don't you -- look more horrified over this? ]

Oi! You don't expect me to actually do this, do you?!

[jusco]

Of course I do. A man doesn't back down from a challenge, does he?

[ochibi]

[ are you sure you want to put challenge and syo in the same sentence, ren? because he's going to do it.

he can be just as suwave as you, ren!! ok now for some obligatory fade in and fade out text because I can. ]

1-4

[ex_husband711]

[HUG YOUR FATHER. C'MON. HUG IT OUT.]

[jusco]

[ URGH. ARE YOU SERIOUS.

Don't wanna hug papa. This isn't papa. This guy is weird.

Inches a little closer... can he get out of this... ]

[ex_husband711]

[So serious, can't you tell???

He has accepted his fate as the role of team mom father #2 so he's down for the hugs. With arms wide open, etc. etc.]

[jusco]

[ SIGH. FINE.

Coming in for a good solid man hug. With a pat on the back and everything. And then just pulls back like it never happened ever what is fatherly love ]

[ex_husband711]

[This is the manliest of hugs. But you get a hair ruffle after HA! HA!]

Not bad, right?

1-2

[heirjirikawa]

[ . . .

can we quit? but nnggh not a quitter =A= but he doesn't want to kiss JINGUJI either ]

[jusco]

[ oh jeez as far as we know this is just going to end up in some sort of competition

aka very badly ]

Heh. I never even thought a day like this would ever come. [ And I wish it hadn't! ]

[heirjirikawa]

[ he'd rather wrestle with lions every day than do this.

tsuntsuntsun ]

Who in their right minds would even expect a day like this to come?

[jusco]

No one. [ Pointedly.

Waiting for the moment of impact. Bracing self. ]