TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[dieharder]

I honestly hope you didn't find a way to get near the animals because I'm not gonna jump in there to get you

[livefaster]

SIMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAA REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[dieharder]

Mikey please

just stop

[livefaster]

I am stopped

still

i mean still

[dieharder]

good

I'm almost there ok?

[livefaster]

bring penauts

[dieharder]

I don't have any peanuts and you're not feeding the elephants

[livefaster]

but they're giving me kisses

only polite

[dieharder]

ew gross dude

that's their snot, you know that right

[livefaster]

idk its pretty dry

maybe itll let me climb over

fyi he's running over there now.

[dieharder]

MIKE N O

WAIT for me ok 5 minutes!!!

yes good

[livefaster]

HURRY UP HE'S LYIN DOWN

[dieharder]

right right

and we're not climbing on top of him so forget it

[livefaster]

COME ON

Hey

Chuckles

I can see you Chuckles

[dieharder]

ok you can stop texting now

[livefaster]

HI CHUCKLES

[dieharder]

YOU CAN STOP TEXTING I CAN SEE YOU TOO

AND GET OFF THE ELEPHANT RIGHT NOW HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU

[livefaster]

It's you

or the elephant

tough choice

i'm doing action w/e

[dieharder]

[whispering because sleeping(???) elephant]

You gotta be kidding me! Mike, get down here!

yes!

[livefaster]

[Nope, just enjoying the moonlight.

About this time Mike's befriended half the animals around]

What? No way, dude, it's you or the elephant. He gives me trunk smooshes.

[dieharder]

[seriously hoping it hits your drunk face like a big pizza pie]

I told you it's not smooches bro, he's wiping his snot on your face.

[livefaster]

Well, it's still friendly.

[A pat pat on the top of the elephant's head. It sighs as if he's going "yes yes, go on, you silly drunk kid".]

Nothing can be called trust like being able to wipe your snot on your friend, right?

[dieharder]

[All Chuck hears is something along the lines of 'I am going to crush you with my bodyweight'.]

Right. So I'll wipe my snot on you too if that makes you happy. Okay? Just come down.

[livefaster]

[:º]

Really?

[dieharder]

[.... ew, Mike.]

Really. So now will you come down from the elephant?