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TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

TEST DRIVE MEME

WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

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[On a scale of 1 to Alzeid in impressed she's at about an Alzeid on the toilet. However her mouth's curved into the teeniest of smiles that's just growing and growing until she's chuckling openly, reaching over to pinch his cheek lightly]

PFFFT! That look...pouting like a five year old with contraceptives on your face, what a gift.

[She leads him down the street, A Very Large Problem in itself, bags in hand] I'm sorry dear, but you just can't fixate on a grown man like that. It's in bad taste for your complex. You'll have to find someone else to pick on. Maybe a neighbor? Or the local bully?

Edited 2013-07-29 06:14 (UTC)

It's hard to find someone else that can get roped into wearing a maid outfit after losing a bet, let me tell you.

[ RIP, alzeid's dignity. he figures he can shittalk the guy all he wants while he's not here-- that doesn't sit well with him, the not being here thing (he has promises to keep), but as long as they keep talking about him, he's here, right?

the smile that comes is a little less obnoxious, a little more sincere, as he lights up his cig. ]

But I guess I can find a substitute. Anyone been difficult with you recently, Rahzel? No one going after your cute butt? As your personal guardian, I must know. ♥

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's not that easy to tie bows in a grown man's hair while he sleeps and get away with it. Or have fights about fried chicken night with a grown ass man or--

[Dammit. There's a sour taste in her mouth and a tightness in her chest that she's fully blaming both her idiots for. Anything's better than admitting it outloud, the phantom limb that's missing and whole somewhere, still giving off tingles of pain every moment. "We sink or swim together." Toge-- So instead she fishes around for a box of candy with good cheer]

I believe in you, Hi-tan! Fight-o! Find a piece of crap worthy of you! [Eyebrow] Since when did you become my personal guardian? I didn't get the memo, I'm afraid. Hmmm...nope, I can't say any candidates come to mind. I've made acquaintances through bully- I mean through hard work with lots of people. You're gonna have to try harder at making friends if you wanna catch up, Hi-tan~

[ he's abundantly aware of the inconvenience of his presence-- after all, it's easier, having nothing instead of just 50%, easier to deal with a momentary searing pain than a dull one that lasts for ages.

and, in a way, he feels apologetic, not that he'll ever tell her. that's insulting, and he knows that his princess has her pride; she's a strong girl, she doesn't need his apologies, and, selfishly? he'd rather have his 50% than nothing at all. he never claimed to be selfless.

so, instead of addressing an actual issue, he laughs. ]

I'm not interested in contributing to a sausagefest, though. Guys are gross, remember? And I don't bully girls.

[She knows in his own way Baroqueheat misses him too. It's a helpless, automatic kneejerk: the reminder. She knows, she understands, but it makes her want to punch him just a little bit. Was she better off when she was alone? She could immerse herself in other crap and run and run from the people surrounded by their homeworld loved ones and run from herself and run and now-- she can't. He's here now. A reminder but also a saving grace-- Jesus, Baroqueheat, a grace of anything.

She munches thoughtfully on the sa-weeeet sweet and grabs his hand. He's here now. Her mouth dips into a scowl]

You're going to exchange those sausages and you're going to like it! You don't want to be labeled as a sexist, do you? They'll send you weird things in the mail, like chest hair. Bad enough I'm going to have to come get you from the big house for sexual harassment.

[ and, well. as much as his past dictates most of his life, rahzel takes that hand (the tattoo's useless here, sorry natsume) and pulls him into the present. it's what's so great about her, really.

he grins, swings that hand back and forth like a dad taking his daughter out for a picnic, and it might be touching if he

didn't bring that hand back to pat her ass....... moment ruiner extraordinaire. ]

Maybe I'll just get into trouble so you can bail me out. You'd love to see me in handcuffs, right?

--Ah, the chest hair's a no-go, though...

[Rahzel manages the gentle, serene smile of an innocent maiden all the while yanking Baroqueheat's arm nearly out of it's socket. She can always count on him to completely shit on moments like these. But then again, she was a little grateful, maybe.]

I'll wait for the trial basis dropping of the soap three times before I gather the money for that, of course! I hope you can wait for me in butt hell, Hi-tan~ [She flutters her eyelashes, smile pure ice]

Chest hair is good for you. But if that's how you feel then your only option is making friends with the other kids in your class. Be a good boy.

[ scream... the cig falls out of his mouth as he tries to stop his body from being torn in two (he dies a gruesome death in every other tag, this is going to be canon), pained half-smile ("ow ow ow ow rahzel ow ow ow") making way for a stupidly annoying pout. ]

If it has a dick and talks like it has a dick and has a dick and has a dick, Hi-tan doesn't wanna.

[ as if this will endear himself to his cause?? hi-tan please ]

It's like-- you know how animal tamers get really defensive over their lions and stuff, right? Guys are all animal tamers, with their lions and tigers hiding in their pants, so we all get defensive and shitty about who has the best one, and--

Edited 2013-07-29 08:59 (UTC)

--Not that I'm gonna drop my pants in front of another guy.

[ JUST. TO CLEAR THAT UP. ]

Those aren't ruby slippers, don't rub them together three times, you idiot! You're a dick!! So take it like a man! [Hard yank to emphasize!

Rahzel is incredibly sympathetic....to non-sleazebags.]

Hi-tan...it's no wonder you were in the circus, then. I had no idea your dedication went that far to all those tigers out there. It's inspiring~ [Yank yank!!] But you projected something really gross upon something really fun so I'm going to have to hurt you.

...Then is a bear a- you know what, go to hell, immediately. I'm going to give you a pink slip and you're going to be in detention with the old teacher with the flat butt and crows feet on her forehead. And her ruler won't be fun.

I'm just telling you the sad facts of being a male.

[ he says, as if 99.999999% of the things that come out of his mouth isn't pure bullshit. he implores you, rahzel, he really does...! ]

--And, just for the record, I'd take that ruler willingly and happily. ♥

[ tickles the inside of her palm with his fingers like a disgusting sleazebag ]

[Gladly crunches those fingers like a precious princess~ She hears his pleas and answers them with the sweet melody of his screams of agony]

I'm just telling you the sad facts of being a disgusting worm with your worm, you worm bait.

[She doesn't let go of his hand, though] Even if she's an old crone and has saggy boobs hanging down to her knees? My, my, you're a true role model of our generation. I hope she chokes you with that ruler~

Edited 2013-07-29 23:28 (UTC)

Saggy balls can burn in hell, but saggy boobs are still endearing to my heart!

[ because ageing is a right and a privilege-- maybe he's bitter, maybe he's not. rahzel's a smart girl, maybe she knows.

he'll need a cast tomorrow morning to put all those fingers back in place, but hi-tan's gonna take what he can get... ]

You can write that on my gravestone, if kinky teacher kills me with her ruler.

Endearing as they flow in the breeze and whap you in the face? I don't know if I should applaud for your un-extinguishable spirit or vomit.

[She squeezes his hand gently now, entwining their fingers. Maybe indeed.]

PSH! You kids thinking we grow money trees in the back yard. I'll have enough for "Baron Obscene Shithead" on it. Besides, I won't be the one dictating that stuff, since we'll all drown together, remember?

What, you won't have a royal memorial built for me in the back of your yard?! "Here lies Hi-tan, the most handsome guy in the world: he loved saggy tits as much as he hated saggy balls."

[ it's grossly domestic here, with the town's white-picket-fences and cars for each 'family', but hi-tan doesn't mind it too much-- maybe branowen would be happy for him. he kinda misses her.

another swing of the held hand. ]

And no way, you're gonna use my bloated corpse to float back to land.

[ he says so just to aggravate her, what a dick!!!! ]

That's too many characters long. It goes by the letter, you know. "Here Lies Hi-tan, he sucked proverbial balls". I ought to wash your mouth out with soap.

[She can't help the laugh that's tugged out of her, damn him. It was kind of nice. Maybe. A little.

Until she's huffing and frowning at him. not amused, dick-tan!!!]

No way! That hasn't been approved for this maiden voyage! There was no bottle smashing! We sink or swim together. I'll never die and I won't let you bozos die either. That's that. You might need a punch to help your memory, Hi-tan.

Edited 2013-07-30 10:39 (UTC)

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TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

Always in public...it'll build character fufufufufu...kukukuku? mwahaha?

I DONT THINK I'M READY FOR THIS CHARACTER ARC

YOU ARE READY, MY CHILD! I believe in u. listen 2 ur heart

WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR...

Even I dont know the answer to that. You'll have to wait and see ;)

cries a little, cries a lot...

cries with you so much...what have I done....

at this point i dont even know what i'm doing anymore, 1/2...

2/2...

you are doing greatness that's what, jfC

I KEEP ALMOST TAGGING YOU ON BUNNY'S ACCT 1/2 aGAIN

no subject

IF BUNNY WAS RUBBING DICKS TOGETHER TO GET BACK HOME TO KANSAS....

oh my god GOODBYE WORLD, GOODBYE LIFE

YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEE! SOBS INTO MY HANDS

BANI'S DICK IS OFF LIMITS FOR CONVERSATION, YOU CROSSED THAT LINE

YOU STARTED IT!!! SORT OF!! his dick is crossing every line where have you been