EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

[oldmodel]

TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

Comments

[devilcool]

Get it? It's because "eyes" and "lies" rhyme!

[ clearly, you must not have. ]

[boings]

[ THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE! what does rhyming have to do with anything?!

but congratulations, buddy, it seems your weirdness is so extreme, it's exasperated the customer enough that he's just walking away now, shaking his head. ]

H-Hey, come back, you didn't buy anything yet...!

[ GDI ZENKICHI, SHE'S ON COMMISSION HERE. ]

You! First you stalk me, now you're ruining my sales?!

[devilcool]

Heh! That's just the cold hand of justice raining down upon you!

[ which also doesn't make any sense, but whatever. ]

That's right! Unless you give me some of your sausages, I'll stay here and continue scaring off all your customers!

[ now he really is a stalker... ]

[boings]

Forget it! I'm not going to negotiate with terrorists! Get away from me or I'll call security on you!

[ or smash your camera, whatever... ]

[devilcool]

Don't underestimate me! Where I'm from, they call me the Sausage Bandit!

[ no one has ever called him such a thing. ]

No mere security guards could possibly get between me and what I want! If sausage is involved, I'll never back down.

[ unfortunately he's probably not going to run away if you smash his nonexistent camera... though if the triumphant toradora music starts to play, zenkichi is probably fucked. ]

[boings]

[ ... are you even a real person, zenkichi. ]

What kind of freak tries so hard for some dumb sausages anyway? Hey — you're not like a maniac, are you?!

[devilcool]

[ no, he's a fictional character, but you definitely don't want to start fourth wall breaking with him. shit will get real. ]

I... I don't know, I just want them for some reason! [ a reason that is clear to everyone except him. ] I'm not a maniac! ...I'm not even sure what you mean!

[boings]

Ugh, fine, whatever sausage freak. [ she shoves the plate at his chest. ] Just take them!

[devilcool]

...now I don't even want them anymore!