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kei tsukishima | haikyuu

[havent]

HOUSING GATE.

[ walking through these cookie-cutter houses was incredibly frustrating. his name is tsukishima kei, not hinata shoyo. this means that he was a hell lot better at him outside of things not concerning volleyball, therefore he shouldn't be getting lost in the suburbs when he was just well on his way to a very important match.

the key he'd found on his pocket tells him he's in holly heights. there's not much else he can do with that because he has no idea where this place even is. he wanders aimlessly around, glaring at everything and anything that passes by and trying to find someone whom he recognizes from home. ]

SHOPPING GATE.

[ he's going to the sports shop. he's going to be staring at volleyballs. if it's not clear that he's a player yet, just look at his jersey.

on the other hand, if you catch him looking at a cake shop he'll deny that he's interested in any of the cakes displayed. ]

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.

[ you can tag me with whatever!!! ]

[kablam]

[ WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, TSUKISHIMA YOU WANNA FIGHT !!!!!!!!!

hinata does in fact only think about volleyball, which is why he's on his way to the sports center this afternoon! he's supposed to be meeting up with kageyama for spiking practice, and he's practically skipping at the thought of getting to go play when he stops in his tracks, skidding as he spots a familiar, very tall, very grumpy figure. ]

T....sukishima? [ ...teammates!! ] Oii!! Tsukishima!! That you?!

[havent]

[ wow he almost didn't see where that voice is coming from !!!!!

that voice is unmistakeable, however, so after locating where it was - and finding out that it's precisely who he thought it was (but either way, why were they here, how, and when do they get out - ), he glares at the shrimp. ]

I heard you the first time.

Why are you here?

[kablam]

Wha--why am I here, why are you here?!

[ hinata's been here, okay!! he points at tsukishima, waving his arm around. he almost missed you for like .2 seconds! still, its at least good to see a teammate...even if it's tsukishima... ] Did you just show up?!

[havent]

Obviously. And if I can tell you how I got here, I would've already.

[ which means that hinata has an idea of things as much as he does. great. he glances at the houses around the area, and then turns to hinata again - ]

Do you live here now? For how long?

[kablam]

Yeah! Uhhh....like, two months, I think. [ glancing down at his fingers to count how many volleyball matches he's played since he came, honestly... ] You got kidnapped by the Landlord!! Like the rest of us!! You woke up on somebody's lawn chair, right?

[havent]

[ if looks can kill. kei tries to think of what reasons someone would want to kidnap a six foot tall middle blocker from karasuno and comes up with - nothing, he's not even popular or loud enough to make a ruckus and the idea that someone's this invested with him is stupid enough as it is.

two months in this cookie cutter place? kei thinks he's going to .... get bored the hell out of his mind. ]

That's great. [ is his dry response. ]

I suppose there's no way of negotiating with the landlord to make a return? I kind of need to be somewhere else. [ glaring at him, as if he hadn't been doing that already, and as if it'd make a difference to hinata anyway - ] As you should be, as well.

[kablam]

--Oh!! Hey!! What's the last thing you remember, Tsukishima?!

[ "kind of need to be somewhere else" catches his interest immediately, because everyone feels like they're all over the place. as of right now, it's only him, captain and sugawara that remember anything about spring high, and seriously, hinata cannot keep secrets forever. in fact, he's mostly done nothing but blab about the future to everyone he's met, so... ] Did we beat Ushiwaka?!?!

[ #priorities also no bc not even the manga's that far ahead of you, hinata ]

[havent]

[ he raises an eyebrow at him, and then replies with - ]

I don't know.

And frankly, I don't see how we're supposed to beat him if we're biding our time here instead.

[kablam]

[ makes a stankface omg you're literally the least helpful person IN THE UNIVERSE, TSUKISHIMA he just wants to know if they can beat ushiwaka or not!!! ]

Keh... [ but that's okay he will help you with all of your pressing questions about this place because he's a good guy like that ] Time's weird here!! It's like, we all get kidnapped here and time just stops at home. So when we go back, it's like we never even missed anything!

[havent]

[ chapters are released once a week calm your volleytits crowchild.

and that .... makes absolutely no sense to him and sounds like the same kind of talk he'd hear from hanging out with either kuroo or bokuto, but there's no reason for him not to believe it when it's all he's got to go on with. ]

I see.

In that case, my answer's still the same. [ that is, he doesn't know. kei only believes in what he saw, which is that they're still fighting. a tilt of the head. how should he describe this - ] But we haven't lost, and we're doing the best we can. We don't intend to stay behind them for too long.

[kablam]

[ NOT FAST ENOUGH ]

Oh--!! [ hinata brightens up pretty much immediately, clutching his fists in front of him. ] So we were playing Shiratorizawa! Good!! Kageyama like--he doesn't even remember that! The last thing he remembers us doing is losing to Seijou. Which is crazy, cause that was like--forever ago!!

[ as you can see this place continues to make zero sense and hinata is probably the worst person to ask for an explanation about it. ] Weird, right?

because someone needs to beat him up, tbh

[bcups]

( it is the cake shop where riko catches him.. but she sees the uniform, and she knows he's an athlete right away. she sneaks up, so sneaky, and then she takes her best coach stance. arms over her chest, and there is an air of intimidation about her that pretty much most every athlete she's ever met cowers at. too bad tsuki has no feelings amirite... )

Hey. Those aren't nutritionally sound for an athlete in training!

how mean .....

[havent]

[ he's annoyed that someone even managed to creep up on him and tell him off from the cake-eating path, so all he says to her in reply, laughing a bit, is - ]

That's nice, but I really don't care.

[ he may be a dick, but he's a dick with strong feelings regarding the cake life. ]

well........ LOL WRONG ACCOUNT???

[bcups]

( riko's a little surprised. it reminds her of when kagami first started. he was cocky and rude, too! she wonders if this kid's been in america. hmph. she doesn't allow her face to show any of the reaction, though. just becomes more stern. )

We have a sports club here. If you get flabby, you might not make it.

i was scared for a moment that he was being mean to a senpai!!!!

[havent]

[ kei matches her stern face, his own just as equally determined in defending his life choices. ]

So I'm told. Players can have their own indulgences as well. Mine happens to be cake.

he still is B) he just doesn't know it...

[bcups]

( . . . riko's eye actually twitches. he needs to prepare for pummeling. too bad he doesn't know her that well.... )

But do you make up for that cake with training? ( and she's scanning him. literally. for his musculature and the numbers. ANALYZER'S EYE. ) -- You need more protein. Your legs are long, but your shins are weak.

[havent]

I do.

[ he doesn't really feel obligated to divulge his training habits to this random girl who just decided to attack him over his dietary choices, so a lot of his responses are more on the terse side. ]

I hope you don't try and pick up guys randomly by commenting on their shins.

[bcups]

( . . . riko reacts... violently. and loudly. ) I'm a coach! I can spot a talented athlete from a mile away, and I can look at you once and know your strengths and weaknesses! I'm not -- ( BLUSH - ) I don't try to pick up guys at all! Especially not rude ones I've just met who waste their time on nutritionally unsound desserts!

[havent]

[ a palpable hit. kei leers. ]

Oh. But if I was the type to eat properly and exercise daily, I suppose it's another matter entirely, isn't it?

If you're worried about your words being ignored - they're not. I hear what you're saying. [ he's going to at least concede that she may have some talents on taking care of athletes, if she's really as passionate of her work as she shows.

however, her personality type isn't exactly something he likes. it's too similar to the hotheaded idiots in his team, and he reacts badly to people being persistent about things the first time around. ] That being said, you're not getting in the way of me and my cake.

[bcups]

Don't flatter yourself. ( hmpf. what a cocky dickface. he's like aomine only not as likable. then again, she's never seen him on the court. )

( taps. toe. ) You're new around here, aren't you?

[havent]

I am.

[ is it that obvious. ] I suppose you've been around long enough to take stock of athletes around this place.

[ you need a better hobby. ]

[bcups]

( yeah it is because she knows all the athletes not really but who cares she may as well at this point she makes it her business to nag everyone about basketball... ) Mm, well, I'm the coach of the basketball club! So...