cocktailparty | hey! i think you're really cool, i like you a lot! we should hang out or something

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Those are mine.

[Still, rather than put up a fight, Furuya just does the one thing he knows he's good at: he pitches. Even faster. Of course, this means any semblance of control is gone, but he is burning through the crate.

~~Eijun actually has an advantage because being SHORT AS HELLLLLL means he's closer to the crate.~~]

Baseball is for everyon- [ You're pitching while he's yapping! ] GAAAh! I'll pitch more than you for sure!

[ And so Eijun begins pitching too. As fast as he can. Really, as fast as he can. >(

~~DID YOU JUST DIG AT HIS HEIGHT? WATCH HIM GET THOSE BALLS FASTER THAN YOU. SOMEHOW.~~ ]

[Baseball is for everyone, but an ace pitching number is for one person alone. Everyone else can have batting practice while Furuya pitches.

Or NOT. Wow, RUDE SAWAMURA. Definitely way ruder than hoarding all the baseballs in the first place. Furuya can't really pitch any faster than this and his head start is starting to show, but dammit, he's not stopping now.]

You can't, I'm too far ahead now.

Watch me! Very soon I'll have more balls out there than you! JUST YOU WATCH FURUYA!

[ Pitch pitch pitch. Eijun sure ain't rude, he's just a pitcher. And balls are pitchers' property!! Or something like that.

~~But how do you know which balls were pitched by Furuya and which weren't by Eijun?~~]

[Joke's on you, Sawamura, Furuya... actually is kind of watching you. The pauses between his pitches are getting a little longer every time. What's stamina, precious?]

The more you throw, the more you have to clean up.

[Assuming they somehow figure out whose are whose. Or assuming Furuya doesn't take off for a nap and leave Eijun to clean them all up. Which he'd never do. Of course not.]

[ ARE YOU JELLY FURUYA? :D :D :D ....and you wanna slow down huh huh? ]

I CAN PICK ALL THE BALLS UP AND THROW ALL THE BALLS!

[ I think Eijun just answered this.... ]

[Y--NO. Just observing the competition. That's it. Totally not taking a breather.]

... If you say so. I'll keep going, then.

[Because if Eijun's cleaning up then he definitely has to help make that more difficult.]

I'm gonna keep pitching until you're tired! Hah!

[ Or run out of balls. ]

Bet you're tired already! Gyahaha!

[ ~~How should I write Eijun's laugh...?~~ ]

[How to get him to keep going without letting on that he's already tired... Furuya's just going to count on Eijun not noticing while he keeps pitching.]

I'm not tired. I can go for the rest of the day.

[No he can't.

~~I need to listen to it again but gyahahaha works!~~]

I can go longer than that! And a- crap. There's no more balls!

[ And when they run out of balls, they can ruuuuuun..... ]

You shouldn't throw at night, you can't see.

[Pause. No more balls. Well then.

Furuya, don't sit down in the pitching box, that's rude... nope, there he goes.]

I definitely threw more than you.

[ Oh, Eijun knows there's that possibility. Especially since Furuya was here first... but-- ]

NO WAY! A-anyway... I can definitely pick up balls faster than you and throw more! Hah!

[Furuya's sitting up a little straighter now. Sure, he can see that it's foolish to get suckered into helping clean this up. This is a Tom Sawyer situation if there ever was one, and he's not getting tricked into working.

Probably.]

My arms and legs are longer.

[This is, apparently, enough of an explanation, but he's still paying very close attention.]

I'm still faster! [ Definitely starts picking up balls and gathering them in his arms. ]

Actually... - hah! I've got another basket! I'm gonna put all the balls I pick up in this one and then have more balls to throw!!

[Yeah, that's generally how cleaning up goes. You pick things up and then have more to throw. Never change, Sawamura.

Even so... Furuya makes sure he's got his hand on the handle to one of his own baskets.]

I was two baskets ahead when you got here.

Well I'm gonna be THREE baskets ahead of you once I finish picking these balls up!!!

[ Speeds up pick up pick up pick up - put in basket - ]

Don't you dare steal from my basket, Furuya!!! [ He says in the middle of unloading into his basket... he looks at Furuya suspiciously............ ]

[Furuya hasn't even stood up ~~yet~~, you need to calm down, Sawamura. He does pull his own basket closer, though.]

I don't need to. You won't catch me.

[Fidget. Fiiiiidget. The instant Sawamura's back is turned, he's standing up and starting to collect balls again.]

[ Eijun picks 'em up, deposits-- and then he turns! ... Eyes Furuya warily again-- The guy's totally collecting balls again ... ]

Definitely.... picking up more balls than you.

[ He reiterates. Because. ]

hey! i think you're really cool, i like you a lot! we should hang out or something

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I only have two icons that can fully express his WAAAH

Eijun needs a paid just for all the WAAAAAAAAAH

WAAAH AND WHOASSSS!

Furuya has two expressions, awake and asleep ;_;

and baseball? :'D

And baseball. And a couple more, I went hunting.

yay baseball expressionsss!

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