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❝ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ ❞ ([personal profile] goddamnironman) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty2012-05-04 10:27 pm

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SPIN THE BOTTLE



BASIC RULES:
1. comment with your character (name | canon | preference in the subject)
2. rng that shit (level + option)
3. sloppy makeouts and tender feelings are had

note: younger characters (you know who you are) pleaseee refrain from picking the more inappropriate options, thank you!

TAME:
1. tell that person a secret
2. kiss (cheek/forehead/somewhere chaste)
3. hold hands
4. hug
5. sit on lap

MODERATELY AWKWARD:
1. kiss on the mouth (deep kiss)
2. give a hickey (neck)
3. straddle/sit on except more indecently
4. "butt grabs" ie light fondling/touching (through clothing)
5. whisper something dirty to them

RAUNCHY SHIT:
1. touch inappropriately-- how inappropriately is up to you
2. tell them something dirty enough to make them react (blush/get aroused/idk)
3. full on makeout, if there are no tongues it doesn't count
4. lap... dance.....
5. xxx (xcuse me i don't mean 2 b rude but 2nite i'm fuking u)

sweden | axis powers hetalia | open (why)

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
paluszki: ((omgwtf) we have to pick mushrooms!!!)

5-3...dear god, rng. why have you forsaken me?

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Poland's...not sure he can do this. He really isn't sure he can do this. Face Russia? Sure. Face Prussia? Sure.

MAKE OUT WITH SWEDEN? UM THIS IS THE HARDEST THING HE'S EVER HAD TO DO.]

it wants my goodies

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Staring.

Very, very, VERY Do Not Want staring because you're not Finland you can't have this!!!!!

Can we opt out with a hug or something? Call a truce? Oh well, he's. Just going to wait and not move because this is just a whole new level of awkward.]
paluszki: ((shy) noooo.)

nobody wants those, sweden.

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, he doesn't want this either. He didn't ask for this. This isn't what he wanted in life!

But that staring is making him stay frozen. He's now too scared to move. Way to go, Sweden.]

that's a lie everyone, wants a taste of stockholm!!

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope nope nope, noping to the stratosphere and beyond, tbh.

But, you know. They can't just break the rules. Sorry, Poland. He's scooting over, though he's none too happy about it. It's a sort of "let's get this over with" thing, but... well, he's not saying anything.]
paluszki: ((omgwtf) young homie.)

more like a taste of nightmares. but nobody wants it.

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[They can break the rules! Poland's fine with breaking the rules HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME.

Scooting back. Scooting the hell back.]

wow someone has their rude hat on.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[But what if they can't, Poland?! What if they can't.

He tilts his head, sitting up straight and stopping. If he's that uncomfortable, he doesn't want to do it. It's a big relief, actually..... he really doesn't want to do it, himself. Maybe they can spin again...? Hm.]
paluszki: ((shy/sad) over 700 years...)

someone has their ugly face on. OH WAIT. THAT'S HIS REGULAR FACE >:[

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[That is not how being Poland goes! They will smash through this BY SHEER WILL ALONE. Hopefully.

He stops moving when Sweden stops moving towards him and sighs. Honestly he doesn't know what to do. They have to do this, but he's pretty sure if he lets Sweden near him, he'll go missing and never be found again. He's just sure of it.]

TAKES AN UGLY FACE TO KNOW ONE!!!!!

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Hopefully. Sweden stares blankly with less glare. He's just going to sit there and wait it out. Finland has been by his side for centuries and look at him! He turned out just fine. Take your time, Poland, he'll wait. Or unknowingly intimidate him into getting it over with.]
paluszki: ((huh?) you lose me.)

UGLY FACES CAME FROM SWEDEN!!!

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh. He doesn't look as scary. Still intimidating, but not as scary. He can, oh hallejuah, look at him without wanting to scream! This is progress.]

say that to my face and see what happens

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh wow. Sweden tilts his head a bit. Is he okay?? He wants to ask but uh. That'd probably ruin it. So he'll keep quiet as always. And still. This is like approaching a small animal.....]
paluszki: ((huh?) what's glue made of?)

...no.

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It really is. The Poland can be the jittery type and he's still feeling jittery. But Sweden doesn't seem his usual terrifying himself. It's like seeing a miracle...!]

chicken :P

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Is he... going to move? Sweden raises an eyebrow, but stays where he is. The eyebrow might cause a crease which may be mistaken for a glare. Sadly. This is going well, though, right? He won't kill you, Poland. Promise.]
paluszki: ((omgwtf) SHE'S RIGHT THERE!!!)

no just playing it smart...for once.

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Poland jumps and feels frightened for a moment, but he stays where he is. He's shaking a little, but maybe this is just possible. Maybe.]

for once.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[MAYBE? Maybe. High hopes, huh? Sweden goes back to waiting. This really is like waiting for an animal to come over. At least he is a very patient guy. And they have to do this thing. It's their own fault for playing this game.]
paluszki: ((ponder) would the ponies work?)

WOW. WHO IS RUDE NOW?

[personal profile] paluszki 2012-05-05 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. He didn't even try to do anything. Is everything he thought about Sweden...not true?! Maybe he's not scary. If he wanted to hurt him he could have by now. He relaxes. Just a little.

Who even thought this game was a good idea?]

not me!!!!!

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Um, obviously, Poland. You can't just judge nations based on their scary faces and... reputations of taking over other nations!!! That last bit, c'mon, everyone had that going for them. He just was scary-looking while he did it......

Also, he's only in it because Finland and other people are doing this. Peer pressure is hard to escape.]

uh huh :/

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heirjirikawa: (I'M ESSENTIALLY A SELFISH CREATURE)

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[personal profile] heirjirikawa 2012-05-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh hey ren's dad.

this is highly awkward. in every sense of the word.

have a polite bow first. ]


I would like to apologize beforehand for whatever discomfort I may bring towards you due to this game.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Awkward is his middle name, he's used to it (except not).

The bow and his politeness remind him of Japan. He just stares, nodding his head, trying to bow a little but very... awkward about it. What's new.]


Likewise.

[And now. We must hug it out as bros do. Opens arms!!! The most serious and most manly of hugs, Masato.]
heirjirikawa: (YOU SHOT ACROSS MY SKY)

[personal profile] heirjirikawa 2012-05-05 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god and he's just STARING at the open arms.

yeah you may have to hug him first, sweden. he can't do this without screaming. ]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[No worries, he's got this. Have a hug, Masato. He's actually very easy on the hug itself and it's not bone-crushing at all. It's short-lived, for both of sake.]
heirjirikawa: (IT THROWS RAINBOWS IN THE SUNLIGHT)

[personal profile] heirjirikawa 2012-05-05 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's

not so bad. then again, he's never been hugged since birth.

have another bow, sweden. this boy is so unsure. ]

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives very gentle hugs despite being a 6' tall, frightening guy. Sweden nods his head once more.]

That okay? [He can sense the unsure. But he is also unsure himself because.... hugging strangers. Not his thing.]
heirjirikawa: (IT'S BETTER IF WE'RE NOT FRIENDS)

[personal profile] heirjirikawa 2012-05-05 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ a nod. yeah hugging is never masa's thing either. ] It's more than enough for this game, I would think.

[personal profile] ex_husband711 2012-05-05 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hn. Good. [A thumbs up. At least they're on the same level of awkward.]